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Grace: he's in the shower atm

Grace: want me to stall him? ;-)

Grace: quite a combo, i'll admit

Grace: mateo. take me to puerto rico. i wanna see what else are you hiding there..

mateo: okay maybe i can wait

mateo: nah, we're good. you keep him.

mateo: it seems so! i'm not really sure what to tell you, i don't know what we're hiding

mateo: i'll have to go back and see myself

#( &. gracefulhaley. )

mateo: i'm sorry!!! he looked really sad!!!

mateo: i couldn't leave him

mateo: now i really want to keep him but my back yard is like 2x2 inches so?? what do i do with him?

mateo: also i will come and get him, sorry about that

#( &. lilianachang. )#by e

mateo: a break dancing puerto rican?

mateo: where is he? i need to meet him this instance.

mateo: wait, so aside from being puerto rican which obviously makes him super, and a break dancer which i guess means he has rhythm...?? i'm really not sure what the sex relevance is..

#( &. gracefulhaley. )#i'm oUT #MATEO ???

mateo: now listen to me.

mateo: a) he was pretty, what did you expect me to call him? and b) it was a really nice burrito! so, he was an angel.

#( &. emiliecarmichael. )

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

#[ memes. ]#these just crack me UP

mateo + lukasz

lukasz: you're very passionate about dad jokes...

lukasz: there's a play in there

mateo: i'm v passionate about a lot of things! i don't really do things by halves.

mateo: i'm not even a dad yet and i'm super into them.

mateo: you think so, huh?

#( &. mclukasz. )

cultbunny

She didn’t meant to get this emotional. Jill was very good at keeping everything under control and in check - especially since the academy had insisted that feelings came last in her line of work, and to apply that to life as well - but everything was finally coming to a head. She was sort of sorry for her friend to see her like this. “That stupid gang of Silver Foxes from the next town over… They ruined everything!” Her voice was slowly getting louder, tears springing to her eyes. The events of the night previous were briefed to her that morning, as she had been out of town. “Everyone at the precinct is freaking out… People are losing their jobs…. I could lose my job… All because of these stupid gangs!” Things quickly fell apart from there. “I don’t want to lose my job…”

ofcuevas-blog

“hey, hey, mija, come here...” he spoke softly, brows furrowing in concern for the woman before him. after a moment or two of listening to her worries -- her recap of the potential results of the previous evening and its events, mateo reached out to place a hand upon her arm, squeezing gently to offer some comfort to jillian. “come with me; we’ll go somewhere... get some cafecito or some tea, whatever you want. then, mija, we’ll see if there’s anyone we can talk to about your job, and do everything we can to make sure you don’t lose it. think we can do that?”

#( &. jillianinfairford. )#<3

emiliecarmichael

Taking his hand, Emilie smiled and led him further into the crowd. This was her element, though the places she had been to were nowhere near as grand or extravagant as where they were now. It didn’t faze her though, a dancefloor was a dancefloor, whether with gold finishings or strobe lights, and she leaned in closer to her partner, “Relax, you seem tense and dancing’s suppose to be fun. The greatest stress reliever, next to food and sex,” She shrugged, letting go of his hand to swing to the beat. The music was good, a live band playing an old cover she didn’t recognize, “This song is good, right? Do you know who it’s by?”

ofcuevas-blog

it wasn’t even that he was necessarily afraid of the dance floor, dancing or even being seen making a fool of himself in front of such well made-up, perfectly collected people... actually, it was a very real anxiety but he was a performer. he just had to think of it as live theater. mateo smiled lightly, dipping his head momentarily. “so the third greatest stress reliever?” he inquired with another smile, soon ( and easily ) enough finding himself all but lost in the melody, moving fluidly with his newfound dance partner. “i mean, i know it’s jazz... kind of sounds like mack the knife, maybe. it’s definitely good, though.”

#( &. emiliecarmichael. )

emiliecarmichael

She needed to forget, even just for a few moments. There was so much that weighed on her mind that she willed herself to relax, her foot tapping to the beat of swinging jazz. Closing her eyes, she moved her hips with a curve of a smile, grooving to the rhythm for a moment before she blinked open to find someone standing in front of her, “Don’t just stand there, come dance with me… I promise I won’t step on your toes.”

ofcuevas-blog

he felt a little out of place; sure, he’d dressed up and put on a mask as was asked but it didn’t really make all that much of a difference. mateo still found himself in total awe of... well, everyone around him. the only good thing was that there was music; something he knew inside and out. the male blinked himself out of his momentary reverie, only to find himself being asked -- ordered, really -- to dance. “i’ll take your word for it,” without another word, he stepped back and offered his hand to the young woman.

#( &. emiliecarmichael. )

jaycoyle-blog1

“I didn’t think about how itchy a mask could be. I dunno if I can commit to this the whole night, I’m gonna wind up looking like I’ve got a rash on my face!”

ofcuevas-blog

“i know, but hey! at least if you keep it on for the whole night then know one will know about the rash? it might even go down over night if you do end up with a rash. that said i’m seriously not sure i’m going to be able to keep this on all night either.”

#( &. robynkrasovik. )

✉ addie & mateo

addie: i like mija though!!! cariño cariño cariño cariño

addie: what's up with you and your real sister anyways?

addie: WOW ARE YOU SERIOUS??? that's A LOT OF SLEEP

mateo: ah, mija, eres muy linda.

mateo: nothing's up with us as such, we're just not as close as we were. she has kids and she's probably just busy, but, ni modo, así es la vida.

mateo: deadly serious. and i'm still super freakin' tire d

#( &. addiecarmichael. )

✉ addie & mateo

addie: i like cariño!! i think it suits you perfectly? but i also like mano because let's be honest you ARE my brother

addie: no ifs, buts and definitely no takebacks!!

addie: sleep is good though!! you need more of that tbh?

mateo: well, it's up to you! you're stuck with mija though, whether you like it or not!

mateo: i would say we're pretty much at that level, we're definitely closer than i am with my real sister but then ?? that doesn't mean anything. i'm glad you think so too, though~

mateo: i got plenty!! TOO much, even. i think i slept non-stop for two days. two out of four days, then i did some writing, pissed about on the piano and did some marking.

#( &. addiecarmichael. )#i want to squish their cheeks

✉ addie & mateo

addie: the entire language

addie: no i'm kidding just a few terms of affection pleaaase? so i can call you some nice names too?

addie: you've been cooped up for the past few days :( i feel like i haven't seen you in SO long :(

mateo: oh god. sure, uhm. cariño basically means 'sweetie' or something like that. i would suggest mijo but that would be weird because i'm older than you. my sister sometimes used 'mano' because it's short for brother (hermano)?? but it also means hand, so that's up to you. you can probably find some ideas on google too?

mateo: it's been four days, i think. i haven't even got that much marking done. i've been sleeping

#( &. addiecarmichael. )#my faves