did you know
Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy is still active?
"Hope he's doing alright."
"There's your problem Mikey, thinking I'd be gone when just like your dear old papa."
"I always come back."
"though, I guess more accurately."
"I'll never god damn leave, but hey, gotta say I respect the fact your still here, and still active, but I do swear..."
"I W I L L B E H E R E."
"L O N G A F T E R Y O U"
"L E A V E E V E N T U A L L Y"
"Also I'm doing alright lmao, also I stole your cigarette when you blinked, no smoking here."
Charlie, burnt it out on both of his own eyeballs, and a tiny animal hand grabbed it, and pulled it inside Charlie's face, from one of the eyes.
