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@official-kentucky
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If I had what it takes I would make a podcast called "Pikeville to Paducah".
I would just have weirdos from all over Kentucky as guests because I know they're out there (I have befriended many and I am one myself) and I think that's beautiful.
Am I onto something
WPSD Local-6, in addition to being the station of Deedee Megadoodoo, is also the station of the anchor who lost it over a therapy pig named Chris P. Bacon on-air. I’m so happy this was my local news station
Oh my gosh this is amazing. Thank you WPSD Local-6 for your service to the Paducah community and our state as a whole 🫡
i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo
a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????
Need to disappear into the woods tbh
If you need me ill be in a remote valley somewhere in pike county
I think driving places is fun because once the college semester is over, I can drive from Kentucky back to Kentucky for the summer. And then when it's time to go to work, I can commute from home (Kentucky) to Kentucky. And when it's time to slowly and covertly worm my way into the state government then I can drive from Kentucky to (Frankfort, Franklin County,) Kentucky.
If I leave the state, people will see back of my car and be like "oh that guy's from the place with the horses"
Meanwhile I am blasting ABBA while driving 80 mph (wait I need to be better representation for my state) blasting bluegrass music (the actually good stuff, no modern bro-country)... while driving at 80 mph.
I think driving places is fun because once the college semester is over, I can drive from Kentucky back to Kentucky for the summer. And then when it's time to go to work, I can commute from home (Kentucky) to Kentucky. And when it's time to slowly and covertly worm my way into the state government then I can drive from Kentucky to (Frankfort, Franklin County,) Kentucky.
Oh yeah did you all see the horses go?
Folks tell me about Wisconsin. They come into my bookstore, panting, out of breath, red-faced. Some of 'em collapse on the floor. When they recover, they gasp out a tall tale about this state they found. It's on no maps. It has no industry. It doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. They've found Wisconsin.
Since the dawn of human civilization, folks have been telling stories about other dope-ass civilizations that were lost forever. Think of Atlantis. El Dorado, the "Lost City of Gold." Narnia. And now: Wisconsin. It didn't used to be this way.
Decades ago, when I was growing up, we understood that Wisconsin was a real place. It was in our textbooks. It was on our maps, sandwiched in between Minnesota and a big-ass lake. Did we know anyone who had been there? No. I grew up in Canada, and despite Ontario supposedly "bordering" the big W, I didn't know anyone from there who had visited, either. What was even there to visit? Rather than confront the awful truth, we stuck it out, convinced that what our betters had told us was true.
It wasn't until the revolution that we started to find out what was real. In all the chaos, some of the rioters got into the Information Ministry's buildings. So many horrible conspiracies had been inflicted upon us for our so-called good. In those, we found agreements between Canada and the United States, to make up the entire concept of a state. What purpose could it have? To disappear dissidents, it turns out: just like your parents told you that Tucker P. Hotdog went to a nice farm upstate, so too did a bunch of your more radical schoolteachers "take a transfer to Madison." It sounded so unappealing, none of us would dare follow up and drop in on them.
We may still find out that yet more states are entirely fictional, and others have a lot to answer for. Illinois is reportedly real close to Wisconsin, so they're probably in on the whole thing. All I know is that when the counter-revolution sends me to Stevens Point for telling the truth, I'm not going to give the movers a customary 15 per cent tip.
Cant speak for WI but Kentucky is also a conspiracy made up by the government. The More You Know!
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No he doesn't know I'm here. I broke into an undisclosed building in Frankfort and now I'm posting on Tumblr.
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No he doesn't know I'm here. I broke into an undisclosed building in Frankfort and now I'm posting on Tumblr.
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Was a girl detected in this reblog or not?
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I wish kentucky was real
wait holy shit you all arent going to believe this
I just looked outside
Great news everyone
Kentucky has once again made it to the pop tumblr sphere!!!
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