Dr Mossman

Alexis I did not do this tattoo; where did you get this done?

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I am going to do something incredibly stupid and if it works everybody here owes me a million dollars or something. Let us see if my theory is correct. It is a very vague theory so bare with me

No; I will not owe you anything Gordon.

Upon conducting the test it appears that you are correct because I actually owe somebody something now. That being I owe Dr. Magnusson a new lightbulb because that shit completely smashed under my weight

Christ alive; Gordon what are we going to do with you 🤦🏻‍♀️

Help me get off of the ceiling maybe because I can't get down

Forzen and I will be there soon.

I am going to do something incredibly stupid and if it works everybody here owes me a million dollars or something. Let us see if my theory is correct. It is a very vague theory so bare with me

No; I will not owe you anything Gordon.

Upon conducting the test it appears that you are correct because I actually owe somebody something now. That being I owe Dr. Magnusson a new lightbulb because that shit completely smashed under my weight

Christ alive; Gordon what are we going to do with you 🤦🏻‍♀️

I am going to do something incredibly stupid and if it works everybody here owes me a million dollars or something. Let us see if my theory is correct. It is a very vague theory so bare with me

No; I will not owe you anything Gordon.

Thank you for the candy @official-adam-hdtf

#mossman logs

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Greetings Alexis’ followers; this is Dr Mossman. Alexis is currently recovering from his long battle with Hahn and Acrtic(?). I will be watching over his blog for the time being; I will do my best to answer all your questions and concerns.

—@official-judithmossman

Everything is ready @officiallambdaresistance; We are ready when you are.

Alexis is in... stable condition; his wounds have been a pain to control though still manageable.

We are almost completely moved based; we just have to securely move Alexis without causing distress to his body.

#mossman logs

officialnicklastname

did mitch just name our fuckin child bongwater?????

You managed to have a child?; Congratulations I guess

officialnicklastname

hes yellow lol

That is not normal; do get your child assessed.

officialnicklastname

did mitch just name our fuckin child bongwater?????

You managed to have a child?; Congratulations I guess

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire.

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

Of course; lead the way.

He hands over the tablet, showing the calculations for balancing the entire base’s gear on the four transports, including the raw data. It seems he might have copied something down wrong

Er… Thanks I suppose

Xe crosses xis arms over xis chest, pushing his shoulders up and back tensed

You seem to have miscalculated the two sections here. Mossman points on the tablet. Fae were right. Xe had messed up.

They groaned. smacking themselves on the forehead.

I must have fucking gotten distracted while writing it out, damn children in the vents- Thanks for your fucking help

He snarls it in a way that almost sounds insincere if he wasn’t looking away with their shoulders limp.

Just need to start packing things and, figure out where the fuck my Gordon went.

Mossman catches up to Bubby before they leave.

Would you mind staying here and watching the cameras while I check on Alexis? I have to change his IV again.

Yeah yeah, take care of the weird military man all you need, I’ve got it

He flops down where she was sitting, pushing xis glasses up more.

Thank you.

Mossman exits the room.

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire.

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

Of course; lead the way.

He hands over the tablet, showing the calculations for balancing the entire base’s gear on the four transports, including the raw data. It seems he might have copied something down wrong

Er… Thanks I suppose

Xe crosses xis arms over xis chest, pushing his shoulders up and back tensed

You seem to have miscalculated the two sections here. Mossman points on the tablet. Fae were right. Xe had messed up.

They groaned. smacking themselves on the forehead.

I must have fucking gotten distracted while writing it out, damn children in the vents- Thanks for your fucking help

He snarls it in a way that almost sounds insincere if he wasn’t looking away with their shoulders limp.

Just need to start packing things and, figure out where the fuck my Gordon went.

Mossman catches up to Bubby before they leave.

Would you mind staying here and watching the cameras while I check on Alexis? I have to change his IV again.

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire.

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

Of course; lead the way.

He hands over the tablet, showing the calculations for balancing the entire base’s gear on the four transports, including the raw data. It seems he might have copied something down wrong

Er… Thanks I suppose

Xe crosses xis arms over xis chest, pushing his shoulders up and back tensed

You seem to have miscalculated the two sections here. Mossman points on the tablet. Fae were right. Xe had messed up.

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.

Not exactly what I expected; but come in; and please tell me that is not made from Lamar. Kleiner will kill you if it is.

1: I’m an asshole but I don’t kill and eat people’s pets fucker. 2: He’s at a whole other base from us. I got it from the cafeteria before I realized it Doesn’t Like Me Yet. And I thought I was done training my stomach to stop being a little bitch

He opens the door and tosses her the packet smoothly its been resealed with a rough melted plastic bit. he’s holding a small tablet and his hair is a lot more wildly out of place then normal, as he brings a hand up to run though the short spikes at the back of his head its pretty clear as to why.

Speaking of Other Base’s. I’m having a problem with our exit, Something in these calculations is eluding me and I have stared at it for the past week hoping it’d sort itself out. I’m This Close to setting it on fire.

Can you try and figure out whats with it?

officialalyxvancehalflife

Of course; lead the way.

Hey Alyx; Forzen is doing alright but he’s still in a comatose state from his experience with Acrtic (If that is his name). -Mossman.

Oh thank goodness he’s alright... is there anything we can do about the coma or are we just waiting?

Waking him would pose a risk; we have no knowledge of the experiments he was put through. He is quite literally a ticking time bomb; if we did wake him we would need reinforcements.

Bubby sighs as he knocks on the other scientists door, he can’t do this on his own. He’s not to much of a bitchbaby to ask for help.

@official-judithmossman

You may come in; if you have something for me to eat that would be greatly appreciated.

I’ve got the fucking Headcrab jerky shit if you can stand it, I need your help fucker, I can’t figure this shit out.