I understand all the references now!

So... you've stumbled upon my blog.

[official-steve-rogers]

Hello there stranger. I am Steve Rogers! I am the former captain America, after handing my title over to the dear Sam Wilson. I still work as a behind the scenes Avenger. Proudly married to @wxntersolider my beloved Buck <3 Continuing to work as an agent for @theofficialshield Despise @therealhydra Friend to many!! To name a few, @the-official-maria-hill @official-loki-laufeyson @officialssr @official-thor-odinson @official-anthony-stark @official-pepper-potts-stark @the-clint-barton @official-natasha-romanoff

[official-steve-rogers]

Hello there! I just realized that there is a pretzel emoji and now I’m handing it out like candy canes in December. So here is a warm pretzel 🥨! Have a lovely day! -🌻

I need a warm pretzel. Thank you!

[official-steve-rogers]

Children. on this, site remain awaike till 8:30pm at of the night ! ! ! KIds you need;. teh sleep.

[inz-lokisdottir]

Aha….ha….lol no-

[official-thor-odinson]

Brother Steven, why do you type like those elderly midgardians in the land of BookFace?

[inz-lokisdottir]

BOOKFACE LMAO

[official-steve-rogers]

😂😂 Thor,. it"s FaceMagazine

[official-steve-rogers]

Children. on this, site remain awaike till 8:30pm at of the night ! ! ! KIds you need;. teh sleep.

[official-steve-rogers]

steve i dont like midgaurd its confusing

Yea, especially these days. With all these fancy schmancy knick knacks. Back in my day, we used to go fishing with Moses.

[official-steve-rogers]

Hello Mr Rogers! It’s Monday and Mondays suck sometimes so here’s a piece of cake to help🍰. Have a good day!

-🌻

So nice of you to remember an old man like me. I appreciate you!

[theofficialshield]

Do you guys eat your lemons with or without the peel?

-Post by Natasha Romanoff Hill

[shield-agent-malcon-alcina]

I mean, it’s like an orange, right? Just bite into it

- AM

[official-steve-rogers]

Please don't encourage her.

[theofficialshield]

Principal Coulson! Can u like forget to mention that 2 week suspension from my final record??? Plzzzzzz

-😎

As a wise man once said

No, no I don't think I will.

-Post by Phil Coulson

[alexisdoesrp]

We're quoting @official-steve-rogers?

[official-steve-rogers]

I am wise. Phil respects me more than the kids here do.

[theofficialshield]

Courtesy of @whatrambles. You have nothing to fear @official-steve-rogers

-Post by Phil Coulson

[official-steve-rogers]

Well now I am scared.

[melinda-qiaolian-may]

May, your husband is being an idiot again. He put a 30 minute timer on the microwave for his food instead of 30 seconds. We had to call the fire department but I'm afraid the SHIELD break room is gone for the time being...

Sincerely, @official-natasha-romanoff

The hypocrisy!! @official-phil-coulson there is absolutely no reason why I should be banned from cooking when you can’t even use a microwave.

[theofficialshield]

It's just one time May! It was an accident!

That being said, @ all SHIELD employees, please do not go onto the 10th floor where the main break room is. There is a lot of smoke and sticky black stuff.

-Post reblogged by Phil Coulson

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

The amounamountofgrief yiu yougave me over those goddamn pancpancakes..….

[melinda-qiaolian-may]

What. The. Hell. I think my phone is broken.

[txngledbxnds]

I think your phone is possessed.

[melinda-qiaolian-may]

I hope not

[official-steve-rogers]

I think the smoke and sticky black stuff from the break room is affecting your phone's health.

[official-steve-rogers]

If I were to organize a petting zoo within SHIELD premises for the purpose of finding new homes for our adorable friends in the animal shelter, how many would be interested in attending?

[official-steve-rogers]

'Cause you've been left in the dust

Unless I ran on your right

You're a slow runner

I think your cholesterol be too much

[official-steve-rogers]

What is your favorite nickname that someone has given to you?

Oh that's a tough one. I have so many. My most famous one is Stoven Grill Rogers from @whatrambles and I think that is also my favorite just because of creativity points.

[official-steve-rogers]

Language cap, (would you like to explain this

...

That is not me, that is a clone of me that @therealhydra has created to give me a bad reputation.

[official-steve-rogers]

JUST STEVE

The one and only

[official-steve-rogers]

Hey Steve.

Sharon, hey!

[official-steve-rogers]

You know, you look exactly like the Captain America in my universe!

Is that so? Which universe is this?