give me candles pls

im just a little meme in a big world - grace/female/pan

[theweirdwideweb]

[brucespringsteen]

the episode was literally written by an openly gay man and misha collins liked a tweet saying dean and cas are canon, it's not fanservice it's genuine

U sent this to me, a bruce springsteen blog

[ovur]

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

[ovur]

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

[piroeoe]

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[aextra]

same energy

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[christopher-bryant]

fixed it

[cozycryptidcorner]

Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-

Seven-year-old me:

[pissvortex]

remember when tumblr had blogs with like 100k followers who had one-word urls like ‘pizza’ and they all got banned for scamming their young impressionable followers into buying weight loss supplements

[slab-o-meat]

oh to be a mouse with a sardine tin for a bed

[doodlemeimpressed]

The Duolingo owl is gonna kill me

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[snorlaxatives]

i was leaving the grocery store yesterday and there was a group of like 10 year old kids in boy scout uniforms crowded around the redbox machine chanting “fifty shade, fifty shades, fifty shades” in unison… felt like i was in another dimension for a hot second 

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[1o9]

[unclefather]

He did that

[mysharona1987]

[keididikay]