VAMPIRELLA

taste my vengeance !

[ofdrakulon]

you can find me over at @australianassassin boyos.

[ofdrakulon]

you can find me over at @australianassassin boyos.

[genterie]

Fran Drescher in The Nanny (1993-1999)

[ofdrakulon]

gonna start watching netflix’s dracula. some reviews said was ‘disappointing’ lol everything is fucking disappointing these days, i’m sure ill live. we’ll see, we’ll see.

[ofdrakulon]

omg so i was designing axel on sims and im fecking crying. i was just playing around and this cc got stuck so he’s just gonna look like this all the time now i guess. or well at least until i can unstick it. im putting it under the cut cos it’s like kinda gore-y i guess but anyway.

[ofdrakulon]

so i decided imma make the flash rogues on the sims cos im like... them in a house. fecking up each other’s lives. plus you can actually have a career as a criminal in sims4 PLUS mods on top of that i mean fck i cant wait to start this. gonna start with digger cos he is my bby. but yeah... i need to figure out who makes the cut here.

[ofdrakulon]

it’s almost ( like only an hour! ) 2020 here in australia, and im just like... welp at least we got you back into rp before the end of the year, bells. kinda cutting it close but you did it, buddy.

[ofdrakulon]

𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓

“Do you know Morbius? I feel like he’s right up your alley.”

❝ morbius.... hmm, name doesn’t really ring a bell. why? is he a vampire? ❞

[ofdrakulon]

@ablantian​ // sc. // accepting

❝ oh, pixie ears, it’s just you, ❞ she flashed him a quick smile as she stepped from the dark shadows. it faded quickly, however, as she glanced around them.  ❝ you know for a fishboy i keep running into you no where near the water. ❞

[ofdrakulon]

you ever see a really old rp partner  that you haven’t spoken to in like ten years  appear on your dash and you’re like.. omg should i say hi? will they remember me? cos thats me right now omg 

[ofdrakulon]

please like for a starter 

[ofdrakulon]

please like for a starter 

[wondershe]

D I A N A  O F  T H E M Y S C I R A 

                                  ❪ independent & private wonder woman. comic & headcanon based. ❫

[ofdrakulon]

starter call?

[ofdrakulon]

[ofdrakulon]

rereading stuff for my other wacky blog that you should follow just saying.

[ofdrakulon]

this is what i mean like... john looks familiar like does anyone know what i mean? what does this remind me of. im dying

[emrysresources]

i  watched  around  60+  buzzfeed  videos  to  do  this  but  here  it  is :   an  assorted  sentence  pack  of  shane  madej  quotes  from  buzzfeed  videos  other  than  buzzfeed :  unsovled !       feel  free  to  change  any  pronouns  in  anyway  you’d  like !       (  pt.  2  )

