Horoscopes

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When you are mean

Cries: Taurus • Virgo • Aquarius • Pisces

Ignores: Cancer • Leo • Libra • Capricorn

Fights: Aries • Gemini • Scorpio • Sagittarius

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Zodiac Negatives

Aries: Aries are mean and cruel

Taurus: Taurus are stubborn and lazy

Gemini: Geminis are cold and heartless

Cancer: Cancerians are prideful and exact

Leo: Leos are bipolar and snappy

Virgo: Virgoans are moody and insecure

Libra: Libras are perfectionists and lonely

Scorpio: Scorpios are vengeful and unforgiving

Sagittarius: Sagittarians are reckless and thoughtless

Capricorn: Capricorns are bossy and controlling

Aquarius: Aquarians are indecisive and forgetful

Pisces: Pisces are delusional and sensitive

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The “Perfect” Pairs For Virgo

Virgo is the most feminine so they should be with someone who appreciates strong emotion. A Virgo will cry and laugh and this helps a Cancer or Pisces to show their feelings to them which makes them compatible. A Virgo prone to bursting into tears at the drop of a hat will appreciate the exercise by a Cancer to hold their emotions and not letting them get the better of them. This is the most interesting aspect of a Virgo-Cancer relationship. An insecure Virgo will make a Cancer run in the opposite direction though. That is another major point of conflict between a Virgo and a Cancer. Cancer gets bored and tends to cheat, so a Virgo may watch out for that behavior. A Pisces is the opposite of Virgo which can be good or bad. Pisces is delusional while Virgo sees the truth. A Virgo can help a Pisces come back to earth. Virgo has the earth inside them which Pisces need help to see. Pisces can be very messy and Virgo may find it too much. I would say those relationships can be pretty good. Virgo is ultra sensitive which is good for Cancer or Pisces. Virgo is also always pessimistic and jealous though which gets on the nerves of Cancer and Pisces. Cancer tends to be narcissistic though and Pisces can be lazy which a Virgo would not appreciate.

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Your meal based on your sun sign:

Aries sun: hot dog

Taurus sun: lasagna

Gemini sun: chicken wings

Cancer sun: cheesy pizza

Leo sun: salad

Virgo sun: steak

Libra sun: happy meal

Scorpio sun: grilled cheese

Sagittarius sun: sushi

Capricorn sun: tacos

Aquarius sun: veggie burger

Pisces sun: spaghetti

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Which SpongeBob Character Are You, Based On Your Zodiac?

Aries - Mr. Krabs

Taurus - Patrick Star

Gemini - Larry The Lobster

Cancer - Sheldon James Plankton

Leo - SpongeBob SquarePants

Virgo - Mrs. Puff

Libra - Gary The Snail

Scorpio - Bubble Bass

Sagittarius - Fred

Capricorn - King Neptune

Aquarius - Mindy

Pisces - Sandy Cheeks

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Zodiac Signs and Squads:

Rad but sad: taurus, aries, gemini, virgo

Has probably killed a man already: leo, scorpio, cancer, aquarius

Looks like they should be wearing a flower crown but would probably cut a bitch: virgo, leo, sagittarius

Precious cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure: libra, pisces

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Zodiac Signs as animals

Aries: Fox

Taurus: Bear

Gemini: Monkey

Cancer: Horse

Leo: Tiger

Virgo: Wolf

Libra: Butterfly

Scorpio: Bat

Sagittarius: Cow

Capricorn: Penguin

Aquarius: Owl

Pisces: Dolphin

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*Takes a buzzfeed quiz to find out what type of whale they are*

Taurus, GEMINI, virgo, sagittarius, capricorn

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Famous Virgos

Salma Hayek a Virgo

Beyoncé a Virgo

Keanu Reeves a Virgo

Zendaya a Virgo

Tatiana Maslany a Virgo

Alexa PenaVega a Virgo

Bill Murray a Virgo

Eugene Roche a Virgo

River Phoenix a Virgo

Jack Black a Virgo

Keke Palmer a Virgo

Tom Felton a Virgo

Fiona Apple a Virgo

Amy Winehouse a Virgo

Lisa Cimorelli a Virgo

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Questions for the signs

Aries: why can’t you let things go?

Taurus: why can’t you accept the things you deserve?

Gemini: why are you so intelligent?

Cancer: why do you do the most beautiful things?

Leo: why do you feel so alone when surrounded by people?

Virgo: why are you so hard on yourself?

Libra: why don’t you try to achieve the goals you have?

Scorpio: why are you so skeptical of everyone?

Sagittarius: why can’t you be organized?

Capricorn: why do people think your mean?

Aquarius: why do you think so much?

Pisces: why do you cry so much?

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What you think about based on your zodiac sign

Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Libra: you think about living

Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius: you think about loving

Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces: you think about dying

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Fact: Virgo is the most insecure zodiac sign. This sign is most prone to feelings of insecurity.

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My Little Pony Horoscopes

Aries: Rainbow Dash

Taurus: Apple Jack

Gemini: Rarity

Cancer: Pinkie Pie

Leo: Princess Celestia

Virgo: Princess Luna

Libra: Fluttershy

Scorpio: Discord

Sagittarius: Big Mac

Capricorn: Shiny Armor

Aquarius: Princess Cadence

Pisces: Spike

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Based on your sun sign are you the big or little spoon?

Aries: big spoon

Taurus: big spoon

Gemini: little spoon

Cancer: big spoon

Leo: little spoon

Virgo: little spoon

Libra: little spoon

Scorpio: big spoon

Sagittarius: big spoon

Capricorn: big spoon

Aquarius: little spoon

Pisces: little spoon

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Zodiac Facts

Aries: Loving

Taurus: Lazy

Gemini: Fake

Cancer: Secretive

Leo: Intelligent

Virgo: Depressed

Libra: Harsh

Scorpio: Angry

Sagittarius: Mean

Capricorn: Nice

Aquarius: Judgemental

Pisces: Friendly

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The signs as bitches

Aries: angry bitch

Taurus: hungry bitch

Gemini: how bitch

Cancer: cleanest bitch

Leo: best bitch

Virgo: crying bitch

Libra: weirdest bitch

Scorpio: hottest bitch

Sagittarius: baddest bitch

Capricorn: shy bitch

Aquarius: worst best

Pisces: not even a bitch

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what the signs are full of

aries: happiness

taurus: patience

gemini: adventure

cancer: determination

leo: independence

virgo: character

libra: flexibility

scorpio: life

sagittarius: bravery

capricorn: charisma

aquarius: creativity

pisces: inspiration