Offensive MBTI

Posting The Ultimate Truth About MBTI Based on Offensive Stereotypes

[sublimequotesilove]

No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess.

Isaac Newton

[t-entp-remental]

2 Kinds of Function Typers

one of my favourite things about mbti blogs are the fact here’s only two kinds when it comes to typing advice:

-those who actually try to help you figure out your functions and does their best to describe everything

and

-those who’re just like lmao i have no idea and links you to mbti-notes instead 

[offensive-mbti]

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.

Albert Einstein

[just-shower-thoughts]

The ability to imagine/see things in our mind WITHOUT seeing them is the most underrated feature of the brain.

[offensive-mbti]

It's called intuition. Get with the program.

[arctic-istp]

When you meet someone new

To mbti or not to mbti

[offensive-mbti]

What's the best way to give driving directions to an intj

Maybe they should ask an ENFJ for directions because I heard they’re very eloquent :))

[offensive-mbti]

Offensive ESFP? Also, I feel like I'm the only ESFP in the world that doesn't flirt *sigh*

No, ESFPs may not even aware that they’re flirting, unlike ENFPs. However, it’s natural for them to appear flirtatious (which often lead people to perceive it as a genuine/actual flirting). Some examples on how they might actually flirt:

Diaz (ESFP): For me, flirting means making fun of myself [and being] very unpretentious.

Perc’s User (ESFP): I’m very straight forward. BUT, there’s a big BUT :) which is, that when I seriously have a crush on someone, I tend to change, I become shy, and even quiet. 

[offensive-mbti]

Dom Fe: This will offend someone.

Aux Fe: This might offend someone aahhh.

Tertiary Fe: This might offend someone lol.

Inferior Fe: Oops that offended someone what do I do.

[offensive-mbti]

YO about what you said about the ISTJ setting an alarm to brush their teeth, I live with an ISTJ and they set an alarm for EVERYTHING. This ISTJ has literally kept all of us waiting to leave because they still had exactly 4 minutes of piano practice before the alarm went off

Just when you think you’ve seen everything…

[offensive-mbti]

offensive istj?

[offensive-mbti]

Hey, what's your type? ;) ;) if ya know what I mean

Based on the advice of counsel, I assert my rights under the 5th Amendment of the United States Constitution and respectfully decline to answer the question.

[utrippy]

[offensive-mbti]

There are 8 of them, and they come in pairs.

[mrpheus]

MBTI AESTHETIC: ISFJ (9/16)

ISFJs are genuinely warm, kindhearted caretakers who value harmony and cooperation. Motivated to provide for others and protect them from harm, ISFJs are steady, committed workers who will persist until they finish the job. They value traditional methods and are not likely to stray unless concrete evidence is provided. Out of all the types, ISFJs are the most in tune with their own internal emotions as well as other people’s feelings however, they tend to not share their feelings, preferring to bottle their emotions up.

[offensive-mbti]

It's all fun and games until you realize there are cookies on the ISFJ Aesthetic :))

[ronslains]

[offensive-mbti]

Angry ENTJ

[offensive-mbti]

dude please tell me your type.. i just went through your whole blog I'm soooo curious

[offensive-mbti]

i have a question: i'm an infp but why are we like this

Like what? Say it! 😂

[offensive-mbti]

All my best friends are Ns (ENTP, INFJ, ENFP, INFP and ENFJ) and I'm an ESTP. The thing is, I usually get annoyed by Ns because sometimes they're too like "YES WE, A GROUP OF TEENAGERS, CAN END WORLD HUNGER RIGHT NOW" and I'm like "dude chill no we can't" is it a coincidence that my best friends are Ns or is there a nice psychological reason why?