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National Taco Day! Good Citizens stuff their hopes and dreams into each taco. #nationaltacoday #tacos #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Homemade Cookie Day! Good Citizens throat punch anyone serving store bought today. #nationalhomemadecookieday #homemadecookies #cookies #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Mulled Cider Day! Good Citizens mull over their patriotic actions from the past year - and do better! #nationalmulledciderday #mulledcider #cider #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Coffee Day! Good Citizens guzzle coffee like there is no tomorrow! Cause there isn't! #nationalcoffeeday #coffee #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Strawberry Cream Pie Day! Good Citizens are suspicious of anyone NOT eating pie today. #nationalstrawberrycreampieday #strawberrycreampie #pie #strawberries #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Pancake Day! Good Citizens smash everything to look like pancakes today. Everything... #nationalpancakeday #pancakes #smashcake #smasheverything #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Crab Newburg Day! Good Citizens do their part by eating the offspring of the Underlords. #nationalcrabnewburgday #crab #crabmeat #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Ice Cream Cone Day! Good Citizens stuff all manner of unspeakable horrors into cones. #nationalicecreamconeday #icecreamcone #icecream #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Butterscotch Pudding Day! Good Citizens paint themselves with pudding today. #nationalbutterscotchpuddingday #butterscotchpudding #butterscotch #pudding #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Cheeseburger Day! Good Citizens smash cheeseburgers into their parents! #nationalcheeseburgerday #cheeseburger #burger #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Hot Cross Bun Day! Good Citizens will cross all of the buns today. All... #nationalhotcrossbunday #hotcrossbun #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Cheese Pizza Day! May every Good Citizen get a delicious slice of totally real cheese pizza today! #nationalcheesepizzaday #cheesepizza #pizza #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Blueberry Popsicle Day! Good Citizens eat these to remember the absolute darkness of the night and the terrors it brings. #nationalblueberrypopsicleday #blueberrypopsicle #popsicles #goodcitizens #darknessofthenight #terrors #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Gyros Day! Good Citizens eat this delectable wrap to ward off the fear of every third person. #nationalgyroday #gyro #gyros #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Toasted Marshmallow Day! Good Citizens find contentment in these pliable, almost ethereal treats - just like reality. #nationaltoastedmarshmallowday #toastedmarshmallow #marshmallow #goodcitizens #ethereal #reality #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Pots de Creme Day! Good Citizens face down all terrors while do devouring this treat. #nationalpotsdecremeday #potsdecreme #potsdecrème #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Whiskey Sour Day! Good Citizens use today to avoid the Knurd Imps of the Corporate Territories. #nationalwhiskeysourday #whiskeysour #whiskey #goodcitizens #knurd #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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