The Order of the Grand Finale
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Enjoy your new life of PLANNING A FEAST AND BALL FOR THE COURT TO CELEBRATE YOUR UPCOMING ABDICATION
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Enjoy your new life of CLOSING THE SPELLBOOK
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Enjoy your new life of TURNING GOLD INTO BED
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Enjoy your new life of NOT BEING SAD BECAUSE IT’S OVERTURE, BUT SMILING BECAUSE IT HAPPENED
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Last Fill and Taste-a-mint
Enjoy your new life of PUTTING “MAKES INCREDIBLE LAST MEALS” ON YOUR RESUME
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Enjoy your new life of PASSING OUT COMMENT CARDS AFTER THE FIGHT CHECKING TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE, IN FACT, ENTERTAINED
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Enjoy your new life of SETTING SALE FOR GREENER PASTURES
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Leaving Through the Back Door
Enjoy your new life of LOGGING OFF GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
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Enjoy your new life of FINALLY CLOSING ALL YOUR GODDAMN TABS
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Thrilling Con-Conclusions
Enjoy your new life of REALLY MEANING IT WHEN YOU SAY “ONE LAST JOB”
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Enjoy your new life of OVERSEEING DECAY AND REBIRTH, SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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Enjoy your new life of PREACHING TO THE CHOIR INVISIBLE
Nearly every great artifact has been recovered, nearly every dungeon of note cleared, and every villain plaguing the land has - for a time - been defeated. Only one task remains, the request of an old and weary cartographer:
For decades, now, rumors have circulated of an uncharted land in the far north. Past the icebergs and sea serpents, past the vast and cruel tundra, past the ruins of the only civilization that saw fit to make their home in such a place, there lies an impossible path that goes beyond the arc of the world, straight on to other planets - worlds filled with unknown cultures, impossible magic, inconceivable technology, ingredients and reagents that boggle the mind (and, more importantly, the tongue).
The road will be harsh and difficult. Mortals and monsters are the least of your concerns compared to the freezing winds and icy slopes, to say nothing of whatever dangers might lie beyond… but the thought of an adventure like none you’ve yet known spurs you onward all the same.
Your quest, should you choose to accept it:
Evade or defeat the Interruption Wyrm and pass through the Fluorescent Floes: Few adventurers have even set foot in the far north; most parties, faced with the highly territorial dragon that calls this land its home, have found themselves frozen first in time and then in ice. Your best bet is to avoid confronting it entirely, if you can, but even if you best it in combat, you’ll still need to avoid crashing your ship on the shining sheets of crystal and ice that block off the Great Tundra.
Reach the summit of the Tyrant’s Spire: Long ago, a mighty Emperor - who neither possessed nor required a specialty - ruled half the known world from his throne tucked deep inside this great mountain. Yet even he and his veteran Ice Knights were unable to reach the top and return to tell the tale; their final attempt to do so led to the Emperor’s death, and with it, the collapse of his empire. The Spire has only grown more inhospitable since, and the chances are high that the vengeful spirits of the dead still linger, too desperate to let go of the only imperial land that no one else has ever bothered to claim.
Chart the Final Frontier, and Keep on Rolling: As you look out from the Spire’s Summit, you will know that the edge of one world is the beginning of so many others. The enormity of creation spreads out in front of you, vibrant and ever in motion. You will see what the Emperor and his knights saw: a vast plane spreading towards the horizon, countries and mountains and oceans below, and above, stars glittering out into the bleak forever, with the hope of infinite worlds. And more than ever, you will feel the magic in every inch of that infinity. The worlds are there, all for you to discover. The only thing that they ask of you is that you venture forth into them.
