ARCTIC ISTP

ARCTIC, 16, SWEDEN 50% Idiot 50% Know-it-all Choleric-Sanguine, Slytherin

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Enneatypes in a nutshell

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MBTI Types and Why They Lost Points on Their Math Test

INTJ: Not reading the question fully

INTP: Going through a really elaborate process to get the answer, only to have it wrong anyways

INFJ: Not noticing there’s a back side

INFP: Forgetting a negative sign

ISTJ: Not showing work

ISTP: Not being able to read their handwriting

ISFJ: Not rounding to the correct amount

ISFP: Getting distracted by everything around them and running out of time

ENTJ: Not studying because they had way too much to do

ENTP: Not studying because they didn’t want to 

ENFJ: Forgetting a formula

ENFP: Having their work all over the place that no one can understand

ESTJ: Just overall being a bad test-taker but knowing the material

ESTP: Cheating/ talking during the test

ESFJ: Spending the day before trying to organize a group study session instead of actually studying

ESFP: Writing a ? and moving on

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[intjwoo]

MBTI Stereotypes VS the Types in Real Life

Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.

Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”

Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.

Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious

Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.

Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”

Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.

Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness

Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.

Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments

Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.

Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently

Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.

Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously

Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.

Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly

Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.

Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos

Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.

Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day

Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.

Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do

Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.

Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook

Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.

Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source

Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.

Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies

Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.

Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses

Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.

Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies

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MBTI Types When They’re Not Thriving OR Surviving

Scl(any sort of stress/sadness)

INTJ: Super withdrawn, swings between gratification and wanting happiness, and unhealthy single-mindedness. Existential angst. Needs people’s support but rejects company. Bottles up issues and then it bursts out.

ENTJ: Prone to attack others, often over the very issues they’re insecure about. Becomes a workaholic and ignores feelings of deep dissatisfaction, or stops giving a crap about anything. 

INFJ: Despairs of all things, just can’t see The Point of it. Goes through days mechanically, without purpose. Resists all help, considering it to be probing. Can’t get anything done. 

ENFJ: Laughs a bit too loudly and smiles a bit too widely. Escapes to private places, but feels lost. Tells their problems to someone close to them, but doesn’t accept any advice.

INFP: Isolate, isolate isolate. Sees the negative in everything and can’t see others’ love/affection for them. Loses their ‘purpose’ and drive, can’t find meaning in anything. Idealizes what they can’t have. Perpetual self-pity-party. 

ENFP: Super excitable, overdoes everything. Cannot focus at all, and their own emotions/reactions are out of their control. Breaks down sobbing. Unwilling to actually move forward. 

ISFP: Mull around in their own feelings, hates the world around them, because it’s failed them. Spiraling moodiness, “what ifs,” “should’ve done this,” but no one will ever see that. They themselves won’t admit it.

ESFP: Unusually critical, closed-minded, and overly concerned with matters of appearance over substance. Terrible sense of logic, yet argumentative all the same. Delves into the physical world in order to escape their mental one. 

ISTJ: Scattered mind, unable to think coherently. Becomes judgmental and passive-aggressive. Super pessimistic, takes on a me vs. the world mentality.

ESTJ: Intensely prickly, will take offense at anything but prefers to strike first and strike hard. If you hit a nerve, they’ll cut you out of their lives (for the time being). Tries to act happy and in control, but actually really moody. 

ISFJ: Withdrawn, tries to please everyone but is really passive-aggressive about it. Takes on a martyr complex. Refuses help while throwing a pity party because “no one cares about them.” 

ESFJ: Seeks control of people and surroundings, bossy and irritable. Might manipulate others into feeling bad, too. Denies that they’re the problem. 

INTP: Makes a lot of jokes about how things aren’t okay, but aggressively resists anyone’s sincere attention. Turns flat and emotionless, takes compartmentalizing to an unhealthy extreme. 

ENTP: Scatterbrained, cannot focus. Swings between extremes of emotions, but makes a point to show a falsely sanguine face to people. Feels like they’re crumbling from the inside. 

ISTP: Compulsive and reckless. Has a “screw this” attitude and pushes away actual problems. May or may not confide in people, but too down to take any advice. 

