Turret!

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[officialapertureturret]

Turret that stares at people who are worthy of love

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Wheee!

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Hooray!

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Who's there?

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It has been. Three hundred and thirteen. days since I was last activated.

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Who's there?

[official-glados]

It's that time of the year again...

I miss her. I miss her a lot.

[officialchellportal]

Uh.

[official-glados]

If you can read these why don't you text me back?

[officialchellportal]

Turns out helping rebuild human civilization is a lot of work.

[official-glados]

How long does that take? Certainly not longer than it took me to rebuild the facility after that little british dumbass was in control, right?

[officialchellportal]

Twenty years of destruction is a lot more than a day or two. I don't know how long it'll take, but I can't just abandon it. Or my family.

[official-glados]

Should I get Noelle to sing another song for you? I can have her remotely download music. What song would you like to hear?

[officialchellportal]

That would be nice, we don't have much in the way of recorded music anymore.

Uh, dealer's choice I guess.

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Happy New Years! 🏹

Ah! Happy New Year! We’ve successfully made another loop around the sun!

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Why do I recognize the song that Jack Black sang in that one video

[officialgordonfreeman]

What is Undertale

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🎵Wooaaaah, story of Undertale🎵

[officialjoshuafreeman]

Not enough room for the both of us in this town, put ‘em up! - Noelle

Ah! You Again! How many times do we have to go through with this Partner! 

he quickly pulls out his water pistol and played his laugh track. taking up stance

[officialapertureturret]

As many times as it takes, buckaroo!

She then did the motions of getting ready to fire.

[officialjoshuafreeman]

he kept giggling and dodged out of the way before shooting his water pistol

Gotcha!

[officialapertureturret]

Noelle closed her legs in and carefully landed herself on the ground in an overly dramatic fashion.

Ahh, dagnabbit! My plans have been foiled!

[officialjoshuafreeman]

he laughed, clapping his hands with a loud clang, before scrambling over to help her up

That was Fun! That was Fun!

[officialapertureturret]

She did her own share of standing herself up again, but the help is greatly appreciated.

Indeed! And thank you!

[officialjoshuafreeman]

Not enough room for the both of us in this town, put ‘em up! - Noelle

Ah! You Again! How many times do we have to go through with this Partner! 

he quickly pulls out his water pistol and played his laugh track. taking up stance

[officialapertureturret]

As many times as it takes, buckaroo!

She then did the motions of getting ready to fire.

[officialjoshuafreeman]

he kept giggling and dodged out of the way before shooting his water pistol

Gotcha!

[officialapertureturret]

Noelle closed her legs in and carefully landed herself on the ground in an overly dramatic fashion.

Ahh, dagnabbit! My plans have been foiled!

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

I may or may not be anxiously watching the gun robots to make sure they don’t actually shoot each other while playing cowboy—

[officialapertureturret]

Don’t worry! Joshua’s a friend, I don’t shoot friends.

[officialjoshuafreeman]

Not enough room for the both of us in this town, put ‘em up! - Noelle

Ah! You Again! How many times do we have to go through with this Partner! 

he quickly pulls out his water pistol and played his laugh track. taking up stance

[officialapertureturret]

As many times as it takes, buckaroo!

She then did the motions of getting ready to fire.

[officialapertureturret]

I want an update that lets me pet animals

[officialapertureturret]

I’m glad that Neurotoxin doesn’t harm me, but I’m sad that it does harm my friends.

[officialapertureturret]

What is this creature and why does it have neurotoxin in it?

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

Hi Noelle what does that mean?

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A four legged creature was screeching and I found that it’s full of neurotoxin. I’m okay though.

Do you know what it is?

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

Well, if it looks like a dark purple headcrab covered in lumps and scraggly hair-looking things... it’s a poisonous headcrab

If it’s slowly dying, then it’s probably the victim of a poison headcrab

... Otherwise it might be one of your old boss’s escapes science experiments

[officialapertureturret]

Oh it’s the first one. I shot it a few times, is that the right thing to do?

[officialapertureturret]

What is this creature and why does it have neurotoxin in it?

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

Hi Noelle what does that mean?

[officialapertureturret]

A four legged creature was screeching and I found that it’s full of neurotoxin. I’m okay though.

Do you know what it is?