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intro post 🔥

i'm price (kian or shepherd are also names i go by). i use he/its/xir pronouns. i'm gay and i love my boyfriend ( 19/10/25 ) . i'm an easily provoked person and i can often be kind of confrontational. if you're not okay with that, it is on you to not interact with me.

i'm extremely into just roll with it, saw, pokémon, undertale / deltarune, splatoon, animal crossing, the long walk, fnaf, dsaf, tmc, musicals (such as npmd, heathers and more), minecraft / minecraft roleplays, mouthwashing, tlou and more.

occasionally i write on ao3. other hobbies i have are baking and cooking, collecting dvds, burning cds and playing the bass. i am also a very mediocre dm and player for d&d (or other related systems lol)

dni list is pretty basic. no homophobes/transphobes, terfs, maga.. that stuff. i block freely so if you make me uncomfy or ick me, i will block you and i wont owe you an explanation.

any and all venting goes on my secondary blog ( @/kianssimulacra ). trigger/content warning for the obvious of family issues, sa, sh. there is probably more warnings that i cannot think of off the top of my head.

all tags i use are tagged on this post

#thatcher talks tag #kian songs / lyrics #ren answers #oomfie

honeyylemonz

not lurker this time . little jrwi chuds instead for my half of an art trade with @wigglyveins 🐟🐟

repti-tonix

does anyone elses drawing program ever blur and melt the quality before ur eyes lol. anyways JUMPSCARE!!!

artboyboogie

"hahah chip and clorton are so funny and silly what a good bit-"

"hey there little brother"

tungsten-stars

quick doodle of my thoughts on lui duponte. I am rusty tho

TUMBLR MAKES IT BLURRY AS HELL ???

scarlet-the-dragon

⭕️🔪 Down the Road - Unwitness Protection Program 🔪⭕️

Oh upp you all make me so ill and so concerned at a l l times. I love them deadly. I mean dearly

sodiphobia

UPP2.4 SPOILERS / FLASH AND BLOOD WARNING

hihihi i'm coming from tiktok!! a friend recommended i try out posting my animation here so i'm a little scared but i hope yg like it (๑>◡<๑)

artboyboogie

o captain my captain

flooower-wav

Jade Cantrip

I NEED to draw her more but figuering out her colour pallette

repti-tonix

while i do think it would be conceptually awesomesauce if chip Fucking Killed reuben price and the sun shone and the birds started singing and everyone held hands and the dnd angels came down from above, the WAY that price's relationship with chip has impacted him, changed him, and again shapes his character in canon, as well as the Current arc chip is on regarding death and justice, just makes it. i don't know. i don't know if it would be a victory to kill price. or at the very least, i don't know if it would feel like one. to chip. to JAY!!

not to be like The "if i kill you i'll be just as bad as you" trope is actually The Peak of Narrative Matter but i don't know!! i don't know. chip already killed crow: price's right hand person. chip's first reintroduction to price. and was it a victory? was he proud? was jay proud? did it feel right?

will it feel right this time? not after crow, not after odaleth, but now? the source of this misery and darkness, even if chip can't remember where exactly price and misery align in his childhood. will he be be a new man after it? will the cycle be broken? will he be good?

is it just what has to be done? will there be no other option? will he have no other choice, like he did with crow on their knees, defeated, half-dead, like he did with odaleth back turned, defeated, half-dead, horrified?

and don't take this as me going Ermm i think chip shouldn't kill price🤓. i think it would actually be even more interesting in a horrific way if chip Does do it. i just don't think it'll be fulfilling. i just don't think it'll offer any sort of closure. i just think it'll feel empty. misplaced. wrong. and that is very very very fascinating to me.