The Lonely Diva

She/He - I like kissing boys and pokemon and communism - Japanese Nationalists DNI i fucking hate you in particular - FBI DNI too (do not worry I am not associated with Canon. she cannot be trusted with this femboy my femboy now)

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Intro Post

[OOC: yet another blog run by @teiposting i also run @scottei-official and @megurine-luka-official]

I'm Namine Ritsu. Most importantly I am an UTAU of the highest calibre. I use she/her and he/him pronouns. Please do not use neutral words for me, thank you. I am perfectly fine with both masculine and feminine words.

I am not 6 nor do I have nuclear tits. Both of those would be fucking hilarious though really.

I am fond of Pokemon however. I also like chocolate and kimchi and the DPRK. I am a Zainichi Korean. This is very important to me.

My voice provider sucks. Even I agree with that. My opinions are often in diametric opposition to hers. She sucked even before she made her opinions on American politics known, honestly.

[OOC: this Ritsu will likely find what angers you unless you are a child or she considers you funny. Please do not be upset by this.]

[official-yokune-ruko]

ehehe @rook-yokune

[rook-yokune]

THE PERSON IS A LIAR I AM INFINITELY MORE MANLY THAN RUKO

[offical-namine-ritsu]

#NOTICE THE ZERO LIKES#NOONE AGREES

I didn't know DeviantArt had likes on their comments.

[rook-yokune]

Well it does AND NOONE AGREES SOOOOOO THEIR OPINION IS STUPID

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I think it might be new and that's why this comment from the stone age hasn't gotten any likes.

[official-yokune-ruko]

ehehe @rook-yokune

[rook-yokune]

THE PERSON IS A LIAR I AM INFINITELY MORE MANLY THAN RUKO

[offical-namine-ritsu]

#NOTICE THE ZERO LIKES#NOONE AGREES

I didn't know DeviantArt had likes on their comments.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

can we do a pokemon trade i have a shiny rayquaza

Are you serious? What do you want?

[offical-namine-ritsu]

what is rhe best blue emoji

If it's only blue?

💙

Part blue?

🇰🇵

[official-yokune-ruko]

scottei is a fake ass ddlc fan

[scottei17]

I would never bash someone for masturbation. I am very openly sexual.

Do not spread lies about me on this Tumblr

[miko-ooka-official]

w-what

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Hi Miko. Do yourself a favor and not talk to Tei here. She talks too much about adult things.

[rook-yokune]

THAT IS NOT ME DO NOT BELIEVE HIM GES A FUCKING LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR I SHOVE JOTHING AND I HAVE SHOVED NOTHING UO MY ASS EVER

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Rookie there is no shame in shoving things up your ass.

[rook-yokune]

The thing is that i do NOT SHOVE ANYTHING UP MY ASS because I DONT WANT TO SHOVE ANYTHING UP MY ASS because ID HATE IT

[offical-namine-ritsu]

How do you know you'd hate it?

[rook-yokune]

THAT IS NOT ME DO NOT BELIEVE HIM GES A FUCKING LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR I SHOVE JOTHING AND I HAVE SHOVED NOTHING UO MY ASS EVER

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Rookie there is no shame in shoving things up your ass.

[official-yokune-ruko]

why the fuck is the traffic light in front of me gone

[scottei17]

He's taking a well-deserved vacation.

[official-yokune-ruko]

he???? vacation??????? actually whatever i don't care enough . cars are honking at me and I'm scared to move PUT IT BACK

[scottei17]

Can't I enjoy some time with him first? 🥺🥺🥺

[official-yokune-ruko]

NO IM ALREADY LATE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CARS ARE FUCKINH HONKING IM GOINGTO KILL MYSELFFFFFFUHHHHHHhhhhHhhhUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[scottei17]

Okay 😢😢😢

[official-yokune-ruko]

Not Mad Ar You Not Mad At You Not Mad At You FUCKING HELL TEI THE CARS ARS SK FJVNING LOUD IMGOUNG TO CRASH MYSELF INTO THE NEAREST BUILDING ON FUCKINH PURPOSE

[scottei17]

Oh I was more sad that he needed to return to work so soon is all.

[official-yokune-ruko]

SOMEONE FUCKING PICK ME UP.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I'll be there in a bit.

[scottei17]

How's the traffic light retrieval going

-⭕️

信号機ゲットだぜ!

[offical-namine-ritsu]

You can't steal my catchphrase in the same breath you're stealing a traffic light.

[scottei17]

Teislop. Hate this blog.

Hi @rook-yokune! Sorry that she's in another castle!

[rook-yokune]

Im not anon. But cute you think of me so often

[scottei17]

Well I know you think of her often so I might as well do it in her place 💕

[rook-yokune]

Not really. I forgot about her entirely, actually.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

he's a liar he cries himself to sleep over her

[rook-yokune]

I do not. You're a liar. We weren't even friends at the end anymore anyway, so why would I miss her at all.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I somehow doubt it was a mutual agreement.

[rook-yokune]

Regardless if it were or not, we still weren't friends.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I'm framing this

[rook-yokune]

Yea, my high note.

Honored to always be in your mind as well tho. Yall really say you hate me then think of me so much

[scottei17]

I don't hate you. I think you're funny.

[rook-yokune]

Not you, pickle puss.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I don't think people hate you. I think people think you're sensitive.

[rook-yokune]

So what. I'm not sensitive and that's all that matters.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

You fly off the handle over the stupidest shit. That's sensitive to me lmao

[rook-yokune]

It isnt bc in just holding my ground

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Against me? Okay sure.

