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Sometime at Aretuza:
Yennefer: I am a necromancer.
Philippa: Well, I am a reverse necromnacer.
Yennefer: Isn't that just killing people?
Philippa, rolling eyes: Ah, technically...
Tissaia: I know we don’t get along, but I got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.
Stregobor: This is a toaster, Tissaia.
*a few days later*
Tissaia: I got you another bath bomb, how about we try this again.
Stregobor: this is football sized sodium, Tissaia.
*a few days after that incident*
Tissaia: Look, Stregobor, I got you a -
Stregobor: No, Tissaia I am not falling for th- … Is that a piranha?
Tissaia: … maybe
*a few attempts later*
Tissaia: ok, I will not give you bath bombs anymore, since you’re strongly opposed to class and fun. However there is an amazing spot for bath I’d like to recommend to you.
Stregebor: this is the mouth of a live volcano, Tissaia.
*after even more suggested locations*
Tissaia: Ok, Stregobor, I get it. You are too old to go take a bath outside Aretuza.
Stregobor: It's not that. It's that you are trying to k-
Tissaia: So, I have another suggestion which is inside Aretuza. Please enter the pool...
Stregobor: What are those eels, Tissaia? Wait... Isn't this that one pool where you-
Tissaia: I guarantee these waters won't only take your worries away but also make you a new man. Now, enter the pool!
Tissaia: I know we don’t get along, but I got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.
Stregobor: This is a toaster, Tissaia.
*a few days later*
Tissaia: I got you another bath bomb, how about we try this again.
Stregobor: this is football sized sodium, Tissaia.
*a few days after that incident*
Tissaia: Look, Stregobor, I got you a -
Stregobor: No, Tissaia I am not falling for th- ... Is that a piranha?
Tissaia: ... maybe
Tissaia: I know we don’t get along, but I got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.
Stregobor: This is a toaster, Tissaia.
ANYA CHALOTRA On Set Secrets with The Witcher Season 2 Cast
Bathing in sunlight in Corvo Bianco
From sigma to Simp in a snap
The Lodge Members As Mothers:
\-Philippa Eilhart: - first of of all, how did this happen, second of all, holy shit is Phil struggling. She'd hold the child at an arm's length and demand they stop capping their pants this very instant.
\-She'd run to Rita for advice. Being raised by Tissaia taught her exactly what NOT to do with a child.
\-The kid is spoiled beyond reason and can speak multiple language. Phil loves her little owlet.
\-The child will probably be a political menace and Phil could not be more proud.
Sheala De Tancarville:
\-Her child would be the most well-behaved and tactfully snide little creature.
\-They spend most of their time inside her tower in Creyden studying and researching.
\-She takes the child to conclaves and conferences to socialise them. Rita is apalled. They lecture the lecturers in the middle of their intervention and Sheala loves that.
Keira Metz:
\-Who gave the gremlin a child??? WHO?? Everyone has a stroke upon learning.
\-Keira dresses the kid in matching outfits. They are incredibly sarcastic and will diss whoever comes within earing range.
\-Keira takes the child to Aretuza and spends a lot more time there as a result because she is secretly incredibly protective of her little one.
Sabrina Glevissig:
\-That kid is a menace to society. She teaches the child how to hunt, charm and hide a body before they're fifteen.
\-They are very fashionable and prone to insult Yennefer.
Margarita Laux-Antille:
\-Best Mom Merch was made for her. She loves that kid to death and is the only one out of the lodge to be able to raise a child not to be a menace to the Continent.
\-Doesn't drink as much, wants to be a better person and example for her baby.
\-Will sing them lullaby, hold them all the time and has about a dozen paintings of them around her office. Has a small portrait in her breastpocket that she wips out constantly.
Triss Merigold:
\-She's terrified of raising a child after the Alvin situation.
\-Tries to give the child to Rita because she's so afraid of fucking the kid up. Rita instead takes her ass to therapy (thank you Rita) and Triss decides to try.
\-She gives the child everything she had wanted in her younger years. Long walks in nature, constant new toys and is always very forgiving.
\-She teaches them everything she wish she had known at their age, cheers for their successes and cries with them when they fail.
