um hi

im toby and im pretty gay

[killer-robots]

Don’t even tell me that wasn’t the case cause how could you introduce the most sweetest, most pure character only to kill him off like two chapters later

[officialtobymerchant]

((OH MY GOD))

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chocolatefitspo]

this whole post got me in tears

[ssstop-it-sunflowa]

😓😅😂😂😂😂

[dfgvdgdrgrd]

im

[joltick-archive]

gay

[dfgvdgdrgrd]

for

[sapphiremelody]

motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

[kingcheddarxvii]

Arm wrestlin’ comics

[dopeshityoucanbuy]

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

[dopeshityoucanbuy]

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

[officialtobymerchant]

small son

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new icon courtesy of theskatepunk!! 

[officialtobymerchant]

☆, εжз, ☯

☆ has been answered!

εжз : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable?

Toby likes it when you go out after a heavy rain and there are puddles on the road and driveway and in the grass. He also likes fish a lot, he had a spoiled betta fish along with his grumpy cat.

Toby hates mud. Its squishy and squelchy and hard to get out of his shoes.

☯ : Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why?

He used to believe that, but he doesnt think that anymore. He doesn’t think that something that is as light as furnace penitentiary is dark is possible. 

[officialtobymerchant]

☂☆♡

☂ : Storms or clear skies?

Clear skies, especially with just enough clouds to keep it cool is his preference.

☆ : Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish?

Yes he would, and he has no idea what itd be, considering there’s so much he wishes would happen in the world. For example, to have his cat back, to get out of furnace, to go eat junk food again, fall asleep in a park, etc.

♡ : Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back.

The smell of pasta water and boiling tomatoes. His neighbor was italian and they used to go over to their house whenever he made pasta sauce. He always made way too much for himself so they took a bunch home and froze it to use later.  

woo woo happy times for toby

[cittamemes]

In Depth Headcanon Prompts;

☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying? ☯ : Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why? ♥ : Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise. ☆ : Would they ever wish upon a falling star? If so, what would they wish? ☁ : Describe how they would spend a stormy, overcast/rainy day. ☂ : Storms or clear skies? εжз : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable? ☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency. ☛ : What is their typical response to being given orders? ☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. ✄ : Are there any reasons why they would ever think of self-harm? If so, what are they? ❤ : Describe a physical action that shows complete trust. ❥ : Describe a verbal way they would express complete trust. ✗ : Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike. ⊗ : What is something that causes them to question themselves? ☾ : On a sleepless night, what would they be found doing? ☤ : Is there anything about their health they are continuously on edge about? Something they disregard? ✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life. ❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them. ✖ : Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive. ♆ : Are they prone to violent outbursts or thoughts? ✏ : What are their creative outlets? ✉ : Do they tend to rely on words or actions more? ♡ : Is there a certain scent that brings about nostalgia? If so, describe a memory this scent brings back. ۞: Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they?

[ask-owens]

❤, ☢, ❣

❤ : Describe a physical action that shows complete trust. - I actually think about this a lot. And the thing that I really came up with was that he smiles at people he considers his “friends” (which you have to be pretty fucking special to be his friend lol ((LOOKING AT YOU TOBY)) ). I’d imagine he’d want to keep up his ‘tough guy’ act, so its not something he does often, but smiling is pretty much his way of saying he likes you and he could trust you.

☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. - Mostly anything having to do with his mother. His father was bad, but what he witnessed with his mom really made him snap like a twig. Whenever he thinks about her for too long he starts to feel guilty and angry (and most of the anger is directed at himself). I’m pretty sure if someone were to trash talk his mother they wouldn’t be living in the next five minutes.

❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them. - I’m not really sure. Gary is such a closed book, he doesn’t really let his emotions show that often. Especially when it comes to relationships and friendships? Probably if you just sit with him he’ll be happy, talking or not. The most affection he’d give is a rough rustling of your hair, and even then that hurts more than it feels good. THOUGH… now that I’m thinking about it… He would probably show his affection through friendly little scraps. Kevin would jokingly punch his arm and he’d tackle Kevin and wrestle him to the ground and Kevin is thinking 'OH GOD HE’S GONNA KILL ME’ but in reality he’s just playing!

[officialtobymerchant]

*blushes*

((TOBY THANKS YOU FOR THE AFFECTION.))

[ask-owens]

Gary gary gary who would you like to dance with the most if they said yes to it? ((toby is confined to mobile pls halp))

Depends.…But I would like to see if Donovan’s got any moves.

((TOBBBYYYYY))

[officialtobymerchant]

Well maybe you should ask him to dance then? 

I dunno, he might punch you. 

((GARYYYYYYYYYYY))

[ask-owens]

Are you kidding? He’d probably stamp on my foot on purpose to piss me off. Besides, i’m not sure if he’s good enough to dance with a “professional” like myself. Call me stuck up but my goodness you don’t understand how many times i’ve tried to dance with someone and they fumble around like a fish out of water.

…Plus I was just wondering if he had any moves… its not like i’d ENJOY dancing with him anyways…

[officialtobymerchant]

Maybe you should teach dance then!!!

[officialtobymerchant]

hey toby are you friends with gary? he seems friendlier to you than to anyone else

Well, sort of, i mean, we liked eachother at one point and it was pretty nice….

except for the fact he punched me a couple times… 

I still kinda like him. Just a little bit though. 

[ask-owens]

Gary gary gary who would you like to dance with the most if they said yes to it? ((toby is confined to mobile pls halp))

Depends.…But I would like to see if Donovan’s got any moves.

((TOBBBYYYYY))

[officialtobymerchant]

Well maybe you should ask him to dance then? 

I dunno, he might punch you. 

((GARYYYYYYYYYYY))

[officialcarldonovan-deactivated]

the gang’s all here and under no adult supervision 

dear god

[officialtobymerchant]

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[officialtobymerchant]

I miss real food. And i like pepperoni pizza or maybe pineapple! No ham though, I don’t really like ham.

I also miss my mom’s garden, and my grumpy old cat.