Leland @officerlelandcoyle - Tumblr Blog

So. This exists now. NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG. I AM AN INTROJECT IN A SYSTEM.

Sargent / Officer Leland Coyle. Use source related nicknames for me if you want.

He/shock, masculine. Obviously.

I'm an adult, that's all you need to know.

This blog is mostly because my headmates are embarrassing me. Their blogs suck. So I'm here to horny post and complain or whatever the fuck. I'm not super social, do not expect me to have many conversations.

I am a switch and I'm open to nsfw stuff. Just like, don't send me random asks expecting me to be your dom.

Kinks listed below cut. I don't have many boundaries, just respect me and try not to shove kinks onto me that I haven't listed / consented to. You can treat me like source if you want, just don't get too into it. Sourcemates are fine.

Okay, so UPDATE. This blog is ran by 3 whole Leland Coyle introjects. We are fairly different though. The other two have their own posting tags, all of the untagged posts belong to me. Their intros and the tags they use are here and here

#I do not know what to tag this #minors DNI #Leland Coyle introject #god idk I'm too drunk for this. why am I making this again??

I am, Technically Aromantic. In a way. If you like at it from an angle. It is 100% due to my AvPD, though. Cause like, even if I can feel Romantic attraction I am Not Doing That.

#Avoidant Aromantic <- me #there is a small exception in that if I felt safe enough I probably could but like whatever fuck that.#there's a 0% chance I ever ask anyone out.

officerlelandcoyle

Okay, we all agree I'm a Big Dog, right? Not a puppy. Right?

forcedogged

puppy .

officerlelandcoyle

WHY?? YOU AND ZEN LITERALLY BARK AT EACHOTHER, SO YOU'RE BOTH PUPPIES. IM NOT. I DONT DO THAT. I control myself.

forcedogged

you bark at zen ! see you're even barking riiiiiight now. bad bad puppy .

officerlelandcoyle

I ain't. There's. A difference. I'm speaking, you two were Literally barking!!

#IM LITERALLY SO BIG. IM A FULL GROWN DOG.

officerlelandcoyle

Okay, we all agree I'm a Big Dog, right? Not a puppy. Right?

forcedogged

puppy .

officerlelandcoyle

WHY?? YOU AND ZEN LITERALLY BARK AT EACHOTHER, SO YOU'RE BOTH PUPPIES. IM NOT. I DONT DO THAT. I control myself.

#Evil dog. EVILEST dog.#so mean to me.

Okay, we all agree I'm a Big Dog, right? Not a puppy. Right?

#I say asking my 1 follower and already knowing what the other 2 will answer. ha.#also you should listen to the song Big Dog. it's among my favourites.

Fuck all thoughts. It's singing time.

#FUCK YEAH.#I actually really love singing.#I don't know why.#the songs I'm capable of singing aren't always my favourite but I like them enough I guess.

Sometimes I think it's a little weird that I have a severe fear of death (and most of my "bad" thoughts focus on death) but also I'm sort of a necrophiliac? (Is that the right term for it??)

#i know there's a difference between them.#it's just funny to me.#I can't read about death if it's serious or sad.. but if it's horny I can.#I fantasise about being killed sometimes #and then I worry about being killed.#they're different.

Posting this cause I still enjoy it. No context given.

#you can ask if you want. but it's funnier without context maybe.

skippymutt

puppy being held down by his owner n getting bitten in his most sensitive places! Squirming and whining every time owner glides their teeth over puppy's tummy, grip tightening when pup tries to get away. Getting puppy all bruised n marked up in every place that makes him shiver

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ramshacklegear

First try at a internally spiked thigh strap

victimviv

i would be sooooo good at stockholm syndrome btw. wouldn't even take that long. tell me you love me and kiss my forehead. they'd have to drag me away from you screaming.

tiedstyle

Come here, get a hug - from a panel gag in a used look with a reminder on the front panel that no one removes the gag “accidentally”. What would you write on the front panel? Hand-dyed brown leather with all brass hardware.

Researching OCD is stressful.

#I get a sort of constant “oh I sorta relate to this” but then also a “I dunno I don't fit this Perfectly”.#although I have been described as the “spiders Georg” of OCD. for some reason.

Honestly, part of me feels like I said too much last night.

#I always worry I'm venting to people on accident and making them uncomfortable.#I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna be that person.#I don't want them to leave.#but . I dunno. I suppose talking about it helped in a way cause now I have some stuff to research which. might. explain things.#but also I don't know. I don't know.

People think I have OCD now. What do I think of that? I don't know.

#hmm.#it makes sense but. I'm hesitant.

Tumblr back.

#🚬 officer coyle speaking

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