[officialredguy]

can you be used to mop the floor?

Every week they turn me upside down and dunk my head in a bucket of water and sweep me across the kitchen floor until i pass out from a blood rush

[officialredguy]

They can't seem to tell, but the jail is a cardboard box i wrote "jail" on in sharpie

[officialredguy]

Micheal

[that-one-fuckass-stone-image]

What do you want man you said this and didn't elaborate

[officialredguy]

Hi

[officialredguy]

Micheal

[officialyellowguy]

a wise friend once told me "some of the times you have cake. and some the times you dont"

[officialredguy]

You don't have friends

[officialredguy]

Did you get that baby aborted

👍

[officialredguy]

normal now

[officialredguy]

☹️

[officialredguy]

go back to seep

okay

[officialredguy]

[officialredguy]

Last day of pride month. do you have anything else to say before we all turn straight

No not really

[officialredguy]

Well, then, which one of us gets the chair?

-@ask-red-guy-dhmis

Rock paper scissors?

[officialredguy]

[officialduckguy]

Oh yeah hes dead dead. He hasn't moved an ounce from his bed since he posted this. Well I shall put him into a stew once he is done being bloated and swollen 😍

[officialyellowguy]

ive been sleeping next to that

[officialduckguy]

you help me chop him up 🪓🪚

[officialredguy]

hey guwhat the hell are you doing to that guy

[officialduckguy]

we forgot that he died. hes a skelly now

[ask-red-guy-dhmis]

You cant get rid of me that easily.

[officialredguy]

Theres two of us now

[officialredguy]

What are your pronouns?

Normal

[officialredguy]

I am delivering to your door

Mail

[officialredguy]

laser beam attack

Why

[officialredguy]

Really inconvenient timing I was drinking my Moutain Dew

[officialredguy]

laser beam attack

Why