NON OMNIS MORIAR

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I’m starting to miss my Ganny-poo.

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I still haven’t forgiven you all for pig jail.

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——{ △△△ }—     written by aryn  |||  personal blogs, please don’t reblog

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Pig Jail? Pig Jail.

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Bratty sword children on the dashboard...

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Here’s the 4th child of Ganondorf and Zelda. Her name is Orana and she likes to travel around the world. Then she comes back home to brag about her travels to her family while also bringing gifts for them. 

Mostly has Ganondorf’s attitude and likes to prank her siblings with Rinku, who belongs to @figmentforms. 

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“At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love…."

HERCULES

         “NOW, NABOORU... what was that? I could have sworn I heard something...”

     Naturally, it seems coyness is even more infuriating when coming from the Gerudo king himself.

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“I’m a big tough sword. I tie my own sandals and everything.”

HERCULES

          “HMPH. I don’t need your sass, Ghirahim.”

          “FOR SOMEONE so supposedly independent, you are awfully clingy...”

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[Because red string of fate hahahah fuck me I'm such a sucker for bitter soulmates] ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜

BITTER SOULMATES

     Well, he was... certainly an interesting character. Ganondorf blinked, thought to pinch himself—he knew what he was, if only through his extensive studies. Never before had he seen a sword spirit, not outside of illustrations in his texts, but... this had to be a mistake, didn’t it?

          “WELL, YOU’RE certainly no Hylian princess either...”

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❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜

BITTER SOULMATES

     Mild curiosity. It had been only mild curiosity that brought Ganondorf and his mother there—he had never seen one of those gatherings, had never been to Hyrule when they unveiled their marks. He had taken amusement in the shocked faces, had loathed the empty laughs and false smiles as Hylians “rejoiced” in finding their soulmates... the mark on his own hand had been largely ignored, covered up even, as his mother had instructed of him. If the one to whom he would be bound was there, was Hylian, she did not want to know, and by effect neither did he.

     But the princess – that insolent, clumsy princess – it had to be him that she’d smacked into, fallen on top of, seen that marking, and... the room had fallen silent. She stood, silent. Collected herself, silent. His mother had not seen it, had only helped him stand, babbled and nagged in their tongue, though he could not stop staring at her. And, finally, she... spoke.

     He merely nodded, for fear of the reaction to his admission that, despite everything, he did not want to forget it.

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Hercules (Disney) Starters:

“I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!”

“I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”

“At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love…."

“If? If is good.”

“I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke….and you are wearing his merchandise?”

“Well, you know how men are. They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’ and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours’.”

“Is Wonderboy here for real?”

“I’m an action figure!”

“Will you forget the head-slicing thing?”

“Aw, ______, don’t be such a stiff. Join the celebration!”

“So you took care of him, huh? ‘Dead as a doornail’, weren’t those your exact words?”

“People do crazy things when they’re in love.”

“For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”

“She’s a fraud! She’s been playing you for a sap!”

“A guy can only take so much disappointment.”

“Dreams are for rookies, kid.”

“Are you always this articulate?"

“Pardon me. It seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.”

“You ought to slow down. You’ll work yourself to death.”

“Rule number 95; concentrate. Rule number 96; aim!”

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kinderlicht:

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           ❝ Stand aside and let me to pass through, foul beast.                                          I am not scared of you in the very least! ❞

          “FOUL? PLEASE. Hardly becoming of such a young girl like you. But you are a stranger here, trying to enter my desert—why, in all of Hyrule, would I let you through?”

          “YOU HAVE no small amount of courage, that is easy enough to see. But to pass through here, you must give me a good reason... convince me.”

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I hope you all are prepared for rhyming Ganondorf.

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Possible Coronation/Wedding outfit for Ganondorf, in his marriage to Princess Zelda. I have to give credit to @figmentforms fabulous comic, “A Tale of Two Rulers” which inspired me so. If you haven’t read it, do so. You’re in for a treat.

I’m sorry I wasn’t patient enough to draw the sword correctly. ;;;

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fata-et-tempus:

       {➻} – Did he fall asleep on top of the guard tower again? Yes he did. Good thing he’s mallnot on guard duty this time. 

     Probably not a very good thing that the young girls who’d seen him snoozing decided to tell Ganondorf instead of waking him themselves. The Gerudo King waited, watched for a moment... before summoning his blade, and banging the hilt against the ground.

          “YOU’D BETTER get up, boy...”