Captain Phasma

  Clad in distinctive armor of salvaged chromium, Captain Phasma commands the First Order’s legions of stormtroopers.   

[firstordersquad]

does phasma know we love her

Yes.

[ofchromiumarmor]

"Why not be known for both? In Hell I am, I've even done a nude calendar to inspire the female soldiers of my army, even the males who're into that."

“....You’ve done a nude calendar. For some reason, I am not surprised. I don’t want to be seen for merely my beauty, if I even have any. Nevertheless, I know the old Empire used to do scandalous holophoto shoots to boost morale.”

[baddies]

[ofchromiumarmor]

So today I changed my url and answered some asks. I’m all out of asks to answer, but I’ll get on later today (probably after I get to skyhold in DA:I) and if you guys send me anything, I’ll certainly answer them then! I’m always on @not-pawns if any of you need/want to talk.

[ofchromiumarmor]

fuk me - Steve

“Hey, I hired you to harass Andromeda, not me.”

[ofchromiumarmor]

"I call that very unwelcoming."

“With a personality like yours, you should be used to being unwelcomed in many places.”

[ofchromiumarmor]

"How's the most gorgeous warrior in the whole First Order doing? And I love you, Phasma."

“I appreciate the attempts at a compliment, Raifer, but I’d rather be known for my fighting ability not how ‘pretty’ I look.”

[ofchromiumarmor]

url change

Ask-Phasma > ofchromiumarmor

[ofchromiumarmor]

Reporting for duty madam. My name is grand admiral Jressi, as you can see, I'm a Chiss. But don't let that bother you. My father has hunted scum like Rey, Finn and Poe and First Order is going full force. Thing is, to defeat an enemy one must know through there philosophy, integrity, art. It's an honor working with you. Now, my troopers will be transporting there belongings and records in my office. Good day.

“Worry not, unlike some parts of the first order-- like General Hux-- I do not judge on species. Welcome to the base. I am looking forward to working with you, Grand Admiral.” 

[ofchromiumarmor]

The other anon is gravely mistaken. You are no queen. You are the Chrome Goddess.

“Goddess? I.... like the sound of that.”

[ofchromiumarmor]

"...you must let me see your suit and blaster...oh my the materials used are exquisite, such fine quality...I need to examine this further."

“.....Aren’t you the republic scum that my godson married?”

[fullhalalalchemist]

this week the senate will vote on whether or not to give the fbi warrantless access to your browsing data. this is extremely dangerous and a violation of privacy. not only would the fbi be able to essentially hack into your computers and internet service, but they might also hack into ones overseas. anything on your computers, they’ll be able to have access to. this is an extremely dangerous power the fbi is trying to get, and it CAN be stopped, but only if you guys are willing to put forth the effort.

how do you stop it? first, get the word out. twitter, tumblr, facebook, just get the word out by either making your own status or sharing this link. 

secondly, call your senators. on this website, just enter your phone number and it will give you a script to read off of. it will take you less than 30 seconds, trust me. you can also tweet them, send them emails, etc. all the contact info is on this site here. they will listen. dont know who your senators are? go here and scroll to the bottom. it lists all the senators and who you can call. also, you can tweet at them or send them an email. (all the links in this paragraph lead to the same source)

guys, it is extremely important this bill not get passed. PLEASE reblog this and at least tweet at them? you dont even have to think of anything to type. you literally click the tweet button and it does it for you. please, guys, please.

[fullhalalalchemist]

guys!!! please do this and at least tweet your senators!!!

[fullhalalalchemist]

u can even send a complaint through the website. COME ON GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[ofchromiumarmor]

You're the Queen of Chrome

“I hope you don’t expect me to actually govern something, because I refuse.”

[ofchromiumarmor]

“Captain, I'm having rather frightening thoughts again. I know it is inappropriate, but may I have a hug?”

“.....It’ll be a rather uncomfortable hug, because of our armor. But you may.”

[ofchromiumarmor]

Ma'am with all due respect, how do you deal with the bs from Kylo and Hux? I'm pretty sire anybody else would have a mental breakdown within 5 minutes, maybe six if they were of string will. How do you deal with it? Drinking? Drugs?

“Both of the morons are easier to deal with when they’re apart. Together they’re always arguing. Like children. I drink occasionally, but not because of them. I drink because I like the taste-- the burn. But I digress. I fuel myself on knowing that if I continue to be professional and do my job, I’ll end up the leader of the first order. And when that happens. The first to go is Hux-- and then Kylo, if he can’t prove himself useful.”

[tourdewhore]

Here comes the general! [Armitage Hux]

[ofchromiumarmor]

I'M THE PRINCESS

“I’m sure you are.”