UEE HEE HEE !

he/him set pre-ch1 but his ass is in prison

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JEVIL ARE YOU ALIVE?

YES, YES ! OF COURSE I’M ALIVE !

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are you homosexuelle

YOU COULD SAY THAT !

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WHY IS THERE PRIDE MONTH , MONTH ? YOU CAN BE ANYTHING , ANYTHING , IN ANY MONTH ! WHAT’S THE POINT OF JUST ONE MONTH OUT OF TWELVE ?

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*drops down a bag of chocolate into your little cell*

*it appears its related to a certain holiday*

OOH ? A LITTLE TREAT , TREAT , FOR LITTLE OLD ME , ME ? HOW LOVELY !

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patiently waiting day by day for this jester to come back 🙏🙏

so am I 😔

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sorry about posting Never ! ill probably be more active once ch3 comes out. right now my silly hyperfixation brain likes bsd too much to care about anything else

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everyones kinda waiting for chapter 3 thats why lol

yeah that makes sense 😭

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(people are still doing stuff, just slowly) (everyone's been pretty tired and low energy)

( ah alright. ive been the same so i get it but its good to know some people are still around…. )

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( i miss running this blog but like every other utdrp blog has died so unless we wanna bring about the revival? i dont know how much use this blog will see anymore. )

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@short-little-salesman ""HELLO AGAIN [clown around town]!! HOW WAS YOUR [[happy new year]]??""

WHY HELLO , PUPPET BOY , PUPPET BOY ! I FIND THAT TIME TRULY HAS NO BEARING ON ANY EMOTION WHEN YOU ARE FREE , SO I WOULD SAY SPECTACULAR ! HOW ABOUT YOU , YOU ?

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( hello chat it is i, the mod. its almost my birthday so what do you guys want to see from jevil. i know most of the other utdrp blogs r kinda dead nowadays but this is a blog i genuinely enjoy running so ! i want to know what you all would like to see )

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(He turns to look at the staircase.)

"...Huh.

Well...seeya on the flipside, I guess.

Hey, maybe I'll visit again... You seem pretty fun to talk to."

(And so, the rabbit leaves.

That was interesting, was it not?)

…. HM . WHAT A STRANGE ONE .

(* …an interesting scenario once again. How many circus members will visit this cage?)

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"...

Not without sacrifice..."

(...

the rabbit thinks.)

"...Anyway, you got an idea of how to get out of here? If this was some kind of adventure, I'm pretty sure Caine would be getting after me for goin' out of bounds at this point...

...

...Well, not like he'd notice, anyways."

HAVEN’T A CLUE , CLUE ! MAYBE THE WAY YOU CAME IN , IN COULD LEAD YOU BACK TO THE RINGMASTER !

(*JEVIL points to the staircase behind Jax, leading up to an elevator.)

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"The pleasure is mine..."

(...

His eyes narrow.)

"...You keep saying that word. Freedom.

Haven't really heard that in a while."

WELL , WELL , WHY NOT ? ALL MY LIFE I’VE CHASED AND CHASED IT .

(*His grin widens.)

BUT FINALLY , FINALLY ! THE WORLD BEHIND YOUR BARS IS SO SMALL , SMALL ! OUT HERE , I AM FREE , FREE , FREE !

IT WAS NOT WITHOUT COST , COST , BUT THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS NOT WITHOUT SACRIFICE .

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"...Perspective, huh...

Gettin' awful philosophical with me, aren'tcha', ClownTown USA?"

(...)

"Anyways, I guess I should ask you your name. Or at least, whatever the talking Gaming PC gave you..."

TALKING … WHAT , WHAT ?

… ASIDE FROM THAT ! MY NAME IS JEVIL , JEVIL ! PLEASURE TO MEET YOU , RABBIT .

(*He smiles wide once again, but this time it feels…a little less malicious?)

I AM NO PHILOSOPHER ! I SIMPLY KNOW MY FREEDOM , FREEDOM , UEE HEE HEE .

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(he grins right back at you; or rather, the grin he already has grows, as he crouches down to study you.)

"Heh. Kinda like lookin' in a mirror, isn't it?"

(...)

"...Wait...you've met Caine already? And what do you mean, 'from inside your sweet cage'...? I'm as free as a bird, buddy."

(...grin.)

"...Unless, of course, you're already got a head-start on losing your mind in this place. Guess it just goes to show you can't trust the fools, hm?"

(a snicker.)

AH , CAINE , CAINE ! QUITE A PIECE OF WORK , IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF .

BUT…ALAS , YOU DON’T SEE IT EITHER . SILLY RABBIT , IT’S A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE , PERSPECTIVE ! TO ME , IT SEEMS YOU’RE BEHIND THE BARS ! HOW FREE DO YOU THINK YOU REALLY ARE , HM ?

I KEEP MY SANITY QUITE WELL , WELL , WITHIN MY FREEDOM ! HOW SHALL YOU FARE , I WONDER ?

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(there's a sound of footsteps in the halls.)

"Jeez, looks like Mr. Chatterbox did some pretty big renovations around the Tent..."

(something- or rather, someone, walks by your cell. some kind of periwinkle, anthropomorphic rabbit of some sorts.

they stop, walking backwards to look through the bars.)

"...Huh. Another one of Caine's NPCs?" (...)

"...Unless, of course, it's another newbie...guess it wouldn't hurt to give 'em the 'Jax-Signature' greeting, hm?"

(...it's been a while since someone's visited like this.

why not take the time to introduce yourself?)

OH ? ANOTHER VISITOR , VISITOR , FROM INSIDE YOUR SWEET CAGE !

…AH , WAIT….DID YOU SAY….?

WELL , HELLO , HELLO ! YOU MUST BE ONE OF CAINE’S , CAINE’S . A PLEASURE !

(*He smiles a wide, toothy grin. It’s just ever so slightly unsettling.)