DON'T TRY TO BE CLEVER

J. W A T S O N "There are lives at stake here, actual human lives." // independent roleplay for John Watson, written by Kimmi.

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I’m honestly not a bad person, my heart is in the right place; it’s just that my head isn’t.

Adam Zucconi (via quotemadness)

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i’ve started new meds to try and help my anxiety because it’s been really bad lately, and apparently they’re gonna make me feel worse before they start helping... so, here goes

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;; really not feeling being unable to edit things, cue replies taking even longer than usual

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me on a date: so how do u feel about the characters Merry and Pippin in the popular book series, the Lord of the Rings?

them: well i mean they served as comic relief ok i guess

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but i have to go home right now immediately

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BRUH WHEN DID CATFISH GET THIS REAL?????

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a-punk | vampire weekend

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I feel like the entirety of being human (uk) is just george saying “mitchell no” and mitchell going “mitchell yES” and then mitchell regrets his entire life because he fucked everything up

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WARNING: To all my current and new rp parterns!

I am a sloth in slow motion when it comes to replies and I’m sometimes selective. Please be patient with me ;;;;;

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  「 ✧ .❖. ✧ 」

                       ❝ Yer not a copper, so stop yellin’ at me like ya are. ❞

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     “No, I’m--- Sorry.” On reflection, whatever urgency he                   felt, it wasn’t worth shouting at the woman. She                   wouldn’t be any sort of benefit if he kept this up.                        “----Can you help? Heard you were the one to ask.”

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      ;; when you’re tempted by a female muse but have absolutely no idea who it should be

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Do not love somebody who only sees the light in you- love somebody who isn’t afraid of the dark.

inconsequentialchatter  (via wnq-writers)

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But I can’t help myself sometimes. I know exactly what I’m doing, but I just can’t stop. That’s my greatest weakness.

Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via wordsnquotes)

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aesthetic meme: areyoutellingme

Yeah, well – history is gonna change.

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     ‘’ ---are you shitting me? ‘’

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Eleventh Doctor regarding Clara: Are you a trick? A tra--oh you've saved my life. oh. and I've sent you away and you've saved me again and now I'm regenerati--

Twelfth Doctor regarding anything: Clara? Clara! Clara clara clara. CLARA I need you Clara, claraclaraclaraclara cLARA hi clara