Disco Lizard

The ascension of the cream

[bullshitguy]

just like me 😌

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[gibbonseason]

i love you tumblr bullet train fandom you are everything to me

[chikuto]

when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

[oscarisaacsspit]

i’ll be like “need him so bad it makes me stupid” and it’s this guy:

[kazsbrecker]

brb suing the hbo tlou writers after the bill and frank episode

[keeperofthebees]

[gigantomachylesbian]

Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir

[michaun]

julien solomita’s video of marbles’ 10th birthday is his best for the sole clip of him holding marbles and whispering in his ear “I just wanna thank you for taking care of Jenna for so many years” and then giving him kisses on his head when I tell you I CRIED

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[heart]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

Im physically crying

[catchymemes]

[tyhplosion]

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

[tyhplosion]

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

[liquidstar]

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

[thegalaxyabittotheleft]

He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

[tyhplosion]

good.

[realbutchhartman]

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

[tyhplosion]

HELLO???????????????

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.