The Lodge Members As Mothers:
\-Philippa Eilhart: - first of of all, how did this happen, second of all, holy shit is Phil struggling. She'd hold the child at an arm's length and demand they stop capping their pants this very instant.
\-She'd run to Rita for advice. Being raised by Tissaia taught her exactly what NOT to do with a child.
\-The kid is spoiled beyond reason and can speak multiple language. Phil loves her little owlet.
\-The child will probably be a political menace and Phil could not be more proud.
\-Her child would be the most well-behaved and tactfully snide little creature.
\-They spend most of their time inside her tower in Creyden studying and researching.
\-She takes the child to conclaves and conferences to socialise them. Rita is apalled. They lecture the lecturers in the middle of their intervention and Sheala loves that.
\-Who gave the gremlin a child??? WHO?? Everyone has a stroke upon learning.
\-Keira dresses the kid in matching outfits. They are incredibly sarcastic and will diss whoever comes within earing range.
\-Keira takes the child to Aretuza and spends a lot more time there as a result because she is secretly incredibly protective of her little one.
\-That kid is a menace to society. She teaches the child how to hunt, charm and hide a body before they're fifteen.
\-They are very fashionable and prone to insult Yennefer.
\-Best Mom Merch was made for her. She loves that kid to death and is the only one out of the lodge to be able to raise a child not to be a menace to the Continent.
\-Doesn't drink as much, wants to be a better person and example for her baby.
\-Will sing them lullaby, hold them all the time and has about a dozen paintings of them around her office. Has a small portrait in her breastpocket that she wips out constantly.
\-She's terrified of raising a child after the Alvin situation.
\-Tries to give the child to Rita because she's so afraid of fucking the kid up. Rita instead takes her ass to therapy (thank you Rita) and Triss decides to try.
\-She gives the child everything she had wanted in her younger years. Long walks in nature, constant new toys and is always very forgiving.
\-She teaches them everything she wish she had known at their age, cheers for their successes and cries with them when they fail.
\-That kid is SPOILED ROTTEN. Not only is Enid so happy to have a little one around again, but so is the rest of Dol Blathanna ! She prepares the kid for the world beyond their duchy and passes on everything she knows.
\-Through the eyes of her child, she sees the reflection of the youngling she had been and marvels at the fact that they get to grow up with their kind, safe from the threats of pogroms.
\-She fights even harder for the Nonhumans, as she wants to give her child everything that had been taken from her, from them.
\-Ida will sling the kid around her shoulders and show them the world.
\-She is much more laid back than the others, gently correcting mistakes and always being willing to protect her child.
\-Her kid is like her-softspoken, wise and witty. She makes sure they never feel left out and makes them feel very loved.
\-Her child and furry child get along great. She's been around many young ones and therefore knows how to care for them physically.
\-However, everytime they ask her a question she has an existential crisis.
\-The child grows up incredibly curious and with a bright mind and kind heart.
\-Researches childcare extensively and tries all types of methodology. Until she learns how to let go and to enjoy the moment.
\-Reads with them, takes them with her wherever she goes, they spend the most time in theaters.
-Since her kids either wind up being depressed nymphomaniacs or war criminals or eels, do not. Just do not.
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