bandwave

The official blog of Bandwave, a collection of bands who play rock and electric music and mess around.

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Jack: What makes you think I like you?

Nathan: Earlier, you looked at me and said 'I want to kiss you, you're hot'.

Jack: I was talking to the reflection in your glasses.

Nathan:

Nathan: I don’t wear glasses, Jack.

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Kezza: Hey, Louris, can I have some dating advice?

Louris: Just 'cause I’m with Kelly doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Kelly: I have a science headcanon.

Lynda: Can't you just say hypothesis like a f***ing normal person.

Kelly: My science headcanon is -

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Rosie: This is my ex-boyfriend, Aaron.

Aaron: You need to stop referring to me as your ex, babe.

Aaron: [To the crowd] I'm her husband.

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Lynda: We don't download films illegally. It's stealing multi-million dollar property and being rude to all the people who worked so hard on it.

Rosie: Plus, we don't know how to.

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Kelly: What's a five letter word for 'disappointment'?

Louris: 'Kezza'.

Kezza: Hey!

Kelly: ...It fits. What's a nine letter word for hate?

Louris: Try 'MacKenzie'.

Kezza: HEY!

Kelly: ...That... That also fits.

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Jack: I guess I'm too tough to cry.

Lynda: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Jack: [Weeping] They don't have any arms!

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Sally: Putting milk in before cereal is divorce worthy.

Kelly: Or wetting the toothbrush before putting on the toothpaste.

Kezza: Wow, f*** you. Maybe I wanna soften the bristles first.

Kelly: Who the f*** does that?

Kezza: I the f*** do.

Kelly: What the f***, man?

Kezza: F*** you.

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Lynda: Are you drunk?

Rosie: Only on superiority.

Rosie: And vodka. And gin. And champagne. And vodka.

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Rosie: Okay, you're clearly not listening. I can just say whatever I want.

Sally: [Distractedly] Okay, cool.

Rosie: I killed Kelly-Ace this morning.

Sally: That's cool.

Rosie: Now I have a taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.

Sally: Been there.

Rosie: Okay, that's enough. [Hits Sally's head]

Sally: [Jumps] Rosie! How long have you been there?

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Aaron: Would you hit Lynda for a million pounds?

Jack: I'd roundhouse kick her in the face for forty.

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Louris: How much for the horse tornado?

Kezza: Dude, that's a carousel.

Louris: I must have it.

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Rosie: If I die, my party's gonna be the biggest one yet and you're all invited.

Lynda: If?

Kelly: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Rosie: That's one of my biggest fears.

Lynda: What is?

Rosie: That if I woke up as a doughnut -

Lynda: You would eat yourself.

Rosie: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Kelly: ...Louris, what are you doing?

Louris: I'm putting skittles in with your antidepressants. Skittles make me happy and I know you like them, so every time you take a pill, you can eat a skittle!

Kelly: [Starts crying]

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Sally: As a person who does not care for romance much herself, I've decided to rank all of the couples in Bandwave.

Kelly: I don’t like the sound of this.

Sally: Aaron and Rosie - excellent.

Sally: Jack and Nathan - adorable.

Jack: We've been dating for half a day.

Sally: Kezza and Cable - energetic.

Kezza: He's a rapper, I’m a rock drummer - what would you expect?

Sally: Kelly-Ace and Louris - perfection.

Kelly: Maybe I do like the sound of this.

Sally: Lynda -

Lynda: I'm single, Sally.

Sally: Lynda and her banjo - 100% perfect.

Lynda: Thank you, Sally.

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Kelly: I don’t like to lie. It doesn’t work.

Lynda: Y'know, Jack and I had to help raise our aunt Ellie's toddlers when she and her boyfriend were doing their relief work. They refused to eat their lettuce, so I said there were rabbits living in their stomach that needed them to eat the lettuce so they could eat it.

Kelly: And that worked?

Lynda: Yes... but then they refused to drink their milk because they thought the rabbits would drown. So I bought two rabbits and said they hopped out of their mouths as they slept.

Kelly: Is there a point to this?

Lynda: They ate their lettuce, I'm stuck with two bunnies, and lying works!