thor: i can’t believe you faked your death!
loki: ...thor that was a suicide attempt
thor: no the time after that
loki: when i got stabbed through the chest while saving you and then you left me unconscious and dying on a deserted barren planet?
loki: when i got thrown off the bifrost and landed on a planet run by a sadistic elder where time doesn’t work right?
loki: when you left me to be electrocuted to death on the floor?
thor: getting there, but no
loki: when you left me to be burned alive on the ruins of our planet?
loki: when i got murdered by thanos and you neither tried to bring me back nor made any effort whatsoever to find my body
thor: this is starting to sound very accusatory
loki: tHis Is StArTiNg To SoUnD vErY aCcUsAtOrY