Hail Hydra!

An RP/ask blog for Robert Dobalina, better known as Hydra Bob

[official-hydra-bob]

Intro post:

So running a blog isn’t new to me, I had a blog before, the most famous blog of all Hydra agents, current and former, but I unfortunately lost the password when my old Hydra email got hacked into by The Hand so I’m starting a new blog right here on Tumblr dot com.

Here is where I will talk about Hydra, what it’s like to work for Hydra for those who want to know (they have a great health plan but no dental plan…), and anything else going on in my grey little life beyond Hydra.

Feel free to ask anything you want to, or just give me a follow. Don’t forget to like my posts!

Hail Hydra!

(OOC)

Robert “Bob” Dobalina. Known as both Hydra Bob and Bob, Agent of Hydra

Anyone is free to interact

Mun is adult

No NSFW

Fine with romance and flirting, but only from 18+ RPers

Hydra Bob has no powers beyond cowardice. Also, if he is killed, two more Hydra minions will take his place.

Hydra Bob is based on 616 Hydra Bob with headcanons.

More info can be found at @possumtheiguanodon

Tags: Bob’s Blog - general posts. Bob answers - answers to asks. ooc - self explanatory.

Hydra Bob may be Hydra, but he canonically hates Nazis.

Also he’s supposed to be comedic. He’s an idiot. But he will pass info about Hydra along should anyone need it.

[official-hydra-bob]

"So Bobcat do you want some candy?"

@official-trickster

What kind of candy?

[official-trickster]

"What kinda candy do ya like kiddo?" Loki smiled softly

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

‘Kiddo? I’m no kiddo! I’m 38 years old!’ Bob said, affronted. ‘I have my own kiddos!’

[official-trickster]

"Chill out bobcat, compared to me you're a kid. I'm way over a hundred years old." Loki snorted smirking a little

He snapped his fingers and made four giant bags of Reese's peanut butter eggs appear.

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

Bob looked at the eggs. Tentatively, he reached for one.

‘So what’s this about?’

[official-trickster]

Loki, unwraps one and pops it in his mouth as well.

"Just a little treat for ya! Bobcat. I mean, you look like you need one." Loki smiled

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

‘Can you… can you not call me that, please? My name is Bob.’

*Bob flinched and covered his head with his arms.*

[official-trickster]

"Bob I just want to be a friend. And bobcat is a nickname. How about Bobert?" Loki offered

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

*Bob didn’t want to argue and just nodded.*

‘Fine. “Bobert” it is.’

*It was better than “Bobbilicious” if only slightly.*

[official-hydra-bob]

"So Bobcat do you want some candy?"

@official-trickster

What kind of candy?

[official-trickster]

"What kinda candy do ya like kiddo?" Loki smiled softly

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

‘Kiddo? I’m no kiddo! I’m 38 years old!’ Bob said, affronted. ‘I have my own kiddos!’

[official-trickster]

"Chill out bobcat, compared to me you're a kid. I'm way over a hundred years old." Loki snorted smirking a little

He snapped his fingers and made four giant bags of Reese's peanut butter eggs appear.

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

Bob looked at the eggs. Tentatively, he reached for one.

‘So what’s this about?’

[official-trickster]

Loki, unwraps one and pops it in his mouth as well.

"Just a little treat for ya! Bobcat. I mean, you look like you need one." Loki smiled

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

‘Can you… can you not call me that, please? My name is Bob.’

*Bob flinched and covered his head with his arms.*

[official-hydra-bob]

"So Bobcat do you want some candy?"

@official-trickster

What kind of candy?

[official-trickster]

"What kinda candy do ya like kiddo?" Loki smiled softly

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

‘Kiddo? I’m no kiddo! I’m 38 years old!’ Bob said, affronted. ‘I have my own kiddos!’

[official-trickster]

"Chill out bobcat, compared to me you're a kid. I'm way over a hundred years old." Loki snorted smirking a little

He snapped his fingers and made four giant bags of Reese's peanut butter eggs appear.

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

Bob looked at the eggs. Tentatively, he reached for one.

‘So what’s this about?’

[official-hydra-bob]

"So Bobcat do you want some candy?"

@official-trickster

What kind of candy?

[official-trickster]

"What kinda candy do ya like kiddo?" Loki smiled softly

@official-hydra-bob

[official-hydra-bob]

‘Kiddo? I’m no kiddo! I’m 38 years old!’ Bob said, affronted. ‘I have my own kiddos!’

[official-hydra-bob]

"So Bobcat do you want some candy?"

@official-trickster

What kind of candy?

