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@officer-sweetly
"Want my badge number, put it in your mouth and SUCK IT!!"
Hi there. Sam Sweetly. 37. He pronouns. Straight. Oh uh- also married, I guess.
Send asks, but don't waste my time, I'm an officer of the law- I'm a busy man. I don't really have time to answer stupid questions.
I'm here to- keep an eye on a few things. Just minding my business, so I suggest you mind yours.
yr fit by th way
Well thanks, I know :)
you’re in her dms. i’m treating her right. we’re not the same my dawg
I don't know what you mean.
Uh- Sam? Be a sweetheart and get me a pack of smokes on your break today, please? I'd get them myself but I won't have time- if I'd have known I was running out, I would've done it myself earlier! I swear, baby, ha- You can use my money, I'll pay you back- just please?
-Charlotte <3, @sweetly-as-pie
Ugh, jesus, fine. Just cause I'm gettin some myself.
Thank you, dear- Uhm- Be careful, I love you-!
Yeah yeah whatever, bye.
Do you need help? With anything?
-🗣️ of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
No. I'm fine.
Uh- Sam? Be a sweetheart and get me a pack of smokes on your break today, please? I'd get them myself but I won't have time- if I'd have known I was running out, I would've done it myself earlier! I swear, baby, ha- You can use my money, I'll pay you back- just please?
-Charlotte <3, @sweetly-as-pie
Ugh, jesus, fine. Just cause I'm gettin some myself.
Yr an asshole by the way. Hope yr wife leaves ya, she deserves better.
Oh fuck you, you don't know me, don't know us.
Why r u so homoerotic
I'm straight.
Charlotte I just got home- where are you????
-Sam @officer-sweetly
I'm uh- busy darling! Works been a mess lately, yknow? I'm sorry, I'll be home soon I promise.
Don't you get off at 5? Whatever, hurry up.
Sorry honey- yeah I did but we've had some- uh- complications lately with our filing systems and whatever and I've had to do overtime, I'm sorry baby- I'll be home soon, I swear-!
Kay.
Charlotte I just got home- where are you????
-Sam @officer-sweetly
I'm uh- busy darling! Works been a mess lately, yknow? I'm sorry, I'll be home soon I promise.
Don't you get off at 5? Whatever, hurry up.
👀
who’s gonna tell him that we hate him here…
Oh fuck you too, what did I do?