❛   i  feel  like  i’m  in  the  fourth  dimension !   ❜ ❛    am  i  yelling ?   ❜ ❛    so  when  do  people  wear  this ?   when  they  sleep ?   when  they  make  love ?   ❜ ❛    i’m  so  glad  this  isn’t  cake !   ❜ ❛    this  was  my  favorite  toy .   forever .  ❜ ❛    this  is  so  much  better  than  cake .   ❜ ❛    i  eat  to  live  but  i  don’t  live  to  eat .   ❜ ❛    here’s  to  a  great  week  of  being  sludge  buds .   ❜ ❛    hey ,  look !   there’s  some  vomit  on  the  stairs  …  and  here’s  my  dinner !    ❜ ❛    i’ve  been  eating  muck  since  tuesday .   i’m  …  sad ?   and  kinda  delirious .    ❜ ❛    the  other  night  i  was  falling  asleep  and  i  just  started  thinking  about  bread .   ❜ ❛    some  bread  is  airy ,  some  bread  is ,  like ,  cakey  …  what  was  the  question ?    ❜ ❛    food  is  great .   don’t  ever  take  food  for  granted ,  it’s  the  best .    ❜ ❛    because  i’m  a  fun  guy  and  i  know  how  to  party .   ❜ ❛    where’s  all  this  liquid  go ?   are  we  filling  up  like  balloons  right  now ?   ❜ ❛    alright ,  i’m  stepping  away  from  this  situation .   ❜ ❛    what  have  you  done ?!   your  blood !   your  precious  blood !    ❜ ❛    all  that  for  a  banana ?   ❜ ❛    i’m  gonna  look  like  seacrest  after  this .   ❜ ❛    i  don’t  pay  attention  to  my  face .   i  know  it’s  here .   ❜ ❛    dancing  little  ice  globes ,  dancing  across  my  face .   ❜ ❛    this  is  everything  that  i  want  forever .   ❜ ❛    we’re  gonna  get  snails  put  on  our  face ,  for  some  reason .   ❜ ❛    do  you  mind  eating  this  asparagus  and  then  peeing  into  this  cup  for  me ?   ❜ ❛    meet  me  in  the  studio .   bring  your  cup  of  pee .   ❜ ❛    i  don’t  know  why  we  did  this ,  because  you  can’t  smell  it ,  but ,  i  assure  you ,  it’s  revolting .   ❜ ❛   i’ve  climbed  a  whole  bunch  of  ladders .   whole  bunch  of  stairs .   vertical  ascension ,  i’m  pretty  good  at  it .   ❜ ❛    i  don’t  think  i’m  scared  of  heights .   i’ll  find  out  when  i  get  to  the  top .   ❜ ❛    i  worked  very  hard  to  be  this  tall !    ❜ ❛    i’m  just  here  ‘cause  this  is  the  stuff  they  make  us  do .    ❜ ❛    i  feel  like  it’s  eating  my  skin  but  in  a  good  way .   ❜ ❛    well ,  you  know ,  we  do  whatever  we  want  around  here .   ❜ ❛    i  imagine  it’s  going  to  be  someone  towering  over  me  and  telling  me ,  very  loudly ,  that  i’m  not  trying  hard  enough  ‘cause  i  probably  won’t  be .   ❜ ❛    at  the  end  of  the  day  my  goal  is  to  remain  alive .   ❜ ❛    it’s  about  what  i  expected  which  is  pretty  rough .   ❜ ❛    it  was  one  of  the  low  points  in  my  life  but ,  once  again ,  entirely  worth  it .   ❜ ❛    he  looked  like  he  was  gonna  throw  up  a  couple  times .   to  be  fair ,  though ,  i  also  almost  threw  up .   ❜ ❛    have  you  ever  seen  a  head  more  ready  to  get  a  snake  put  on  it ?   ❜ ❛    you  know ,  sometimes  you  hear  people  breathing  in  your  ear  but  very  rarely  a  snake .    ❜ ❛    i  could  have  done  that  for  like  four  or  five  more  hours .   ❜ ❛    right  now  i  look  like  shit  but ,  ten  minutes  from  now ,  i’m  gonna  look  like  ryan  seacrest !   ❜ ❛    holy  cow ,  those  are  brows !   ❜ ❛    now  i  understand  what  furries  are  all  about .   ❜ (  singing  )   ❛    who’s  a  milky  piggy ?   me !   me !   me !   ❜ ❛    i  don’t  wanna  see  that  in  the  mirror  ever  again .   ❜ ❛    hey ,  i’m  the  world’s  biggest  soup  fan !   that’s  what  i’m  trying  to  say  here .   ❜ ❛   well ,  only  twenty  eight  more  minutes  of  this .   so  i’m  going  to  die .   ❜ ❛    this  is  all  natural ,  baby !   ❜ ❛    if  you  just  imagine  a  root  beer  float  but  without  any  moisture .   that’s  what  you’re  about  to  experience .   ❜ ❛    definitely  thinking  outside  the  box ,  and  that’s  respectable .   maybe  they  should  start  keeping  it  inside  the  box ,  though .   ❜