Carlos funèralo here to officially read out the will for our dearly departed friend, ms skyler white. The will reads as follows.
To Walter 'Flynn' Jr, she has left her car wash business, as well as most of her house. The one part of the house not going to Flynn is the kitchen, which has been left to Jesse Pinkman.
To her ex husband Walter White, she has given him exactly $2 billion in medical debt.
To her trusted friend and lawyer Saul Goodman, she leaves all of her outfits, including her valued wedding dress.
Her live grenade was entrusted to a Lalo Salamanca, however we are aware this grenade has since been detonated. We do have a zip-seal sandwich bag filled with grenade shrapnel instead.
To Tuco Salamanca, she leaves exactly 300 pounds of 98% purity crystal methamphetamine.
Her car has been left to her daughter, Holly White.
Her extensive collection of souvenir spoons has been left to her sister, Marie Schrader.
To her brother-in-law Hank Schrader, she has left twenty-two dead kern river rainbow trout. We request that these are picked up ASAP as they smell fucking awful jesus christ
To Lydia Rodarte-Quayle, she has left her old diamond engagement ring, as well as 12 million in Stevia company shares.
And finally, last but not least, she has requested that all the spare batteries out of the kitchen drawer (all 265 of them) are left to Charles Mcgill.
Thank you all for being here today.
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