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine glares at him a moment longer. “Yeah, you better!!”

[official-hydra-bob]

You can talk? Oh god it’s a talking cat and it’s going to kill me!

Hail Hydra! Cut off one head and two more shall take its place!

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine scowls. “Yeah, you Hydra scum!! Maybe I will kill you!” Wow, this was surprisingly easy.

[official-hydra-bob]

I’ don’t believe in Hydra! I never believed in Hydra! I was only in it for the health plan because my ex-wife insisted I join but they don’t have dental and now I’m screwed!

*he slides down the wall, balls himself up, and sobs*

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Oh, I’m sure! That’s what they all say!” Alpine walks towards him, but hesitates when he starts to sob. Is he… telling the truth?

[official-hydra-bob]

Everyone wants to use me and I don’t like it! Hydra uses me as cannon fodder, Mr Wilson uses me as an informant - nobody asks Bob what he wants! I’m sick of it! I want my own life! And now I’m being threatened by a talking cat!

*he pulls down his Hydra cowl. He looks… average, except his brown hair is a little mussed. He wipes his eyes.*

I just want the constant Hail training to stop…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine sits back, just… staring for a moment. This guy clearly has a lot of issues. “… why don’t you desert?”

[official-hydra-bob]

They’d kill me. I have a contract and there’s a desertion clause. I have two sons and I don’t want them to grow up without a father even if I am divorced now.

I’m trying to get out, but it’s not easy. Most of us grunts don’t even care about ideology. Shield, Hydra, we’re getting used either way.

I just want to be a florist. That’s my dream.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine tilts her head. “My dad’s Bucky Barnes. I’m sure he’d be willing to protect you.” She pads over, now feeling really sorry for the guy.

[official-hydra-bob]

*Bob nods* I have… heard of him. *he’s met him. Many times. Including in the 40s when time travel went awry and he and Deadpool helped Bucky and Captain America fight the Nazis, but the cat didn’t need to know that.* I didn’t know he had a talking cat, though.

*he runs a hand down his face.* What is my life anymore

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine just stares for a moment. “I don’t think I talk in most other universes.” She walks up to him and pushes her head into his hand.

[official-hydra-bob]

That’s… good to know. *Bob pets the cat.* Your fur is soft.

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine glares at him a moment longer. “Yeah, you better!!”

[official-hydra-bob]

You can talk? Oh god it’s a talking cat and it’s going to kill me!

Hail Hydra! Cut off one head and two more shall take its place!

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine scowls. “Yeah, you Hydra scum!! Maybe I will kill you!” Wow, this was surprisingly easy.

[official-hydra-bob]

I’ don’t believe in Hydra! I never believed in Hydra! I was only in it for the health plan because my ex-wife insisted I join but they don’t have dental and now I’m screwed!

*he slides down the wall, balls himself up, and sobs*

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Oh, I’m sure! That’s what they all say!” Alpine walks towards him, but hesitates when he starts to sob. Is he… telling the truth?

[official-hydra-bob]

Everyone wants to use me and I don’t like it! Hydra uses me as cannon fodder, Mr Wilson uses me as an informant - nobody asks Bob what he wants! I’m sick of it! I want my own life! And now I’m being threatened by a talking cat!

*he pulls down his Hydra cowl. He looks… average, except his brown hair is a little mussed. He wipes his eyes.*

I just want the constant Hail training to stop…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine sits back, just… staring for a moment. This guy clearly has a lot of issues. “… why don’t you desert?”

[official-hydra-bob]

They’d kill me. I have a contract and there’s a desertion clause. I have two sons and I don’t want them to grow up without a father even if I am divorced now.

I’m trying to get out, but it’s not easy. Most of us grunts don’t even care about ideology. Shield, Hydra, we’re getting used either way.

I just want to be a florist. That’s my dream.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine tilts her head. “My dad’s Bucky Barnes. I’m sure he’d be willing to protect you.” She pads over, now feeling really sorry for the guy.

[official-hydra-bob]

*Bob nods* I have… heard of him. *he’s met him. Many times. Including in the 40s when time travel went awry and he and Deadpool helped Bucky and Captain America fight the Nazis, but the cat didn’t need to know that.* I didn’t know he had a talking cat, though.

*he runs a hand down his face.* What is my life anymore

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine glares at him a moment longer. “Yeah, you better!!”

[official-hydra-bob]

You can talk? Oh god it’s a talking cat and it’s going to kill me!

Hail Hydra! Cut off one head and two more shall take its place!

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine scowls. “Yeah, you Hydra scum!! Maybe I will kill you!” Wow, this was surprisingly easy.

