Welcome to my webpage!

I hope you enjoy your stay!

[officialisaackleiner]

I'm unaware as to what is happening, but Dr. Freeman seems to be enjoying himself! I haven't heard him laugh this loud in... well, years!

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

@officialisaackleiner

Where’s the nearest functioning teleporter to BME since your lab’s gone? I need to borrow it.

[officialisaackleiner]

Well, I'm... not quite sure, Alyx.

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

... How fast can you build something to match the one back at your lab then? Chell tried to save John and it went south.

[officialisaackleiner]

Well, considering the circumstances, and your own talent and knowledge, I'd say that if you start now, you should be able to get one up and running soon! ... You're going to need to do it the old fashioned way, though. You're going to need resonance. ... I'm... not quite sure where you'd find something that matches the resonance of a Xen crystal, though... And it could be INCREDIBLY dangerous.

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

Would a regular ol’ vortigaunt work? Nonlethally of course.

[officialisaackleiner]

If you could gather a few of them, I think so!

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

@officialisaackleiner

Where’s the nearest functioning teleporter to BME since your lab’s gone? I need to borrow it.

[officialisaackleiner]

Well, I'm... not quite sure, Alyx.

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

... How fast can you build something to match the one back at your lab then? Chell tried to save John and it went south.

[officialisaackleiner]

Well, considering the circumstances, and your own talent and knowledge, I'd say that if you start now, you should be able to get one up and running soon! ... You're going to need to do it the old fashioned way, though. You're going to need resonance. ... I'm... not quite sure where you'd find something that matches the resonance of a Xen crystal, though... And it could be INCREDIBLY dangerous.

[officialalyxvancehalflife]

@officialisaackleiner

Where’s the nearest functioning teleporter to BME since your lab’s gone? I need to borrow it.

[officialisaackleiner]

Well, I'm... not quite sure, Alyx.

[officialisaackleiner]

Please tell Lamarr that I love her

I just did. She said she loves you as well! :)

[officialbarneycalhoun]

vehicle achieved.

[officialisaackleiner]

So it has been! I've completely removed the tracking devices, as well as the GPS they were using. We're all set! Excellent work, Barney.

[officialbarneycalhoun]

aren't there like 3 apcs just sitting in the plaza

[officialisaackleiner]

Good heavens, you're right! I'll have to remove whatever tracking devices are inside, but those may be our best bet!

[officialbarneycalhoun]

Would it be a bad idea to hotwire an abandoned apc

[officialisaackleiner]

That... might actually work! We'll have to find one, though.

[officialbarneycalhoun]

Maybe I should get a PhD

[officialisaackleiner]

Maybe you should get your head out of the clouds and help me find an abandoned APC, Barney.

[officialbarneycalhoun]

Would it be a bad idea to hotwire an abandoned apc

[officialisaackleiner]

That... might actually work! We'll have to find one, though.

[officialisaackleiner]

You should say Fuck more often it'll make the pair of us looking like each other less fucking weird -Officialbubby

Maybe I should say fuck more. It did help blow off some steam...

[officialbubby]

Fuck Yeah! Don't bottle it up! Your an adult fucking man! Say Fuck Like You Mean it!

[officialisaackleiner]

FUCK!

[officialbubby]

FUCK YEAH! LET IT OUT!

[officialisaackleiner]

FUCK!

[officialisaackleiner]

You should say Fuck more often it'll make the pair of us looking like each other less fucking weird -Officialbubby

Maybe I should say fuck more. It did help blow off some steam...

[officialbubby]

Fuck Yeah! Don't bottle it up! Your an adult fucking man! Say Fuck Like You Mean it!

[officialisaackleiner]

FUCK!

[officialisaackleiner]

Why make your lab self destruct in the first place tho???

John had been there. The safety was compromised. The Combine can not be allowed to get ahold of our research. We can always rebuild, but if I could not leave anything salvagable behind.

[officialisaackleiner]

You should say Fuck more often it'll make the pair of us looking like each other less fucking weird -Officialbubby

Maybe I should say fuck more. It did help blow off some steam...

[officialisaackleiner]

Kleiner needs a hug ffs

... Perhaps. Maybe I do. ... That was extremely stressful.

[officialisaackleiner]

go OFF dr k

Well, if you insist...

THAT WAS MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS OF HARD WORD DOWN THE DRAIN ALL BECAUSE SOME TWINK FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE DECIDED TO BE RECKLESS AND GO OFF ON HIS OWN WHEN THERE IS A VERY CLEAR TARGET ON HIS HEAD DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE IS GORDON FREEMAN'S GOD DAMN BROTHER! AND, IN TYPICAL FREEMAN STUBBORNESS, GORDON JUST HAD TO GO OFF ON HIS OWN TO FIND HIM! WELL NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE! ON THE RUN! ALL OF MY RESEARCH PACKED AWAY INTO A BOX. I'VE NEVER HELD SOMETHING SO CLOSE TO MY PERSON. AND BARNEY WON'T STOP WHINING ABOUT HIS BACK.

... I hold no ill will towards anybody of course. You simply insisted I go off. So I did.

[officialisaackleiner]

And no. I don't apologize for saying 'fuck'. I'll say fuck all I god damn want to. My lab just exploded.

[officialisaackleiner]

Well. I believe that explosion I just heard behind us means that we are in the clear. For now.

That... could have been handled better.