ESTP: Use bravado and ‘self-confidence’ to mask their insecurities. Get a rush from attention, whether it’s positive or negative, and thus seek it out. Obsessive mentality, particularly concerning negative outcomes.

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mbti celebrity types

INFJ

Hugh Grant - Carl Gustav Jung - Niels Bohr - Ryan Gosling - 

 Andy Samberg - Enya - Jamie Bell -  Larry Page - J.K. Rowling - Nicolas Cage 

- Florence Welch - Heath Ledger - Chris Martin - Kate Middleton - 

Emma Watson - Martin Luther King, Jr. - Simone de Beauvoir - Agatha Christie

- Marilyn Manson - Al Pacino - Edward Norton - Adrien Brody - Cate Blanchett 

- Michelle Pfeiffer - Rooney Mara - Carey Mulligan - David Schwimmer - 

Tilda Swinton -  Joanna Newsom - Sufjan Stevens - George Harrison - 

Jennifer Connelly -  Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Michelle Williams - Jake Gyllenhaal

 - Jena Malone - Logan Lerman - Noah Taylor - Dylan Minnette - 

Ginnifer Goodwin - Chiwetel Ejiofor - John Boyega - Shawn Mendes - 

Nick Jonas - Hilary Duff - Liam Hemsworth - Mike Bailey - Danielle Panabaker 

- Rupert Grint - Britt Robertson - Millie Bobby Brown - Shannon Purser - Zoella 

- Kai ( EXO ) - Mara Wilson - Tessa Violet - Alexis Bledel - Macaulay Culkin - 

Cory Monteith - Kevin McHale - Blake Jenner - Michael Pitt - Aurora Aksnes - 

Mark Ferris

ENFJ 

Zooey Deschanel - Nelson Mandela - Oprah Winfrey - Nigella Lawson - Bono -

Helena Bonham Carter - Bradley Cooper - Jennifer Lawrence - 

Dakota Fanning - Michael Moore - Zack de la Rocha - Chris Hemsworth - 

Chris Evans - Chris Pratt - Nat Wolff - Rachel Weisz - Jack Black - 

- Anjelica Huston - Amanda Seyfried - Jessie J -  Gabbie Hanna -

Demi Lovato - Peter Jackson - Sam Claflin - Geena Davis - James Corden 

- Drake - Nina Dobrev - Victoria Justice - Gaten Matarazzo - Bridgit Mendler 

- Kirsten Vangsness - Bernie Sanders - Mike Shinoda - Serj Tankian - 

Hannah Hart - Chester See - Jonghyun ( Shinee ) - Eddie Murphy - 

Thomas Sanders - Nicholas Hoult - Ella Henderson - Ashlee Simpson - 

Kelly Rowland - Hayden Panettiere - Chord Overstreet - Jenna Ushkowitz

INTJ

Jude Law - Friedrich Nietzsche - Mark Zuckerberg - Isaac Newton -

Nikola Tesla - Stephen Hawking - Jean-Paul Sartre - James Cameron -

Jodie Foster - Julia Stiles - Annie Clark - Ashley Olsen - Jay-Z - Patrick Stewart

- Jason Bateman - Lucy Liu - Demi Moore - Simon Cowell - Kevin Spacey -

Cillian Murphy - Orlando Bloom - Ludacris - Hugh Laurie - Kendall Jenner - 

Zedd - Frankie Muniz - Douglas Booth - Tom Felton - Joe Sugg - Krystal Jung

- Minho ( Shinee ) - FKA Twigs - Melanie Martinez - Eugene Lee Yang - 

Jordana Brewster - Adam Levine

ENTJ

Denzel Washington - Pink - Macklemore - Bill Gates - George Clooney - 

Charlize Theron - Adele - Tea Leoni - Katharine Hepburn - Cobie Smulders -

Prince William - Idris Elba - Ben Affleck - Casey Affleck - Zoe Saldana - 

Ryan Reynolds - Chris Pine - Jamie Foxx - Theo James - Jason Lee - 

Fairuza Balk - Kate McKinnon - Rose Byrne - Penn Badgley - Leighton Meester

- Chad Kroeger - Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Elizabeth Olsen - Miles Teller 

