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[joehills]

HermitCraft World Tour Guidebook

Howdy, HermitCraft guests!

Here's a World Tour Guidebook highlighting a dozen mini-games and a few other points of interest on the server! Feel free to show these pages publicly with your viewers if you'd like to plan and build hype for your visit this Saturday!

Your Hermit Host will provide you with other non-public facing details, like the mod list and connection info shortly as well, so keep an eye on your messages for that!

Thanks, and keep adventuring!

[shencomix]

Not to me, I take away your lesbism

[shencomix]

you are an honorary lesbian . to me

[applestruda]

"IVE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME"

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

etho: thats some black coffee. you dont take it with milk?

iskall: no, i like it, i like it... (sounds of fumbling for a word in your second language)

iskall (dropping his voice an octave and half-growling): i like it raw

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

✂️ i like it R A W

9 seconds · Clipped by AllieCat523 · Original video "Hermitcraft 10 - Episode 11: Never done this before" by iskall85

prev i would never lie to you

[offsomething]

idk i still feel like cleo's no desk setup wasn't that weird at all, i played without a desk for years

it just means i can't buy a desk ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

[xxtc-96xx]

remember to switch this on

^^^

I didn't have the option through mobile but if you go through your desktop settings, under visibility there is a toggle to switch so your work is not used in training AI, it's off by default (go figure lol)

[offsomething]

i hope @dilfosaur knows abt this :( risking a block so she knows

[kingiune]

tagging him as hermitcraft because i can now

[snazzydwarf]

This is what instantly popped into my mind when I saw that part in the ep 😭😭

He's a closeted Etho Girlie no one tell him...

[megabuild]

beef's hermitcraft seven is hilarious because the entire time he's just larping as a rich guy while also not really being a rich guy

[megabuild]

he has a hacienda with a swimming pool and a tennis court. he starts territory beef with keralis because his industry is encroaching on the natural beach horizon and ruining the tourism business he does not have. keralis then buys the whole hacienda from him with intention to bulldoze it because it's in the way and beef has to start paying rent to etho who now owns the courtyard to move all of his furniture into. he moves to a remote island and starts building a cyberpunk city on it which is the most failing billionaire thing a guy can do really. he has like three different stores which are all fairly unsuccessful. he resells vinyl. he listens to radiohead and pink floyd. he becomes a mafia boss with one single mafioso (etho) because he saw doc doing it better. etho also hates him. at one point i think all his skin falls off and he starts shambling around the badlands in a state of constant agony but that might have been season six

[megabuild]

nope it was season seven

[isthemoonbig]

did not expect grian entering a toxic codependent relationship w/the ocean this season 😭😭😭 “please ive been so good to you” “get this over with so i can move on with my life” girl run

[trader-scars]

moodboard of hermits regretting inviting skizz less than a month into the season /lh /j

[nolongerasloth]

The Two Genders

[harley-the-pancake]

Then baby im bigender

[offsomething]

i was following this pose duo, and it's been a while since i saw their posts when i stumbled upon one of them. i was a bit shocked to see that only one of them was on their pfp, so i thought they separated their accounts to keep things consistent. like every photo of the other guy was gone but i couldnt find any new accounts with the missing guy. now i dont wanna assume things but the one left did post about their life changing suddenly 🤔

[offsomething]

Update: turns out that was the person's SOLO account and it was NOT the duo account that i was following. i just somehow stumbled upon their solo account and have also somehow never interacted nor found that they had solo accounts to begin with :|

[mcytblrconfessions]

i want to see xisuma in a life series. i need to see this centrist ass motherfucker being forced to make enemies. i want to see him cry and whine and go "D:" when scar or cleo whacked him in the head. He's like mumbo but auraless. At least mumbo got balls

[eliyips]

anon is so right. but also i would like to joyfully point out how useless Xisuma is in social deduction games. have you seen that man play blood on the clocktower? he is so incredibly out of his depth and constantly confused. he would be an un-salvageable MESS in the life series I NEED IT TO HAPPEN.

[offsomething]

i was following this pose duo, and it's been a while since i saw their posts when i stumbled upon one of them. i was a bit shocked to see that only one of them was on their pfp, so i thought they separated their accounts to keep things consistent. like every photo of the other guy was gone but i couldnt find any new accounts with the missing guy. now i dont wanna assume things but the one left did post about their life changing suddenly 🤔

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[just-some-moss-and-bones]