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National Taco Day! Good Citizens stuff their hopes and dreams into each taco. #nationaltacoday #tacos #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Homemade Cookie Day! Good Citizens throat punch anyone serving store bought today. #nationalhomemadecookieday #homemadecookies #cookies #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Mulled Cider Day! Good Citizens mull over their patriotic actions from the past year - and do better! #nationalmulledciderday #mulledcider #cider #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Coffee Day! Good Citizens guzzle coffee like there is no tomorrow! Cause there isn't! #nationalcoffeeday #coffee #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Pancake Day! Good Citizens smash everything to look like pancakes today. Everything... #nationalpancakeday #pancakes #smashcake #smasheverything #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Crab Newburg Day! Good Citizens do their part by eating the offspring of the Underlords. #nationalcrabnewburgday #crab #crabmeat #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Ice Cream Cone Day! Good Citizens stuff all manner of unspeakable horrors into cones. #nationalicecreamconeday #icecreamcone #icecream #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive

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National Butterscotch Pudding Day! Good Citizens paint themselves with pudding today. #nationalbutterscotchpuddingday #butterscotchpudding #butterscotch #pudding #goodcitizens #foodholiday #everydayisaholiday #offensivelyfestive