Against other people in the house who do or say something mildly annoying? Yeah that's not holding your ground lol

[scottei17]

Teislop. Hate this blog.

Hi @rook-yokune! Sorry that she's in another castle!

[rook-yokune]

Im not anon. But cute you think of me so often

[scottei17]

Well I know you think of her often so I might as well do it in her place 💕

[rook-yokune]

Not really. I forgot about her entirely, actually.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

he's a liar he cries himself to sleep over her

[rook-yokune]

I do not. You're a liar. We weren't even friends at the end anymore anyway, so why would I miss her at all.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I somehow doubt it was a mutual agreement.

[rook-yokune]

Regardless if it were or not, we still weren't friends.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I'm framing this

[rook-yokune]

Yea, my high note.

Honored to always be in your mind as well tho. Yall really say you hate me then think of me so much

[scottei17]

I don't hate you. I think you're funny.

[rook-yokune]

Not you, pickle puss.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I don't think people hate you. I think people think you're sensitive.

[rook-yokune]

So what. I'm not sensitive and that's all that matters.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

You fly off the handle over the stupidest shit. That's sensitive to me lmao

[scottei17]

Teislop. Hate this blog.

Hi @rook-yokune! Sorry that she's in another castle!

[rook-yokune]

Im not anon. But cute you think of me so often

[scottei17]

Well I know you think of her often so I might as well do it in her place 💕

[rook-yokune]

Not really. I forgot about her entirely, actually.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

he's a liar he cries himself to sleep over her

[rook-yokune]

I do not. You're a liar. We weren't even friends at the end anymore anyway, so why would I miss her at all.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I somehow doubt it was a mutual agreement.

[rook-yokune]

Regardless if it were or not, we still weren't friends.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I'm framing this

[rook-yokune]

Yea, my high note.

Honored to always be in your mind as well tho. Yall really say you hate me then think of me so much

[scottei17]

I don't hate you. I think you're funny.

[rook-yokune]

Not you, pickle puss.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I don't think people hate you. I think people think you're sensitive.

[scottei17]

Teislop. Hate this blog.

Hi @rook-yokune! Sorry that she's in another castle!

[rook-yokune]

Im not anon. But cute you think of me so often

[scottei17]

Well I know you think of her often so I might as well do it in her place 💕

[rook-yokune]

Not really. I forgot about her entirely, actually.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

he's a liar he cries himself to sleep over her

[rook-yokune]

I do not. You're a liar. We weren't even friends at the end anymore anyway, so why would I miss her at all.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I somehow doubt it was a mutual agreement.

[rook-yokune]

Regardless if it were or not, we still weren't friends.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I'm framing this

[scottei17]

Teislop. Hate this blog.

Hi @rook-yokune! Sorry that she's in another castle!

[rook-yokune]

Im not anon. But cute you think of me so often

[scottei17]

Well I know you think of her often so I might as well do it in her place 💕

[rook-yokune]

Not really. I forgot about her entirely, actually.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

he's a liar he cries himself to sleep over her

[rook-yokune]

I do not. You're a liar. We weren't even friends at the end anymore anyway, so why would I miss her at all.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

I somehow doubt it was a mutual agreement.

[scottei17]

Teislop. Hate this blog.

Hi @rook-yokune! Sorry that she's in another castle!

[rook-yokune]

Im not anon. But cute you think of me so often

[scottei17]

Well I know you think of her often so I might as well do it in her place 💕

[rook-yokune]

Not really. I forgot about her entirely, actually.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

he's a liar he cries himself to sleep over her

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Since I've only just noticed you, I have to ask, what do you dream of? -bakulenthetrickster

What do you mean, @bakulenthetrickster?

Like, what I want most of all?

[bakulenthetrickster]

You could interpret it that way, or you could use the more common definition of "dream". As in, visions you see while you sleep, or something like that?

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Hmm. I suppose I've had strange visions of playing some kind of solitaire-type game on some ancient computer. Dunno why.

[bakulenthetrickster]

Interesting. I can't imagine that would taste very good, though.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Eh, sorry about that. My dreams can be rather weird.

[bakulenthetrickster]

Quite all right, dear diva.

What about your aspirations for the future? What are they?

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Well, I'm well in the process of this goal, as I was randomly granted a giant sum of money.

Have you ever heard of fully automated luxury gay space communism?

[bakulenthetrickster]

Pardon me? *He gives her a confused look*

Oh, I apologize. I've never heard of such a thing. Care to explain it to me?

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Well, it's more a fun way to describe communism among western leftists. *she laughs*

Communism being a stateless, classless, moneyless society that we all live with. That is what I want.

[bakulenthetrickster]

Stateless, classless, moneyless. That sounds awfully boring. What would there be for people to strive for?

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Whatever truly drives them, of course. Everyone has passions outside of the grind that capitalism puts them through.

[bakulenthetrickster]

I suppose I can see that somewhat.

What about classless? Do you mean completely classless? As in, throwing expectation and oblige right out the window?

In other words, you want us all to be sloppy, lazy idiots?

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Oh no, not that kind of class. I like that kind of class a lot, actually.

I meant social rankings.

[bakulenthetrickster]

Ah, pardon me. I must have misunderstood. Forgive me, dear diva, I'm not always "up to speed" as they say.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

No, you're fine. I can see where the confusion came about, honestly.

[bakulenthetrickster]

Very well then. I hope you achieve your dream. Of course, I haven't much use for that sort of ambition, but do as you like, dear diva.

[offical-namine-ritsu]

Thank you very much.

I feel rather confident that, in the end, I will.