- Camila Cabello - Calvin Harris - Peter Dinklage - Annette Bening - 

Kat Dennings - Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Willa Holland - Lzzy Hale

- Brendon Urie - Naomi Scott - Lilly Singh - Philip DeFranco - Evan Edinger - 

Joe Jonas - Melanie Lynskey - Safiya Nygaard - Anton Yelchin

INTP

Zac Efron - Steven Spielberg - Albert Einstein - Charles Darwin - Robyn -

- Sergey Brin - Jesse Eisenberg - Charlotte Gainsbourg - Sigourney Weaver - 

Tina Fey - Andreas Scholl - George R.R. Martin - Nicolas Winding Refn - 

Adam Driver - Louis C.K. - Emily Blunt - Anna Kendrick - Josh Radnor - 

Sandra Bullock - Daniel Radcliffe - Dylan O'Brien - Emma Roberts - 

Sara Paxton - Jonah Hill - Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Seth Rogen - 

Michael Cera - Kristen Wiig - Kaley Cuoco - Emma Stone - Asa Butterfield 

- Piper Perabo - That Poppy - Jim Chapman - Amber Liu - Link Neal - 

Dakota Blue Richards - Alexander Arnold - Ashley Tisdale - Patrick Fugit 

- Shawna Howson

ENTP 

Barack Obama - Robert Downey Jr. - Stephen Fry - Amy Poehler - 

Gillian Anderson - Rose McGowan - Paris Hilton - Robbie Williams - 

Mads Mikkelsen - Jessica Chastain - Ellen DeGeneres - Jack White - 

Shia LaBeouf - Amy Schumer - Julia Roberts - Colin Farrell - Samantha Morton

- Philip Seymour Hoffman - Amy Poehler - Jason Sudeikis - Sia - Kerli - 

Ian McKellen - Elizabeth Banks - Natalie Dormer - Eva Green - Mia Kirshner - 

Katherine Moennig - Judi Dench - Glenn Close - Paul Bettany - Kim Basinger -

Alan Rickman - Mark Pellegrino - Matthew Modine - Nicole Richie - 

Grace Helbig - Victoria Song - Debbie Harry - Andrew Scott - Lee Pace - 

Bill Nighy - Rebel Wilson - Julie Benz - Jonny Lee Miller - Onision - Markiplier - 

Shane Dawson - Gene Wilder - Rory Cochrane - Laura Pergolizzi - 

Patrick Wilson - Kaya Scodelario

INFP

 George Orwell - J.R.R. Tolkien - C.S. Lewis - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

- Edgar Allan Poe - Franz Kafka - Vincent van Gogh - William Shakespeare -

Jim Morrison - Kurt Cobain - Ian Curtis - Robert Smith - Johnny Depp -

Tim Burton - Bill Watterson - Bjork - Fiona Apple - Thom Yorke - Morrissey

- David Lynch - Andy Warhol - Andrew Garfield - Mia Wasikowska -

Mary-Kate Olsen - Regina Spektor - Matt Bellamy - Lana Del Rey -

Carly Rae Jepsen - Winona Ryder - Freddie Highmore - Emilia Clarke -  

Elle Fanning - Christina Hendricks - Jaden Smith - Elijah Wood -

Dominic Monaghan - Emilie de Ravin - Hannah Murray - Bonnie Wright 

- Natalia Dyer - Charlie Heaton - Noah Schnapp - Troye Sivan - 

Matthew Gray Gubler - Princess Diana - Chester Bennington - Sulli ( f(x) ) 

