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Stardust tastes like cocaine

As an interdimential being who travels the sky, I can confirm.

We tried to strand the billionaires in space, but Big Joey wouldn’t let us. Sorry guys, we were let down, too.

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More than half of NASA employees are from Boston or New Jersey or the rough parts of NYC. They chose all the respectable, no-accent having motherfuckers for ads so people trust us.

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Holy shit- we just found a fucking alien. I couldn’t get a picture, but I’ll see if I can draw it- give me a second

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How- How the hell’d you find that picture? Those were supposed to be classified. Oh boy, I’m really gonna lose my fuckin job this time

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Holy shit- we just found a fucking alien. I couldn’t get a picture, but I’ll see if I can draw it- give me a second

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Holy shit- we just found a fucking alien. I couldn't get a picture, but I'll see if I can draw it- give me a second

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Legally, I’m not allowed to tell yous guys this, but they don’t check the Tumblr:

Neil found an alien when he went up there, brought it home, and made sweet, sweet love to it. The alien was cool with it, don’t worry. Anyway, that’s why English has that dumb rule about we gotta use an before word that start with aeiou, so when you talk about one alien, it says anal.

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Does NASA support LGBTQ+ rights?

Hell yeah! By law, all astronauts gotta kiss another dude or lady, just ta make sure they won’t scare any gay aliens

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If there was a kid dying of cancer and they had enough time, and their last wish was to go to space, would you or could you send them?

I don’t know if Big Joey would like it, but we’d do it. Just, shhh, don’t tell ‘im

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You can make out with Aliens

The police can’t stop you

Stardust tastes like cocaine

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For those of you wondering why we’re exploring space rather than the ocean

It’s not safe anymore. The deep blue is closing in. We’re flooding and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. All we can do is escape. I’m sorry to those of you we leave behind we have t aldkjfa;oidhgpieudfhna;idhg ad fv dfpae8r843yrfia vapw;skdja’G?DYj;s

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