The Official PC Principal

I am the Principal of South Park Elementary School; Here we create diversity and make every single student feel accepted. We will have zero tolerance for racism, homophobia, biphobia, aphobia, panphobia, polyphobia, transphobia, gender-discriminatory, misogyny, ableism, anti-semitism, xenophobia, and islamophobia; Send me anything that does not agree with my policies and YOUR ASS WILL BE BLOCKED!!!

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I violently kicked an electrician out of my house. They referred to electrical plugs and outlets as "male" and "female" - output and input. What if the fucking thing identifies as the opposite??

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It makes me sick in the heart to see expectant parents doing the whole blue or pink thing once they find out the biological sex of their unborn child. They are already enforcing binary gender stereotypes on their children before they are born. I want them to ban all the pink wallpaper with rainbows and unicorns and blue with clouds or airplanes(like women cannot aspire to be pilots one day???).

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Do you think it's possible to have a safe space inside a safe space? Like, a safe space squared?

Yeah, for maximum safety

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Hey, PC Principal, what's your stance on microaggressions against people who are pro-fart jokes?

There are people with medical conditions such as IBS.

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Hey, PC Principal, can you give me a lesson on how to be as easily offended as you?

This question itself is offending me. I don't want someone trying to make me vulnerable.

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Why did you draw dicks on Kyle’s face? Why not boobs (😍😍😍😍🫶)??? That’s kind of spreading toxic masculinity

I never did that??? WTF???

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Imagine having a big dick like me 😍😍😍

Keep your toxic cismale masculinity to yourself.

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what is your very professional opinion on "thats what she said" jokes and should they be changed to "thats what they said" or completely erased all together

It depends. I fucking hate the "thats what she said" jokes and why it has to be women only. It also sounds misogynistic. I think those jokes can be inappropriate for all genders. It can be violating when someone shares stuff like that about their partner without them telling them it's okay to do so.

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i love you and your political correctness

Thanks, you should.

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Why is your title backwards

It should be Principal PC

Shut up! I'm not anyone's personal computer!

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Hello PC Principal. What do you think of Randy Marsh? You two were in a frat together, right? Are you still friends?

Well, he was being racist in a recent episode, so, no. Until he can atone for those ignorant statements towards Tolkien's family, I don't want to have anything to do with him except for the fact that his son is a student at my school. His son was also a little piece of shit for thinking Tolkien's name was Token all that time.

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Excuse me, sir/bro, but I noticed an error in a recent post of urs and wanted to correct it. Please don't take this as an attack! We all make mistakes; learning from them is a big part of being PC as u know (◡‿◡✿)

You referred to the word "bitch" as a derogatory term for "females", but "bitch" is not an anti-woman slur (,,>﹏<,,) Rather, it's the word I use to refer to your mother whilst bedding her, and calling her a woman would be an insult to the entire gender !!! ♡UωU♡

Hope this helps !!! (´∇｀)

- Pee Anon

Oh shit.

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I appreciate the work that you are doing :)

Thanks, dude.

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Do you find Mr. Mackey hot?

I'm not attracted to him, no.

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pc principal, i think you deserve a hug 🫂

Thank you.

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pc principal can we kill transphobic politicians together? i think it would be a good activity for the school to do together

Yes, let's band together and do it! I don't want to use the word "rally" as it not only is a Donald Trump term(never forget), but also a Hitler thing.

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OJ MY GOD PC PRINCIPAL 🤯

What?