Business Inc.

The best definitely-not-corrupt company out there discord.gg/mnnUBRc9zy This is a tumblr account to promote the joke discord roleplay server of "Business INC.", basically the most evil, I meant definitely not evil, company in the world. Set in 2007. Also - none of this is real. Obviously.

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NOTE: Business INC is a satire, nothing on this account is real.

Management:

Leonard, the CEO @dubiousclouds-pancakesabound

Bill Business, sole member of the Board of Directors, @waffled-iron

Steph Pyle, head of Marketing @snooze-mp4

FAQ

Q: What the hell is this

A: Woah, let's not with such profanity.

Anyways, to answer your question, Business Inc. is a super awesome not corrupt company where everyone is happy always and the HR guy didn't murder any previous employee.

You can work for our wondrous company by joining our wonderful discord server: https://discord.gg/rjfgyucx4p

Q: Are you sure you're not evil?

A: Yes, we are the least evil server/company around!

Q: What can I do in your discord server? A: Many things!

You can buy a delicious snack from our store

You can work for Business Scrip

And, if at any if at any point you have an issue with our company, you can talk to our wonderful head of HR

Q: Oh boy, this sounds amazing! How do I join your wonderful discord server? A: Just click this wonderful link!

The world's best *completely* ethical business! | 15 members

Business Inc., we're your family now!

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Some official Business INC. emojis

And, of course, the classic logo

All of which can be used in our wonderful server

discord.gg/mnnUBRc9zy

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Drawn by Steph Pyle, the Head of Marketing

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Hello, Scarlet! Nice to see you on Tumblr!

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oh boy 👍

Hello, welcome to Business INC.! What seems to be the issue?

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hey! what?

Hello! welcome to the Official Business Inc. tumblr page! is there anything you would like to know or have questions about?

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The floor plan for our AWESOME & DEFINITELY NOT CORRUPT business! If you're wondering where the employees sleep (we don't let them leave, for productivity reasons) we can assure they have dog beds under their desks! Throw blankets are for purchase at our company store, so that the most productive workers don't have to suffer from our AC outages at night. We have a discord server for this wonderful company as well.

discord.gg/mnnUBRc9zy

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