What The Fuck Pissed Off Little Bubby?

The Ultimate Scientist, I Have A Doctorate I'm Not A Professor. Pronouns: Yours.

[officialbubby]

Where the FUCK am I?

[officialbubby]

I don’t know whats happening and I refuse to, Explain it to me and I will set you on fucking fire.

[official-adam-hdtf]

Good spare yourself anyways want to come to Xen

[officialbubby]

Depends, do you think I could bring my Gordon’s kid? Parental block is messing with him like fucking hell out here, figure its better for him to be studying an alien world then trying to log onto tumblr and blue-screening from the amount of blocked content-

[official-adam-hdtf]

Oh sure of course

[officialbubby]

Alright I want to get out of here.

[officialbubby]

I don’t know whats happening and I refuse to, Explain it to me and I will set you on fucking fire.

[official-adam-hdtf]

Good spare yourself anyways want to come to Xen

[officialbubby]

Depends, do you think I could bring my Gordon’s kid? Parental block is messing with him like fucking hell out here, figure its better for him to be studying an alien world then trying to log onto tumblr and blue-screening from the amount of blocked content-

[officialbubby]

I don’t know whats happening and I refuse to, Explain it to me and I will set you on fucking fire.

[officialbubby]

Anyone else had weird nightmares about being made into a marketable shaker charm then jiggled endlessly by an anxious person? Or just me?

[officiallambdaresistance]

Hey, white forest here. Any updates on Black Mesa East moving after the uh. Several incidents?

[officialbubby]

We're working on it, we've got some transports ready and we're moving as soon as everyone is fucking accounted for

[officialbubby]

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

[official-judithmossman]

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

[officialbubby]

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

[official-judithmossman]

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

[officialbubby]

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire. 

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

[official-judithmossman]

Of course; lead the way.

[officialbubby]

He hands over the tablet, showing the calculations for balancing the entire base’s gear on the four transports, including the raw data. It seems he might have copied something down wrong

Er… Thanks I suppose

Xe crosses xis arms over xis chest, pushing his shoulders up and back tensed

[official-judithmossman]

You seem to have miscalculated the two sections here. Mossman points on the tablet. Fae were right. Xe had messed up.

[officialbubby]

They groaned. smacking themselves on the forehead.

I must have fucking gotten distracted while writing it out, damn children in the vents- Thanks for your fucking help

He snarls it in a way that almost sounds insincere if he wasn’t looking away with their shoulders limp. 

Just need to start packing things and, figure out where the fuck my Gordon went.

[official-judithmossman]

Mossman catches up to Bubby before they leave.

Would you mind staying here and watching the cameras while I check on Alexis? I have to change his IV again.

[officialbubby]

Yeah yeah, take care of the weird military man all you need, I’ve got it 

He flops down where she was sitting, pushing xis glasses up more.

[officialbubby]

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

[official-judithmossman]

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

[officialbubby]

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

[official-judithmossman]

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

[officialbubby]

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire. 

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

[official-judithmossman]

Of course; lead the way.

[officialbubby]

He hands over the tablet, showing the calculations for balancing the entire base’s gear on the four transports, including the raw data. It seems he might have copied something down wrong

Er… Thanks I suppose

Xe crosses xis arms over xis chest, pushing his shoulders up and back tensed

[official-judithmossman]

You seem to have miscalculated the two sections here. Mossman points on the tablet. Fae were right. Xe had messed up.

[officialbubby]

They groaned. smacking themselves on the forehead.

I must have fucking gotten distracted while writing it out, damn children in the vents- Thanks for your fucking help

He snarls it in a way that almost sounds insincere if he wasn’t looking away with their shoulders limp. 

Just need to start packing things and, figure out where the fuck my Gordon went.

[officialbubby]

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

[official-judithmossman]

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

[officialbubby]

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

[official-judithmossman]

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

[officialbubby]

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire. 

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

[official-judithmossman]

Of course; lead the way.