- Lee Tae-min - Do Kyung-soo - Marzia Bisognin - Hank Green - Dodie Clark 

- Savannah Brown - Grimes - Chandler Riggs - Bill Kaulitz - John Legend - 

Emily Browning - Audrey Hepburn - Matthew Morrison - Birdy - Igor Hiller - 

Hugh Dancy

ENFP

Claire Danes - Will Smith - Jennifer Jason Leigh - Gwyneth Paltrow - 

Oscar Wilde - Aldous Huxley - Umberto Eco - Anne Frank - Walt Disney - 

Osho - Salvador Dali - George Carlin - Ricky Gervais - Robin Williams -  

Gwen Stefani - Brittany Murphy - Brie Larson - Portia de Rossi -  

Ewan McGregor - Jamie Lee Curtis - Kate Hudson - Jimmy Fallon - 

Kristen Bell - Paul Rudd - Minnie Driver - Melissa Benoist - Stanley Tucci -

Willow Smith - Lorde - Evangeline Lilly - Susan Sarandon - Cher - Alfie Deyes 

- Luna ( f(x) ) - Janis Joplin - Alanis Morissette - Martin Freeman - 

Calista Flockhart - Jane Lynch - Gaby Dunn - Mary Steenburgen - Lili Taylor - 

Shakira - Caroline Dhavernas - Elisabeth Shue

ISTP

Trent Reznor - Robert Pattinson - Steve Jobs - Clint Eastwood -

Stanley Kubrick - Frank Zappa - Harrison Ford - Eminem - Christian Bale

- Scarlett Johansson - Ellen Page - Kristen Stewart - Snoop Dogg -

Bruce Lee - Daniel Craig - Kate Mara - Ralph Fiennes - Alexander Skarsgård -

Keanu Reeves - River Phoenix - Zayn Malik - Avicii - Paul Walker -  

Milo Ventimiglia - Sehun ( EXO ) - Patti Smith - Max Thieriot - 

Jennifer Carpenter - Chyler Leigh - Missy Peregrym - Teresa Palmer

ESTP

Lady Gaga - Avril Lavigne - Mel Gibson - Evan Rachel Wood - Malcolm X -

Angelina Jolie - Ryan Seacrest - Helen Mirren - Mila Kunis -

Chloe Grace Moretz - Megan Fox - Kate Winslet - Agnes Bruckner

Tom Hiddleston - Dave Franco - James Franco - Kate Beckinsale - Alison Pill -

Seann William Scott - Ashley Benson - Jared Leto - Saoirse Ronan -  

Khloé Kardashian - Louis Tomlinson - Halsey - Josh Holloway - Lana Parrilla - 

Madonna - Amy Lee - Jensen Ackles - Ian Somerhalder - Finn Wolfhard - 

Gerard Way - Jackson Wang - Dido - Skylar Grey - Kelly Clarkson - 

Abbie Cornish - Mandy Moore - Sharon Stone - Clea DuVall

ISFP

Mahatma Gandhi - Thich Nhat Hanh - Michael Jackson - Paul McCartney - 

Kate Bush - David Bowie - Janelle Monae -  Nicole Kidman - 

- Britney Spears - Rihanna - Leona Lewis - Jayma Mays - Kesha -

John Travolta - Liv Tyler - Drew Barrymore - Dita von Teese - Prince Harry - 

Skrillex - Katy Perry - Leonardo DiCaprio - Justin Bieber - Lindsay Lohan - 

Jennifer Garner - Selena Gomez - Ariana Grande - Tori Amos - Sofia Coppola 

- Bruce Willis - Dalai Lama XIV - Bill Murray - Ashton Kutcher - 

Shailene Woodley - Amy Adams - Lily Collins - Kyle Gass - Taylor Lautner - 

Michelle Trachtenberg - Big Sean - Tove Lo - Rachel Bilson - Michael Bublé - 

Jared Padalecki - Vic Fuentes - Jimi Hendrix - Frank Ocean - Jonsi -  

Caspar Lee - Ingrid Nilsen - Rosanna Pansino - Xiumin ( EXO ) - Ryan Higa -

Lindsey Stirling 

ESFP

Desmond Tutu - Beyonce - Harry Styles - Marina Diamandis - Cameron Diaz -

Hugh Hefner - Jessica Alba - Daisy Ridley - Woody Allen - Amy Winehouse -

Miley Cyrus - Keira Knightley - Alicia Silverstone - Marilyn Monroe - 

Lea Michele - Eva Mendes - Octavia Spencer - Kourtney Kardashian -  

