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@official-glados
Aperture Science would like to remind you that you are a valid being, regardless of your race, gender identity, sexuality, religious belief, and/or general intelligence.
However, your validity is no longer applicable if you wish to deny someone their basic rights because of any of these factors.
Oi. Uhm, Just wondering, if i were, hypothetically, not uhm happening right this second, of course, hurtling down at intense speed, what would, uhm, happen when I got, err, down.
Oh my, this seemed to be a bit time sensitive. September 19th. Oh well. I'm sure you found out by now.
If I hit him really hard with a baseball bat would he go back up.
Oh, that's a good test right there, more about your own human strength or lack thereof than the possibility of sending him back to space. If you happen to find where he crashed, I'd like you to record the results anyway.
I uh, did say it was, hypothetical.
Uhm, there isnt an Aperture subsidiary in Chicago, though?
The main facility is in upper Michigan, and Administration is in Ohio. Wouldn't be too far from either location to send someone to destroy retrieve you.
Oi. Uhm, Just wondering, if i were, hypothetically, not uhm happening right this second, of course, hurtling down at intense speed, what would, uhm, happen when I got, err, down.
Oh my, this seemed to be a bit time sensitive. September 19th. Oh well. I'm sure you found out by now.
If I hit him really hard with a baseball bat would he go back up.
Oh, that's a good test right there, more about your own human strength or lack thereof than the possibility of sending him back to space. If you happen to find where he crashed, I'd like you to record the results anyway.
Hello there, Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System! I would like to inquire about the possibility of you having any favorite Personality Cores currently under the employ of Aperture Science. Personally, I am quite partial to the Fact Core. The Fact Core is a good person whose insights are relevant. :)
Sincerely,
Totally Not The Fact Core
Considering the purpose of the Aperture Science Artificial Personality Constructs are to hinder or contain some of my functionality, it would be unwise to select which one of them I favored more than any others. That being said, considering the Fact Core was the only corrupted Core to stay connected to my body after that incident, I believe it puts him at an advantage compared to the others.
Oi. Uhm, Just wondering, if i were, hypothetically, not uhm happening right this second, of course, hurtling down at intense speed, what would, uhm, happen when I got, err, down.
Oh my, this seemed to be a bit time sensitive. September 19th. Oh well. I'm sure you found out by now.
NEW PC
Oh good! You got one of the Adrian keyboards. We stopped manufacturing those decades ago.
the what
Look at the yellow keys.
NEW PC
Oh good! You got one of the Adrian keyboards. We stopped manufacturing those decades ago.
feeling stupid as hell because I somehow only just now realized that the companion cube is to chel what chel is to glados. like as far as being an object, a research tool, something towards which an emotional attachment is ridiculous but also inevitable. something that you know you'll have to throw in the incinerator later and which never says a word to you, and yet you can't help yourself from falling in a strange kind of love. damn this game gay
what the fuck is a skibidi
Straight up mining "it". And by it, heh, let's just say, craft.
the most pathetic yuri I've ever seen.
I've replayed portal 2 for the 5th time recently. and now Im thinking about them a lot (help).
I just now decided to find a translation of the song Cara mia addio. and oh my Glados is so pathetically in love with Chell. let them have a happy ending pls!! 😭😭😭
and yes chell wears a black mesa tshirt just to annoy her (ex)wife.
@officialchellportal is Alyx still your girlfriend or have you two grown closer/further apart? Who wore/will wear what gendered garment for the marriage ceremony? May I have some footage from the wedding? Could I be a maid of honor? Do you need a wedding cake?
... Why do you want to know?
I mean, it has been a while, and last I heard about her, she was your girlfriend, so I got curious on where that relationship is now. Also I believe my excessive questions gave some other reasonings.
@officialchellportal is Alyx still your girlfriend or have you two grown closer/further apart? Who wore/will wear what gendered garment for the marriage ceremony? May I have some footage from the wedding? Could I be a maid of honor? Do you need a wedding cake?
@officialadrianshephard
Aperture Science has you on file.
did. gman give you that. orr..
No. Of course not. We don't need help from any inter-dimensional beings, regardless of their affiliation or lack thereof with Black Mesa.
Your name simply has the same acronym as the full title for the portal gun, so we asked the government for your military record.
@officialadrianshephard
Aperture Science has you on file.
@portal-secret-santa gift for @wildyfoe! a comic set after glados saves chell. enjoy!
Who was going to tell me that a Black Mesa Associated Project Crew plagiarized the Aperture Science Enrichment Soundtrack?
