♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS
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❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called? ❜
❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
❛ I think you killed us. ❜
❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