Cara Delevingne - Ringo Starr - Pharrell Williams - Taylor Swift -  

Hayley Kiyoko - Tyler Oakley - G-Dragon - Alexis Knapp - Brad Pitt - 

Benedict Cumberbatch - Jenna Marbles 

ISFJ

Justin Timberlake - Paulo Coelho - Julian Casablancas - Oscar Isaac - 

John Lennon - Chloe Sevigny - Rosa Parks - Mother Teresa - Naomi Watts 

- Katie Holmes - Kirsten Dunst - Alicia Vikander - Jessica Simpson - 

Tom Cruise - Renée Zellweger - Taissa Farmiga - Eddie Redmayne - 

Jessica Biel - Ben Stiller - Owen Wilson - Emily Osment - 

Matthew McConaughey - Tobey Maguire - Tony Revolori - Kiesza - 

Michelle Rodriguez - Matthew Lewis - Bruno Mars - Jason Mraz - 

Elvis Presley - Rami Malek - Tyler Posey - Tyler Joseph - Sigmund Freud - 

Niomi Smart - Michael Keaton - Antonio Banderas - Dakota Johnson - 

Courtney Love - Dev Patel - Ollie Barbieri - Lucas Grabeel - Brittany Snow - 

Darren Criss - Chris Colfer - Billy Crudup - Sam Tsui

ESFJ

Che Guevara - Nicki Minaj - Francis (Pope) - Penelope Cruz - Anne Hathaway

- Whitney Houston - Mariah Carey - Celine Dion - Shania Twain - 

Hugh Jackman - Woody Harrelson - Adam Young - Elton John - 

Randy Jackson - Ed Sheeran - Alyson Hannigan - Jason Segel - Vin Diesel - 

Alicia Keys - Tyra Banks - Victoria Beckham - Vanessa Hudgens -  

Sarah Jessica Parker - Dr. Phil - Milla Jovovich - AnnaSophia Robb -

Rashida Jones - Jennifer Aniston - Sarah Michelle Gellar - Channing Tatum -

Charli XCX - Evan Peters - Melissa McCarthy - Robin Thicke - Mark Ruffalo - 

George Michael - Adam Lambert - Hayley Williams - Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

- Kellin Quinn Bostwick - Kanye West - Kim Kardashian - Joey Graceffa - 

Tanya Burr - Rhett James McLaughlin - Laci Green - Emma Blackery - 

Laura Jane Grace - Nelly Furtado - Mark Salling - Toby Turner - 

Miranda Cosgrove - Ezra Miller - Natasha Lyonne

ISTJ

Christopher Walken - Anthony Hopkins - Halle Berry - Robert De Niro - 

Sean Connery - Morgan Freeman - Nick Offerman - Natalie Portman - 

Matt Damon -  Uma Thurman - Emma Thompson - Maggie Smith - 

Mark Wahlberg - Patricia Arquette - Mary J. Blige - Liam Payne - Kate Moss 

- Christopher Lee - Naveen Andrews - Kit Harington - Diane Keaton - 

Niall Horan - Jeremy Renner - Helen Hunt - Sharon den Adel - Kat Von D 

- Caleb McLaughlin - Marcus Butler - PewDiePie - Donald Sutherland - 

Kina Grannis - Kurt Hugo Schneider - Leelee Sobieski

ESTJ

John Malkovich - Courteney Cox - Alec Baldwin - Jenny McCarthy - 

Hillary Clinton - Meryl Streep - Jack Nicholson - Ansel Elgort - Amber Heard -

Frances McDormand - Sasha Grey - Taylor Momsen - Ed Westwick - 

J. K. Simmons - Christopher Lloyd - Jada Pinkett Smith - Kris Jenner -  

Elsa Pataky - Eva Longoria - Lena Headey - Kathy Bates - Jessica Lange - 

Tim Robbins - Mark Ronson - Michael Angarano - Katie Cassidy - 

Joseph Morgan - Joe Keery - Quentin Tarantino - Axl Rose - Naya Rivera

Michelle Obama - Anna Akana - Yixing Zhang - Kathleen Turner - Dave Grohl

- Freya Mavor - MØ - Lykke Li - Michael C. Hall - Jaime Murray - 

Katherine Heigl - Mel B - Vera Farmiga - Diane Lane

[tsenohebot]

The 16 types as things people have told me.