[official-hydra-bob]

I’ don’t believe in Hydra! I never believed in Hydra! I was only in it for the health plan because my ex-wife insisted I join but they don’t have dental and now I’m screwed!

*he slides down the wall, balls himself up, and sobs*

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Oh, I’m sure! That’s what they all say!” Alpine walks towards him, but hesitates when he starts to sob. Is he… telling the truth?

[official-hydra-bob]

Everyone wants to use me and I don’t like it! Hydra uses me as cannon fodder, Mr Wilson uses me as an informant - nobody asks Bob what he wants! I’m sick of it! I want my own life! And now I’m being threatened by a talking cat!

*he pulls down his Hydra cowl. He looks… average, except his brown hair is a little mussed. He wipes his eyes.*

I just want the constant Hail training to stop…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine sits back, just… staring for a moment. This guy clearly has a lot of issues. “… why don’t you desert?”

[official-hydra-bob]

They’d kill me. I have a contract and there’s a desertion clause. I have two sons and I don’t want them to grow up without a father even if I am divorced now.

I’m trying to get out, but it’s not easy. Most of us grunts don’t even care about ideology. Shield, Hydra, we’re getting used either way.

I just want to be a florist. That’s my dream.

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine glares at him a moment longer. “Yeah, you better!!”

[official-hydra-bob]

You can talk? Oh god it’s a talking cat and it’s going to kill me!

Hail Hydra! Cut off one head and two more shall take its place!

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine scowls. “Yeah, you Hydra scum!! Maybe I will kill you!” Wow, this was surprisingly easy.

[official-hydra-bob]

I’ don’t believe in Hydra! I never believed in Hydra! I was only in it for the health plan because my ex-wife insisted I join but they don’t have dental and now I’m screwed!

*he slides down the wall, balls himself up, and sobs*

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Oh, I’m sure! That’s what they all say!” Alpine walks towards him, but hesitates when he starts to sob. Is he… telling the truth?

[official-hydra-bob]

Everyone wants to use me and I don’t like it! Hydra uses me as cannon fodder, Mr Wilson uses me as an informant - nobody asks Bob what he wants! I’m sick of it! I want my own life! And now I’m being threatened by a talking cat!

*he pulls down his Hydra cowl. He looks… average, except his brown hair is a little mussed. He wipes his eyes.*

I just want the constant Hail training to stop…

[official-hydra-bob]

"Hello Bob dearest would you care for a blue haired Bucky Barnes to play with?" Dr Walker smirks

( @hail-hydra-daywalkers )

Uh… no thanks.

I really should… be getting back to my Hail training.

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine glares at him a moment longer. “Yeah, you better!!”

[official-hydra-bob]

You can talk? Oh god it’s a talking cat and it’s going to kill me!

Hail Hydra! Cut off one head and two more shall take its place!

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine scowls. “Yeah, you Hydra scum!! Maybe I will kill you!” Wow, this was surprisingly easy.

[official-hydra-bob]

I’ don’t believe in Hydra! I never believed in Hydra! I was only in it for the health plan because my ex-wife insisted I join but they don’t have dental and now I’m screwed!

*he slides down the wall, balls himself up, and sobs*

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[the-alpine-barnes]

Alpine glares at him a moment longer. “Yeah, you better!!”

[official-hydra-bob]

You can talk? Oh god it’s a talking cat and it’s going to kill me!

Hail Hydra! Cut off one head and two more shall take its place!

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Hsssssss…” Alpine glares at him, tail lashing.

[official-hydra-bob]

Look at me kitty, I’m backing away now…

[official-hydra-bob]

“Hsssssss!”

@the-alpine-barnes

Nice kitty…

[we-are-existence]

Can you get me out of my contract with Hydra?

@official-hydra-bob

you need to be a little more specific. we can do everything from creating a loophole in the contract to just killing all of them for you.

[official-hydra-bob]

Ooh. Killing all of them sounds good.

Or maybe you can just create a loophole and kill Fred. He gives the worst wedgies.

[we-are-existence]

well depending on what you want to do you'll have to talk to a different stone.

you just want the loophole then?

[official-hydra-bob]

The loophole sounds great.

I can’t wait to not have to stand for two hours doing “hail” training.

[we-are-existence]

Can you get me out of my contract with Hydra?

@official-hydra-bob

you need to be a little more specific. we can do everything from creating a loophole in the contract to just killing all of them for you.

[official-hydra-bob]

Ooh. Killing all of them sounds good.

Or maybe you can just create a loophole and kill Fred. He gives the worst wedgies.