[officialbubby]

He hands over the tablet, showing the calculations for balancing the entire base’s gear on the four transports, including the raw data. It seems he might have copied something down wrong

Er... Thanks I suppose

Xe crosses xis arms over xis chest, pushing his shoulders up and back tensed

[officialbubby]

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

[official-judithmossman]

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

[officialbubby]

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

[official-judithmossman]

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

[officialbubby]

1: I'm an asshole but I don't kill and eat people's pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire. 

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

[officialbubby]

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

[official-judithmossman]

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

[officialbubby]

I've got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can't figure this shit out.

[officialbubby]

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

[officialbubby]

Bubby took a break from working on the transports, Balancing the weight of an entire fucking base’s supplies on the literal scrap made transports on his own was giving him a migraine. Besides, he had other things to deal with, the artificial scientist walked down the hall to the room John had taken up residence in. he knocked on the door. 

Checking up on you, whats up fucker?

No response, huh, he opened the door and looked around

@officaljohnfreeman

[officaljohnfreeman]

The room is empty, John nowhere in sight. the room seems to have been tidied up a little bit, and on the nightstand lays a folded up piece of paper.

[officialbubby]

He frowned and walked over to the paper, picking it up and reading it carefully

[officaljohnfreeman]

it seems like the start was rewritten a few times as to not waste paper.

so, whoever finds this.

I’m gonna do something incredibly reckless, but i have a plan and Adam and Alyx are helping me out. Long story short Forzen didn’t escape. The impostor who did is one of Hahn’s projects called ACE. so, we’re going back to the citadel to get him back.

I’ll probably come back, but if I don’t… I’m sorry. for all the trouble I caused. But also Thank you.

Thank you for letting me be a part of your family. I wish my gordon and june could’ve met you guys.

hopefully I’ll be back soon

- John Freeman

[officialbubby]

He frowned as he finished the note

Fucker.... You better come back. 

He set the note down before he accidentally burned it with a sigh. 

You better....

[officialbubby]

Bubby took a break from working on the transports, Balancing the weight of an entire fucking base’s supplies on the literal scrap made transports on his own was giving him a migraine. Besides, he had other things to deal with, the artificial scientist walked down the hall to the room John had taken up residence in. he knocked on the door. 

Checking up on you, whats up fucker?

No response, huh, he opened the door and looked around

@officaljohnfreeman

[officaljohnfreeman]

The room is empty, John nowhere in sight. the room seems to have been tidied up a little bit, and on the nightstand lays a folded up piece of paper.

[officialbubby]

He frowned and walked over to the paper, picking it up and reading it carefully

[officialbubby]

Bubby took a break from working on the transports, Balancing the weight of an entire fucking base’s supplies on the literal scrap made transports on his own was giving him a migraine. Besides, he had other things to deal with, the artificial scientist walked down the hall to the room John had taken up residence in. he knocked on the door. 

Checking up on you, whats up fucker?

No response, huh, he opened the door and looked around

@officaljohnfreeman

[officaljohnfreeman]

is it bad I’m nervous?

I wanna go outside but I keep thinking that maybe doc missed a tracker or maybe there’s something that virus missed and just… not really vibing right now

[officialbubby]

I fried literally everything that wasn't some component keeping you moving and alive. Go reclaim your life fucker.

[official-sasha-hdtf]

Well, you should be good now, I think I've fried every fucking bit of that tracker, Its never coming back online, so, how do you feel? -Officialbubby

Admittedly a bit. Weird, but I don’t know if it’s the tracker or just...

... I dunno, just the fact that I’m basically entirely disconnected from them for the first time since I was nine?

Thank you so much for doing this, I really appreciate it.

[officialbubby]

...I'm glad to help people leave behind a situation that was like mine. No one deserves to have a fucking horrible organization control their entire life. If you ever need someone to talk to about it, I'm not the nicest person, but I can lend an ear and threaten to set them on fire for you