AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PR's Tumblrdome
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Today's Document
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Product Placement
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@ofcoliver
“Oliver isn’t that obscure of a name. I just can’t help quoting Shakespeare whenever given an opportunity. “
“Do you do that at home in bed? Because if you do, I would be the rest of my flat ass that Crosby smacks you for it.”
Text: Nell-O
Oliver: I have to change the time for our lesson today
Oliver: would that be alright with you?
“I was quoting a good friend of mine. I like to call him Billy. Billy Shakespeare.”
“I think that’s where people get confused with my name sometimes. I wasn’t named after a Shakespeare character. I was actually named after my grandfather.”
@nellynottherapper: @olivandort If your blind dog was able to locate the slippers, don't you think they probably smelled pretty bad?
@olivandort: @nellynottherapper he located them because the cat sleeps on them
“i thank you, truly, for your kindness. Dear Oliver. O, sweet Oliver. O, brave Oliver!“
“You used my name far too many times for my own comfort.”
@olivandort: the blind dog learned that he likes slippers. I guess I need new slippers.
@olivandort: My beautiful Momma came up from Ohio last night to visit with the boys, Addie and I. I always love seeing this woman’s smile ♥
“I’m beyond ready to get back to work, but if my neighbors continue to keep me awake at night with this shit, someone will get socked.”
“I take it they have a super healthy sex life?”
“How very kind. “
“You bet your ass it’s kind.”
plot points
♫ Ba Dum Tss - Back in high school, Oliver let himself fall in love with the idea of making a band. He worked endlessly and effortlessly to try and get his friends together, only to fail miserably due to lack of peers. Now, as an adult, Oliver has met your character and together they are putting up fliers and advertising to get a group together in the hopes of playing local shows. Ft. Christian
♫ Mr. Holland’s Opus - What most people don’t know is that Oliver is a very talented pianist. At a young age, his parents signed him up for every and any music lesson they could find. Voice, guitar, drums—you name it, he can do it. However, while he tries to put his band together and on his down time from working at the book store, Oliver teaches your character piano among other things. He doesn’t do it for the extra money, he does it simply because he loves it, and he hopes that your character will love it too. Ft. Nelson
♫ Cry Baby - Due to his low tolerance for people, Oliver often finds complainers to be rather annoying. There is one repeat customer that comes into the bookstore that is particularly bothersome towards him, and he doesn’t quite know why. He has tried to like your character on multiple occasions simply to be polite, but he just can’t bring himself to get to that point quite yet. OPEN
“Oh fuck off, mate. Can’t we just settle on the fact that we’re both hung like horses and our little ladies are incredibly lucky?”
“I suppose I can make a small truce.”
@olivandort: Finally got that haircut...
what is your fondest memory with your children?
This changes from day to day because they’re always doing something to amaze me. But the most recent one is by far going on top of the list. The other day, I was bringing the boys to the park and I had my music playing---and we all can safely assume that I don’t listen to flowery shit. Anyway, Jason suddenly screams “DADDY! UP!” from the back, and I turned just in time to watch them both headbang in unison. It was phenomenal.
“Actually the opposite. I’m incredibly gifted and don’t want little boys like yourself to get jealous. “
“Do you practice that speech in the mirror to make yourself feel better?”
“She better not have any naked pictures of me in there. Not that I don’t look excellent, but I don’t think the world can handle that. “
“So what you’re saying is: you have a small penis and you don’t want the world knowing because they would run in terror?”
“So not too rare.”
“Not as bad as you probably thought it was.”
