▬▬▬▬ ❝ and it's a combination of reality and my imagination can i tolerate my ANXIETY for the moment ?? i get ( a n g r y ) at myself for trying to impress you ... can i rectify my embarrassment on the subject ... --- -- always on the knife's edge here with you we're faded out of view you know my worry only comes from wanting MORE for you i get low with you i hate it when we're blue you know my worry only comes from fear of what i'd lose i just really wanted to feel accepted i just really wanted to feel connected i'm selfish, self-centered and a little bit narcissistic to be ever g r a t e f u l with the end characteristic
“ i’m… just trying to be nice, i’m sure everyone’s got their value— even dear ol’ guy. i think you must be a little clouded right now with talk like that - too much wine lacing your tongue with impossible charm? i’m not complaining, but the spell might wear off. ”
‘ he’s got value, alright -- it’s just that his value might break the scales one day. too much wine ? i’m perfectly sober, darling. i’ve never been more SOBER in my entire life. there’s no spell, & even if there were, i doubt it’d e v e r wear off. you’re the only enchanting thing around here. ’
“ oh, c’mon, he’s got… charm. besides, think of all the free food he could give me? besides, i’m certainly not a princess —- mr. fieri could do better. ”
‘ define charm, sugar --- -- you’ve got a point about the free food, though. it’d be greasy, & probably be dripping in fat, but if you’re into that, go ahead. .. oh, c’mon. face like that ? personality like yours ? you’re a princess & a half, sweetheart. ’
“ well, i took a quiz today that said guy fieri is the man i’m meant to spend my life with, so clearly i’ve just been looking for love in all the wrong places. ”
‘ guy fieri, hey ? guy fieri ain’t lucky enough to get a princess like you. maybe if he ditches the hair gel, & even then, that’s only a M A Y B E. ’
would u look @ that ... it’s ur pal VAN, & i switched from annika bc i’m so bad @ playin soft girls it’s ridiculous ... anyway i’m a mess but emmett is the Actual Worst™ & i hope u love my little trash son as much as i love him !!
well, if it isn’t the thread of HERMES. these days he goes by the name of EMMETT LEE, a TWENTY-FIVE year old who works as a HIGH-END ART DEALER. people say he looks like the mortal AMADEUS SERAFINI, but we just don’t see it. EMMETT is known as the CONNARD and had a reputation for being URBANE back on mount olympus, but we find them quite OBSTREPOROUS. rumor has it he IS ONE OF THE WORLD’S MOST WANTED ART THIEVES. we’ll see how long they last down there.
listen .... he’s the world’s biggest fucking prick
he was born in newark, new jersey, and has the accent to prove it. whilst he only lived in newark until he was five, he never quite lost the thick accent.
emmett was very much born into a white-collar, upper class lifestyle. his father was the ceo of various successful companies over the years, and his mother was a socialite with a habit of sleeping with her husband’s coworkers.
he was basically taught how to wine and dine people before he could walk. as a result, he’s incredibly smooth, slick, and disgustingly charming. it’s practically impossible to resist him once he turns on his charm offensive ; he prides himself on NEVER having been turned down. ( the list of one-night stands that, as a result, absolutely hate his guts is fucking astronomical. )
as a child, emmett didn’t really quite grasp the concept of the riches he was a part of but as a teenager, he revelled in it. he grew expensive tastes that his parents couldn’t quite handle, and began to develop a terribly mischievous streak. at sixteen, he was already talented at petty theft. he still reckons that, within a single year, he stole around $30,000. needless to say, he was never caught but the thrill only pushed him to bigger and better things.
that’s kind of how he ended up as one of the world’s most wanted, if not the most wanted, art thieves ?? he has a ridiculous thing for art and decided that trading it would have him fuckin loaded. conventionally buying art wasn’t good enough for him tho, so he turned to stealing some of the world’s most famous pieces.
n that’s how he got to where he is now !! he does art deals with some of the world’s biggest museums, and therefore travels a lot. usually, he likes to stay in london but he’s gravitated towards new york for the time being.
he loves, loves, LOVES expensive things, and loves money. he’s beyond loaded at this point, so he has no shame abt spending money ?? he has a penthouse apartment in manhattan, holiday homes in europe, shitloads of fine art, expensive cars, expensive clothes, expensive wine n basically anything he could ever dream of. if he wants it, he buys it. or steals it. he’s down to do anything.
he is literally a MASTER thief. he’s so fucking good it’s UNREAL. his flirting and his theft are basically on par, tbh. u would have no clue that he stole something from you n he would LIE TO UR GODDAMN FACE abt stealing it.
biggest con artist ever. hottest con artist ever.
he’s a fuckin rat tbh ?? he’s the most ridiculously charming, attractive person and chances are u won’t even realise that he’s completely conned u until it’s over and done with.
also he’s the literal definition of a love rat ??? 100/10 has fucked the entirety of manhattan.
lmao if u actually manage to see past his charm ( which is ...... so so so so so so so so so so SO rare ) u see the worst ? person ? ever ? he’s cold n calculating and only concerned abt himself n his interests.
also lowkey has like ... major connections w gangs and shit it’s chill
disgusting rat that i would fuck
anyway thsi took me like 2 days to write bc the Mental Illness has fucked me over ,, anyway i reckon tumblr is being a shit n not letting me msg ppl so hmu if u wanna plot w this literal rat