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You're from Boone, Kenton, or Campbell County. You all are in OHIO. I don't know HOW Cincinnati managed to get across the river and I'm too scared to ask.

#kentucky #Boone county #Kenton county #Campbell county #cincinnati #ohio #dni #official kentucky

If I had what it takes I would make a podcast called "Pikeville to Paducah".

I would just have weirdos from all over Kentucky as guests because I know they're out there (I have befriended many and I am one myself) and I think that's beautiful.

Am I onto something

#for those not in the know:#pikeville is on the eastern end of the state #and paducah is on the western end #kentucky #official kentucky #podcast #weirdos

WPSD Local-6, in addition to being the station of Deedee Megadoodoo, is also the station of the anchor who lost it over a therapy pig named Chris P. Bacon on-air. I’m so happy this was my local news station

Oh my gosh this is amazing. Thank you WPSD Local-6 for your service to the Paducah community and our state as a whole 🫡

#kentucky #official kentucky #deedee megadoodoo #chris p bacon #WPSD Local 6 #paducah #local news #Anonymous #i think youre my first ever ask. i need an ask tag... uhh...#ASKentucky #edit: no this was my second ask. and I managed to come up with the EXACT SAME tag (capitalization and all)#without even remembering 😭

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i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

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a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

#take a guess where this all happened

Need to disappear into the woods tbh

If you need me ill be in a remote valley somewhere in pike county

#kentucky #official kentucky #woods #cottagecore #<- i think this is what the kids call this #i won't be in a cottage though. just a pile of leaves

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I think driving places is fun because once the college semester is over, I can drive from Kentucky back to Kentucky for the summer. And then when it's time to go to work, I can commute from home (Kentucky) to Kentucky. And when it's time to slowly and covertly worm my way into the state government then I can drive from Kentucky to (Frankfort, Franklin County,) Kentucky.

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If I leave the state, people will see back of my car and be like "oh that guy's from the place with the horses"

Meanwhile I am blasting ABBA while driving 80 mph (wait I need to be better representation for my state) blasting bluegrass music (the actually good stuff, no modern bro-country)... while driving at 80 mph.

#Ignore how dirty my car is #this was the best pic I had from the back

I think driving places is fun because once the college semester is over, I can drive from Kentucky back to Kentucky for the summer. And then when it's time to go to work, I can commute from home (Kentucky) to Kentucky. And when it's time to slowly and covertly worm my way into the state government then I can drive from Kentucky to (Frankfort, Franklin County,) Kentucky.

#i love you kentucky parkway system #interstates 64 65 and 75 you're cool too but the parkways are my favorite #we do not talk about I-264 though #kentucky #official kentucky #road trip

Oh yeah did you all see the horses go?

#big win for women everywhere #kentucky #kentucky derby #horse #official kentucky

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Folks tell me about Wisconsin. They come into my bookstore, panting, out of breath, red-faced. Some of 'em collapse on the floor. When they recover, they gasp out a tall tale about this state they found. It's on no maps. It has no industry. It doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. They've found Wisconsin.

Since the dawn of human civilization, folks have been telling stories about other dope-ass civilizations that were lost forever. Think of Atlantis. El Dorado, the "Lost City of Gold." Narnia. And now: Wisconsin. It didn't used to be this way.

Decades ago, when I was growing up, we understood that Wisconsin was a real place. It was in our textbooks. It was on our maps, sandwiched in between Minnesota and a big-ass lake. Did we know anyone who had been there? No. I grew up in Canada, and despite Ontario supposedly "bordering" the big W, I didn't know anyone from there who had visited, either. What was even there to visit? Rather than confront the awful truth, we stuck it out, convinced that what our betters had told us was true.

It wasn't until the revolution that we started to find out what was real. In all the chaos, some of the rioters got into the Information Ministry's buildings. So many horrible conspiracies had been inflicted upon us for our so-called good. In those, we found agreements between Canada and the United States, to make up the entire concept of a state. What purpose could it have? To disappear dissidents, it turns out: just like your parents told you that Tucker P. Hotdog went to a nice farm upstate, so too did a bunch of your more radical schoolteachers "take a transfer to Madison." It sounded so unappealing, none of us would dare follow up and drop in on them.

We may still find out that yet more states are entirely fictional, and others have a lot to answer for. Illinois is reportedly real close to Wisconsin, so they're probably in on the whole thing. All I know is that when the counter-revolution sends me to Stevens Point for telling the truth, I'm not going to give the movers a customary 15 per cent tip.

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Cant speak for WI but Kentucky is also a conspiracy made up by the government. The More You Know!

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