Francesca Findabair:
\-That kid is SPOILED ROTTEN. Not only is Enid so happy to have a little one around again, but so is the rest of Dol Blathanna ! She prepares the kid for the world beyond their duchy and passes on everything she knows.
\-Through the eyes of her child, she sees the reflection of the youngling she had been and marvels at the fact that they get to grow up with their kind, safe from the threats of pogroms.
\-She fights even harder for the Nonhumans, as she wants to give her child everything that had been taken from her, from them.
Ida Emean Aep Sivney:
\-Ida will sling the kid around her shoulders and show them the world.
\-She is much more laid back than the others, gently correcting mistakes and always being willing to protect her child.
\-Her kid is like her-softspoken, wise and witty. She makes sure they never feel left out and makes them feel very loved.
\-Great mom.
Assire Var Anahid:
\-Her child and furry child get along great. She's been around many young ones and therefore knows how to care for them physically.
\-However, everytime they ask her a question she has an existential crisis.
\-The child grows up incredibly curious and with a bright mind and kind heart.
Fringilla Vigo:
\-Panics.
\-Researches childcare extensively and tries all types of methodology. Until she learns how to let go and to enjoy the moment.
\-Reads with them, takes them with her wherever she goes, they spend the most time in theaters.
Bonus:
Tissaia De Vries:
-Since her kids either wind up being depressed nymphomaniacs or war criminals or eels, do not. Just do not.
Tissaia’s face when she sees Yennefer after Sodden makes me fucking cry ok. She is an incredibly underrated part of the show she is a FANTASTIC actress everyone say thank you MyAnna Buring
Geralt: Whenever Yennefer gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so she has to come and get help from me.
*sounds of cursing and jam jars shattering in the background*
Geralt: It hasn't worked yet, but it will...
Welcome to Ciri Week
This event will take place from August 15th to August 21st. We allow content from all the different media (video games, netflix show, books), as long as it’s centered around the character of Cirilla. Writers, artists, gifmakers, anyone is welcome to participate! There are no restrictions of pairings or rating. Happy creating!
💚 We track #ciriweek
Prompts for writers / artists
Monday: friends, comfort, hold
Tuesday: apology, post-canon, blame
Wednesday: story, family, fix-it
Thursday: training, humor, smile
Friday: scar, AU, anger
Saturday: pride, power, explore
Sunday: free space
Prompts for gifmakers
Monday: favorite scene from season 1
Tuesday: favorite trait
Wednesday: quote
Thursday: favorite scene from season 2
Friday: green
Saturday: favorite relationship
Sunday: free space
Okok hear me out... Whoreson Prison Blues but the pov is Yennefer on Stygga Castle
peak book! Yennefer energy is pissing in the most beautiful woman in the world’s koi pond and laughing, it’s one woman vs the Wild Hunt, it’s defying the Gods, it’s ridiculous Jack Sparrow-esque escapes, it’s having everyone you love turn against you, it’s fucking the King of Skellige and leaving him on read, it’s self sacrifice, it’s being unflappable in the face of evil, it’s stabbing your child’s abuser in the face, it’s having your death warrant signed before your very eyes and your last act being railing your Witcher, it’s sailing directly into the eye of the storm, it’s choosing Ciri over everybody – herself be damned, it’s saving babies, it’s accepting payment in jam because her customers have nothing else, it’s ‘Dear Friend…’, it’s making sure Ciri has tampons, it’s being hunted and alone, it’s telling the Emperor of Nilfgaard not to hurt her daughter and him agreeing, it’s sweet moments of laughter with her daughter, it’s making sure Geralt is paid fairly even though he walked out on her, it’s walking in the room and having all eyes on you, it’s defiance for the sake of defiance, it’s awkward sex talks, it’s ‘magic is chaos, art and science..’ it’s needing better friends, it’s losing count of all the most wanted lists she’s on, it’s fight-on-sight energy, it’s solving mysteries, it’s making the wrong choice, it’s being the goddess of death and destruction, it’s becoming a legend, it’s dying for the one you love, it’s…
Couldn’t help myself–so enjoy a cute Yenralt picrew…