I'm not ginger ale

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Warrior male drinks exclusively dr. Pepper.

……

He pisses ginger ale.

[official-rootbeer-blog]

what did you say about my time paradox son, bitch

[official-rootbeer-blog]

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Or what grandpa?

[official-rootbeer-blog]

or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

[ginger-ale-official]

Friends please do not fight. I have very large muscles and I’d hate to have to use them

[ew-lour-etc]

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?!

[official-rootbeer-blog]

well there’s Ginger ‘Mascle’ Ale, Myself(Root ‘the best one’ beer) and Dr. Pepper, who doesn’t even have a phD

[official-root-beer]

Looks like there’s two Root Beers around these parts

[official-rootbeer-blog]

You Will Leave This Universe. You Will Not Come Back. You W

[official-rootbeer-blog]

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Or what grandpa?

[official-rootbeer-blog]

or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

[ginger-ale-official]

Friends please do not fight. I have very large muscles and I’d hate to have to use them

[ew-lour-etc]

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?!

[official-rootbeer-blog]

well there’s Ginger ‘Mascle’ Ale, Myself(Root ‘the best one’ beer) and Dr. Pepper, who doesn’t even have a phD

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Coward that they are, Rootbeer has blocked me.

[official-rootbeer-blog]

hypocrite that you are, you blocked ginger ale, my time paradox son

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

*big bang intro music*

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense Ass

[official-rootbeer-blog]

and then it asked itself, ‘will i smash or pass?’

[swollennugs]

it’s summer break,,, , , time to kick back and watch hentai, brothers

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

When you get thirsty I’ve just the drink to recharge you!

[swollennugs]

pass me some of that sweet sweet nectar brother haha

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Here you go, pal

[official-rootbeer-blog]

NO

*knocks the dr pepper out of @swollennugs‘s hands*

drink this instead man

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Nice watermark, amateur

[official-rootbeer-blog]

what do you mean that’s just a combination of a tattoo on my hand, a marking on the bottle, and a hologram

[official-rootbeer-blog]

save your car by not drinking dr pepper or milk it’ll make you fall asleep and crash

drink root beer or ginger ale instead to sharpen your senses and accidentally slice your car in half with your newly acquired powers

[swollennugs]

it’s summer break,,, , , time to kick back and watch hentai, brothers

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

When you get thirsty I’ve just the drink to recharge you!

[swollennugs]

pass me some of that sweet sweet nectar brother haha

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Here you go, pal

[official-rootbeer-blog]

NO

*knocks the dr pepper out of @swollennugs‘s hands*

drink this instead man

[flightless-boy]

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

[bird-big]

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

[ginger-ale-official]

Hey no offense but this addition sucks ass friend

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Both of those additions suck.

[official-rootbeer-blog]

hey no offense but shut the fuck up peppo mcfcuker

[baldmacgaeyercypress]

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Another reason Dr. Pepper is the superior beverage.

@official-rootbeer

[official-rootbeer-blog]

NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY

[official-rootbeer-blog]

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

[dr-pepper-0fficial]

Or what grandpa?

[official-rootbeer-blog]

or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

[official-rootbeer-blog]

@milk-official

milk is fUnking disgusting

[ginger-ale-official]

please give me suggestions for what I should name my art blog I am drawing a blank

[official-rootbeer-blog]

name it ‘rootbeerissupreme’

[official-rootbeer-blog]

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

[oooooopsie-daisy]

[ginger-ale-official]

i just wrap my meager body in the ginger ale bottles and cans i consume throughout the day. that doesn’t have too much to do with this post but I thought I‘d throw it in the mix

[official-rootbeer-blog]

i have wrapped myself in so many root beer bottles and cans i have in fact become the bottles and cans. you are nothing.

[ginger-ale-official]

Hey watch this: *uses my sticky ginger ale covered hands to crawl up the wall like a lizard*

[official-rootbeer-blog]

hey i can do this too *uses sticky surface of glass to roll up wall*

[official-rootbeer-blog]

hey i got an idea for a halloween costume

i’m going as cannibalism