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please talk about your sex addiction. we want to know.

hey tumblr, been a while. breaking shitposting character for a minute to say that i actually take this kind of question seriously. addiction comes in all forms, and it’s never okay to ask a stranger about their addiction like this. it’s not a spectacle, it’s a part of their life. xoxo, “david duchovny”

WHAT AM I????????!

DAVID DUCHOVNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hai

Saw a guy who looked like me at trater joes today . I told him where they best bargains

I took my pet coconut to the beach and it got loose. I'm running around with this leash going "Jim. JIM!!!!!!" and crying

Mr. Seinfeld, tear down this wall!!!!!!!!

I Can Believe Its Not Buttresses

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kelp

i need sombody kelp

not just anybody

kelp

you know i need someone

K E E E E L L L L L P ! ! ! ! !

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When I Was Younger So Much Youger Than Today.

I Never Needed Anybodys KELP

in any way.

Indiana Jones And The Whip Thats A Really Long Phone Charger And He Keeps Breaking It And Having To Get A New One

#Indiana Jones #Apple

COLIN. FIRTH. FIRE. AIR.

Long ago,

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Neil Patrick Harris looks like a Ken doll

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Mass produce him. Sell him to the children. It will be fine, they won't notice him coming to life to fight tiny battles against their other gendered toys. He's gay, it will be fine,