Is that what you call a getaway?

I post a bit of Brand New and mostly anything I laugh at.

[mad-hare]

big pest

[monsieurenjlolras]

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

[relishboi]

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

[relishboi]

have to do everything myself

[stream]

TOY STORY (1995) dir. John Lasseter

[celestialcow]

[ereereee]

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

[thejonymyster]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODAAY

AH AH AH

[jasonmantzoukas]

Fine… 2024.

[dailytwitterposts]

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[rhaenyratargeryen]

There’s a rumor that Newt Scamander is headed to Paris. I know he’s working under your orders. What do you have to say for yourself, Dumbledore? If you’d ever had the pleasure to teach him… you’d know Newt is not a great follower of orders.

FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD (2018)

[cat-memes-only]

[robertpattisons]

THE CAT IN THE HAT [2003]

[midori-n]

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

[nnymeros-deactivated20190329]

- Aoko Matsuda

[onlydisneymemes]

[jennifersbod]

YOU (2018-)

[therealxtina]