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frank zhang. son of mars. legacy of poseidon, praetor || rp blog based off rick riordan's heroes of olympus || previously "faiisms" || background art credit to cherryandsisters

[offaiisms-blog]

“Maybe there’s somewhere a lesson to learn.” (unclaimedson)

/ i love this movie 

          frank shook his head. no matter how hard he searched for the lesson in this– scanning and searching for answers– he couldn’t put his finger on quite where he miscalculated. he wasn’t one to make a mistake of this scale. there was no lesson here. someone not returning home had no benefits. no one won.          they had trusted frank when he sent them on this task and it had been their biggest mistake. a FATAL mistake. but he didn’t want think too much into it, there was still a chance that they could just walk through the door right now. frank was holding out for that                   “ no… no, there’s not. “

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The Last 5 Years Sentence Meme [Part 1]

“I’m still hurting.”

“What about you?”

“Maybe there’s somewhere a lesson to learn.”

“I’m breaking my mother’s heart.”

“I’ve been waiting for someone like you.”

“The minute I first met you, I could barely catch my breath.”

“I think I could be in love with someone like you.”

“I can’t believe you really came.”

“I think we’re gonna be okay.”

“I thought we had a little time.”

“You do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know.”

“And I know in your soul, it must drive you crazy that you won’t get to play with your little girlfriends.”

"I swear to God I’ll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I’m crying,  and not do anything at all.”

“And it’s true, I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side, I take his cue.”

“Maybe your heart’s completely swayed, but your head can’t follow through.”

“But shouldn’t I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me?”

"Don’t you think that now’s a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?”

“I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn’t be as awful as a summer in Ohio without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, or you.”

"He wants me, but he ain’t gonna get me.”

“Son of a bitch, I guess I’m doing something right.”

“Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?”

“There are so many lives I want to share with you.”

“I don’t know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you.”

“I want to be your wife.”

"I want to bear your child.”

“I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.”

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thalassus:

           “you’ve never seen clarisse on three hours of sleep. anyway, come on. more stir fry’s calling your name. from… wherever.”

           “ you HAD to still be a bully didn’t you? also-- what if i wanted THAT stir fry? “

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thalassus:

          “okay, look. your stir fry was hidden pretty well, but i’m sorry. next one’s on me. and yes, weirder than a giant ice cube. is that even a serious question?” 

      “ i mean... besides monsters and bad guys... name ONE THING that’s weirder than your ice boulder. and leo doesn’t count. “

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titanslayer:

      what a SWEET boy.  jason settles in to pet and scritch for as long as necessary, grinning all the while.  ` you’re the cutest thing i’ve seen all day. `

          nuzzles into jason’s arms -- come on jason, don’t be sad anymore, please... also that feels really good please don't stop ever

[thalassus]

offaiisms replied to your post: “So… I hate to ask this but… Were /you/ the one who filled the…”:

“you thought… a giant… ice cube… are you serious? i lost perfectly good stir fry to your ”“"science experiment”“”

          “hey, weirder things have happened. why don’t we just get something fresh?” 

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         “ really?? weirder than TRYING to make a giant ice cube and destroying your friend’s left overs? because that’s pretty weird. “

[titanslayer]

      soft, quiet gasp.  ` — look.  at that puppy. `

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                      blinks -- jason looked like he was having a bad day and i really hope this will help, okay

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“ i’m sure there are other reasons that he’s an okay guy. “

            No. Nope. No. The main and ONLY reason that he is an okay guy, is because he supports the dolphin community. 

            That’s it. No others.

            And I’m NOT saying that because I told Leo that I’m… you know… into goats. I’m saying it because it’s TRUE.

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like for frank in your inbox when i get back from getting hoco hair done

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graecvs:

      i’ve learned that that is what happens when you let things sit next to fish in your fridge without putting it in like three bags, apparently.

             that is literally so gross.

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graecvs:

      ok but that was ages ago. and i was trying to do it non-dairy which in my defense??? totally not used to. you’re being a little harsh here, dude.

        it tasted like FISH.

[graecvs]

offaiisms replied to your post:       no seriously guys, i can bake. i can cook. i…

This… this is false.

      my mom taught me! so FINE i’m not the next GORDON RAMSAY but i make a mean fried rice and i can turn cup ramen into something magical and i’ve pretty much cornered the market on breakfast and brunch! i’m still workin’ on steak, though.

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        lying is wrong, percy. you KNOW that, right? because i remember the world’s saddest pancake in the entire world... cooked by the one and only... YOU.

[stygicniron]

‘ if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me. ’

Meme: What’s in a meme? – @offaiisms

Nico shot Frank a look. Of anybody, why on earth was the guy coming to him and saying this? First of all, it was obvious the guy liked his sister, and as far as Nico was concerned, anybody interested in Hazel ought to fear him first and discuss inadequacies later. (Not that Hazel couldn’t take care of herself, but the point stood.) And second of all, boy howdy, there were a lot of inadequacies, or at least Frank thought he had a lot of inadequacies.

Pretty much everything the guy did could be followed by a ‘sorry’ and not be out of place–from the way he stood, to the way he spoke. Frank was one of those guys that grew like a beanpole and then spent the rest of their lives learning how to live like a beanpole. And his voice too. He must have gone through a very rough patch when his voice change happened because now he spoke as if he was afraid of scaring people. Unless he always talked like that.

Shaking his head, Nico snorted a little.

“Really? I’ve seen the way that kids of Apollo shoot, and you can do things with a bow I’ve never seen before. And anyone that can keep up with Annabeth battle-strategizing is more than just a flaw.” Sure, Zhang. Sure.

[thinblackgirls]

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quotes from my powerpoint for school sentence starters

“ i have been salty about his existence for at least four years now. “ “ take notes kid, i’m only gonna explain this once. “ “ his facial hair is full of pride. “ “ because the garbage man made us all sad… here have this. “ “ look at this highly decorated trash can. “ “ kinda salty because his makeup game is more on point than mine. “ “ look at those eyes. can you say model status? “ “ when your lipstick choices are better than at least half of your life choices. “ “ he invaded hollywood like a fungus. “ “ LOUD THEATRE SCREAMING “ “ he doesn’t have a rap musical about himself. “ “ probably not coming to a McDonalds near you, because it would be gross. “ “ i literally do not feel safe with this in the world. “ “ literally, he was satan. that is him. “ “ how are you people okay with this? please explain to me. “ “ please explain to me what self respecting adult does these things. “ “ are we gonna ignore the fact that this man has pointed a gun at kermit the frog? “ “ has anybody seen my tambourine? “ “ when a skeleton just appears from behind you. “ “ i’m sure there are other reasons that he’s an okay guy. “ “ the way his face moves makes me feel unsafe. “

[titanslayer]