All monsters are human

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

[wthanastasia-blog]

It’s a very long story that I don’t think I should tell. Haha, no I think I can handle this one.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

Well of course you can handle it on your own. You are badass.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I'm really sorry guys, I haven't really been on at all sigh

[wthanastasia-blog]

I got played by someone I used to work for.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

What did they do? Do I need to punch this person?

[wthaustin]

What?

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

You know, when I'll have kids and pass away. That's what they'll get. I've thought everything through.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I will leave my children $50 a piece. Enough for the cab ride home from the funeral and a steak dinner. End of discussion.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

OH OKAY GOOD I DROPPED MY RAMEN NOODLES ONCE AND I CRIED BC IT WAS THE LAST PACK

NOPE WAIT YES THEY WERE RAMEN NOODLES (SORRY IM AN IDIOT), IM STILL KINDA CRYING

[wthanastasia-blog]

Nothing, I’m just getting revenge on someone.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

Who is that someone? And why?

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I WOULD’VE CRIED WAS IT RAMEN NOODLES??

NOPE, THAnk GOD

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

[wthanastasia-blog]

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

What's wrong honey?

[ohnaressa-blog]

Mhm, sure. 

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I see, you don't sound too convinced.

[ohnaressa-blog]

I’m taking that as a yes. 

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I'm not a wimp though, I swear. I might just cry sometimes, in certain situations.

[ohnaressa-blog]

No but if you do cry I have the right to call you a wimp right?

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

Maybe. 

[ohnaressa-blog]

You do, and I’m gonna do it when you’re not expecting it just to make it like 10x worse.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

Do you want to make me cry or?

[ohnaressa-blog]

This doesn’t get you out of anything I hope you know that. The coldness is coming for you. 

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I deserve it, and I'm ready.

[ohnaressa-blog]

Nope too late.

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

I guess I brought this on myself. I should have not made fun of your grief. I'm sorry, I'm really going to stop now.

[ohnaressa-blog]

Let’s test the theory, go put on one of your favorite shirts, and I’ll poor an ice cold drink on you. 

[ofcaustinmorris-blog]

Okay, I'm gonna shut up.