𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿

kip sabian for dynamitehq ┗━━━ ━━━┛

[blog-hailsabian]

;; My unfollows are being posted soon today, just wanted to say thanks for writing with me and my characters for so long in this group

[reneexpaquettex]

Maybe if you'd dress appropriately and not slutty, guys wouldn't look at you

Another opinion that I did NOT ask for. Thanks, dude. 👍

[blog-hailsabian]

Or, a wild concept, maybe if you (anon) let others do what they want with their bodies, you can learn to not sexualize women and make them feel like the problem ✌🏻

[bloodyrxpley]

sometimes i watch my girlfriend sleep then i realise how creepy that is and i stop myself.

[blog-hailsabian]

Now I’m second guessing everything about myself since I take it one step further and take photos 🙃

[blog-hailsabian]

impregnate me daddy. 👀

[blog-hailsabian]

[blog-hailsabian]

when’s the next baby coming

Possibly after this plane ride 🙃

[blog-hailsabian]

What's one sex position you want to try but haven't yet?

This led me to google a lot of things and get completely distracted because I have a few questions —

[dhqmemes]

tmi tuesday!

have you got a question you've been dying to ask me but it's too personal? now is your chance! It's tmi tuesday so nothing is off limits.

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[blog-hailsabian]

I would still do this all over again if it meant you get to defend your title and show everyone what you're capable of. It seems like a few too many energy drinks just had the opposite effect, I don't mean to be grouchy. I'd love to get you some food, babe. You can even choose the playlist for the flight this time.

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[blog-hailsabian]

Ideally, I'd like to find one the shape of a seashell that has 'Matthew' written on it. Perhaps even 'World's Best Dad'.

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[blog-hailsabian]

I know, you're right... as always. And I still need to find the perfect souvenir fridge magnet for you 😔

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[blog-hailsabian]

All the traveling was just catching up with me, I'm sorry. You did a wonderful job tonight and looked amazing as well. If I didn't know better, I'd never guess you were so sleep deprived.

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[blog-hailsabian]

Daaaaad. I can hear your tone.

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[blog-hailsabian]

I'm alright, just extremely tired after traveling about so much. It's getting to me, but I'll be back on a relaxing honeymoon soon.

[blog-hailsabian]

Not today.

[archived-allegoethan]

Back to Florida for one day only, make the most of me before I jet off again. ✈

[blog-hailsabian]

It’s not unnecessary when you have a title to defend. I may have a few words for whenever decided to postpone, but this will only make part two of the honeymoon even better. You’ll be in your bikini and yelling at me to quit staring before you even know it.

[vtriggcrs-deactivated20230814]

My NECK.. my back…💀

[blog-hailsabian]

To be clear, she didn’t make me, though I know better than to plaster them all over our nice house. The only rule is that I keep my chaos to the spare room, so I may start the hunt for a nice Twilight poster after all. I’ll be on the lookout for one for you as well 😉 You don’t? Now I’m dying to know your history of celebrity crushes.

You’ll either have to shave off all your hair or become very familiar with eyeliner, that’s the only requirement. Otherwise, you’re in.