Wow! Wow! Wow!

Perish.

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Awesome! My name is May! What’s yours?

My name is Wubbzy! It’s nice to meet you, May! Wow!

Wubbzy…that’s a cute name! Do you like princesses?

I do! Princesses are so pretty and nice, I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t like them!

I love princesses! And tea parties, and birds, and lots of other stuff too!

Wow! I love those things, too! Do you like kickety-kick ball as well? It’s my favorite sport!

I never played it…but it sounds fun!

It’s really fun, I play it all the time with my friends! Do you want to learn how to play it?

YES!!!!!!!!

Wow, wow, wow! Ok, first, we get the ball,

And give it a big kick!

Now, kickety-kick it back!

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Awesome! My name is May! What’s yours?

My name is Wubbzy! It’s nice to meet you, May! Wow!

Wubbzy…that’s a cute name! Do you like princesses?

I do! Princesses are so pretty and nice, I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t like them!

I love princesses! And tea parties, and birds, and lots of other stuff too!

Wow! I love those things, too! Do you like kickety-kick ball as well? It’s my favorite sport!

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borf?

Wow wow! A dog! Do you want to play kickety-kick ball with me, buddy?

So what the fuck is going on today?

Today, I plan on playing kickety-kick ball! Wanna play with me?

Some… fucking what?

Kickety-kick ball! It’s one of my favorite sports!

I have no clue what the hell that is

It’s kicking a ball around, simple as that!

So what the fuck is going on today?

Today, I plan on playing kickety-kick ball! Wanna play with me?

Some… fucking what?

Kickety-kick ball! It’s one of my favorite sports!

So what the fuck is going on today?

Today, I plan on playing kickety-kick ball! Wanna play with me?

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Awesome! My name is May! What’s yours?

My name is Wubbzy! It’s nice to meet you, May! Wow!

Wubbzy…that’s a cute name! Do you like princesses?

I do! Princesses are so pretty and nice, I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t like them!

I love princesses! And tea parties, and birds, and lots of other stuff too!

Wow! I love those things, too! Do you like kickety-kick ball as well? It’s my favorite sport!

I never played it…but it sounds fun!

It’s really fun, I play it all the time with my friends! Do you want to learn how to play it?

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Awesome! My name is May! What’s yours?

My name is Wubbzy! It’s nice to meet you, May! Wow!

Wubbzy…that’s a cute name! Do you like princesses?

I do! Princesses are so pretty and nice, I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t like them!

I love princesses! And tea parties, and birds, and lots of other stuff too!

Wow! I love those things, too! Do you like kickety-kick ball as well? It’s my favorite sport!

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Awesome! My name is May! What’s yours?

My name is Wubbzy! It’s nice to meet you, May! Wow!

Wubbzy…that’s a cute name! Do you like princesses?

I do! Princesses are so pretty and nice, I don’t know anyone who wouldn’t like them!

Hi everybody! I’m Wubbzy!

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{- it’# YOU -}

Hi, it’s me! Wubb-zy! What’s your name?

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{- i’m known a# Edward ‘Ed’ Burger aaaand i’m aaaabout to #hoot you with thi# gun -} *he paints a gun into his hand*

Wow! Wow! Just try and kill me, you miscreant! The only person with the power to kill me is God himself!

*Wubbzy hops over Edward.*

It was nice meeting you, Ed!

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Awesome! My name is May! What’s yours?

My name is Wubbzy! It’s nice to meet you, May! Wow!

Hi everybody! I’m Wubbzy!

edward-burger-official

{- it’# YOU -}

Hi, it’s me! Wubb-zy! What’s your name?

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

Yes I am!

Wow! Wow! I’ll be your friend! I haven’t made any friends since I got here, but I will absolutely be your friend!

Pls befriend this tiny blue princess!

Hi there, are you looking for a friend?

@coraline-jones-official Hey, do you like kickball?

Hi everybody! I’m Wubbzy!

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Hi, Wubbzy! You seem pretty odd to be showing up here, although this place itself is pretty odd…

Pretty odd? Well, I like pretty odd things, so I think I’m gonna have a lot of fun here!