ENTJ : I ate the largest slice of pizza to establish dominance.

INTP : [in a chemistry class] Is electroplating a sport ?

ENTP : if you think I talk too much, just tell me, we can talk about it sometime.

INTJ : I think emotions are mental garbage, *looks at a picture of a cat*, awwwww.

ENFP : I shit rainbows for fun.

INFP : I think you hurt that tree’s feelings.

INFJ : [someone drops a bowl, far away from INFJ] Omg!!!! that was my fault, I’m sooo sorry.

ENFJ : I know you better than you know yourself.

ESFJ : I bought you an iPhone cuz I heard you weren’t feeling well.

ESFP : What do you mean it’s disrespectful ? Its hilarious.

ESTP : [being asked if they’re a drug addict] Shit fam, that depends, is adrenaline a drug ?

ESTJ : Talk is cheap, SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

ISTJ : This is a clear violation of…(mentions the rule down to the page number).

ISTP : I don’t need a parachute, safety is for wimps. 

ISFP : My spirit animal is a guava.

ISFJ : I baked you some cookies for the journey (I was just going to get groceries)

[jabbersense]

Credit: [x]

[isfjwallflower]

lmao

[intjwoo]

What is this shit and how is it somehow dead-on accurate?????

[intpandj]

lol even worse on the inside -intj

[e-n-tea-p]

You only think you want it. 

[intpboard]

the cognitive functions as stringed musical instruments

Thanks to @mbtipartyblog for letting me write a “cognitive functions for stringed instruments”!

Fe: cello– it is said that the cello sounds most like the human voice of the strings and has a rich voice, appealing to a large audience. It is often the melody along with the violin and takes care of the ensemble with its low voice, even willing to play eight fucking notes over and over again in Pachelbel’s Canon.

Ne: guitar– the guitar is all over the fucking place. From baroque to country, guitars are versatile and can play all sorts of different genres, fulfilling whichever interest that the player has at the current moment.

Se: ukulele– the smaller cousin of the guitar, ukuleles remind people of the Hawaiian islands, filled with white, sandy beaches and sweet hibiscus leis. Fun and enjoying life, ukuleles exemplify the music of the care-free and adventurous. Also aesthetic as fuck.

Te: violin– getting the majority of solos, especially if they play the first part, violins absolutely need to have their shit together. Ambitious and dependable, they must be able to lead the section and, quite frankly, the entire ensemble.

Fi: viola– ya know, the melancholy “big violin”. You have to be really content with the instrument and edgy as fuck to stay with the one instrument that is the butt of jokes and that everyone overlooks. Despite all of this, the viola is unique as it’s one of the few instruments to play the alto clef and just as important to the ensemble as any other instrument.

Ni: harp– harboring one of the most magical tones of all instruments, the harp requires a sense of mysticism and skill that most people do not naturally have. Harps have a hypnotic voice and have definitely transcended standard orchestra fare.

Si: double bass– also severely overlooked by most people, the bass plays one of the most important roles in the orchestra because it usually maintains the tempo and reminds players of the current chord they’re on: the important, tried-and-true things to keep constant to be a successful ensemble.

Ti: piano– because it has 88 keys and pretty much spans the entire musical range, the piano can be very independent. Its range and keys also allows a chance for the player to understand music theory in a visual manner and the mechanics of music.

[ravenclaw-rawr]

GUYS ITS SE FOOD xD

[mbtipical]

A liquor store then

[intpathy]

Functions with anxiety

Ti: Literally overthink everything until what seemed like a manageable problem is now a multi-step solution from hell.

Te: Structure absolutely everything, because if one damn thing is out of place Cthulhu will rise again.

Ne: Every single possible bad scenario existing in the brain at one time.

Ni: Prophesying your death nearly every single second. You’re gonna choke on that orange chicken and you know it, dammit.

Si: Remembering everything that has ever gone wrong. Knowing history repeats itself.

Se: Everything is a disaster. 1000 ways to die is now your life.

Fe: Everyone hates you and your dog is going to shit on your grave. Also someone is plotting your death because you were kinda sarcastic.

Fi: A totalitarian government is going to kill you, but they can’t kill your morals. They can still kill you real dead though. 

[merciesuponmercies12-deactivate]

So, the usual life of inferior functions.

[cesiousblue]

mbti aesthetics

INTJ: intricate scaffolding

INTP: scratchy tv monitors

ENTJ: lightning, electricity

ENTP: carnivorous plants

INFJ: healing crystals

INFP: vining flowers

ENFJ: ripe fruit

ENFP: birds in flight

ISTJ: sacred geometry

ISFJ: quilts edged with lace

ESTJ: a bright marquee

ESFJ: garden succulents

ISTP: artistic graffiti

ISFP:  splattered paint

ESTP: colorful finches

ESFP: tropical fish

[arctic-istp]

things about the types that don't get mentioned enough

estj: will go out of their way to make sure you are supported emotionally as well as physically

istj: has some of the best and funniest sarcasm you will ever hear

esfj: has a deep-rooted sense of adventure and embraces new experiences

isfj: will constantly surprise you with how creative and resourceful they are

estp: will never back down from defending what they believe is right

istp: care deeply about everyone's well-being, even if they mask it behind a guise of nonchalance

esfp: has laser focus on the things and people they deem most important to them

isfp: are unflinchingly loyal and devoted to the people they care about

entj: has some of the best and most well-timed humor you'll ever hear

intj: embrace their creative side as well as their logical side

entp: are always (ALWAYS) ready to cheer their loved ones up with a well-timed joke

intp: have an incredibly strong internal idea of right and wrong about the topics that matter most to them

enfj: are unafraid to stand up when they know what everyone needs (even if it means forgoing the coddling)

infj: are intellects at heart and crave the pursuit of knowledge

enfp: will stay up until three am discussing about the complex mysteries of the universe with you

infp: are as sharply analytical as they are emotionally aware and empathetic

[theentirestateoftennessee-deact]

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

[super-mario-rpg]

[misc-typology]

The functions as little embarrassing things we all do

Si: starting to reminisce about an experience you had with someone until you realize they don’t remember it at all

Se: starting a sentence and then having no idea where you were going with it

Fe: smiling and waving at someone and they don’t wave back

Fi: apologizing for bumping into inanimate objects

Ne: repeating “what?” way too many times because you CANNOT understand what the other person is saying

Ni: accidentally saying something really heavy during a light conversation

Te: not realizing someone was trying to be nice to you and dismissing them

Ti: trying to talk to someone about your obscure interests and then seeing them give you the “uhh that’s weird” look

[mbtihell]

Thank you so much for the nice feedback on Fi vs Fe post. Here’s introverted thinking and extraverted thinking!

[mbtiguy-archive]

Learning when to stop the Ti is one of the most valuable things I’ve ever learned. But I’ll still do it in my free time.

[intpboard]

This is a nice visual for those just getting into MBTI

[my-defaultism-is-broken-deactiv]

Things Your MBTI Type does NOT Determine

• Intelligence • Empathy • Productivity • Neuroticism • Attitude • Motivations • Self Esteem • Moral Compass • Selfishness • Talents • Your Limitations

You determine those things. MBTI says How, not What or Why.

This has been an MBTI PSA by Lockeye. Please enjoy responsibly :)

[intp-ness-blog]

Reblog with your MTBI personality type...

…and the type you always wanted to be!

I´ll start!

INTP –>  ESTJ

[lunarspine-deactivated20190208]

INTJ -> ESTP

[mbtiingifs-blog]

ENFP -> ENTJ 

[addictedtombti]

ENFP -> INFJ

[e-n-tea-p]

ENTP -> ENTP 

I mean, come on

[mbtipical]

INTP -> was INTJ, then I realised how great we are?

[startshithere]

ENTP - both ExTPs.

[arctic-istp]

ISTP ---> ENTJ