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Mirage.— x — I'm a whole lotta woman , from the way I walk and toss my hips. I'm a whole lotta woman, from the sound to my voice to the gloss on my lips. I'm a whole lotta woman, anything I see, I want, I get. I'm a strong, badass chick, with class and confidence, yeah.

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newspaperburritos​:

“Listen English is my second language alright? Stop making all your words seem similar then!” tito answered, per usual in his thick accent. “estúpida puerta de culo. ¿Por qué no abrirlo en ambos sentidos? eso sería más inteligente. mujer arrogante.” the small man mumbled under his breath. “Well mrs. know it all? you coming in or what?” he asked holding it for her.

"Puedo hablar español.” Mirage raised an eyebrow at him, walking in through the door. She spoke a few languages -- her parents had sent her to one of the most expensive boarding schools around. “Being cocky is better than being meek.” She watched the man walk in behind her, then gestured to the coffee shop board. “Can I get you anything? A thank you for holding the door. Also, I’m not a know-it-all. I just know more things than most,” she said, her tone teasing. 

[ofmirages]

housedevil​:

Cruella was looking down at her phone when the women’s voice rang out, looking up she couldn’t help but chuckle softly at the idiot of a person she shamed couldn’t even properly read the door they were trying to enter through. She smirked softly taking the open door as an opportunity cutting over the half-dead zombie the women had been chatting up “Why to thank you, it’s always a pain to grab the door oneself.” 

"You’re welcome,” Mirage replied, giving the woman a smile. When the guy she’d been talking to didn’t bother to walk through the door, she shrugged her shoulders and walked in behind the stranger. “Suit yourself,” she mumbled under her breath. “Some of the people here act like they’re living in a fantasy land,” she commented, looking up at the coffee shop menu boards behind the counter. She’d probably just get an espresso like she usually did -- working all night made for very long days.

[ofmirages]

❝When I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone.❞  // @ofscreenslaving​​

As unexpected as Evelyn’s words were, Mirage was pleased to hear them. After finding herself in a rather tumultuous relationship with Syndrome in the past, it was nice to have something with someone who appreciated her. Someone who didn’t want to sacrifice her to save themselves. “The feeling is very mutual, Eve,” she replied, placing a hand on the woman’s forearm and squeezing it gently. Mirage wasn’t sure what they were to each other, but she definitely saw the other woman as something more than a friend. Feelings and relationships were tricky, though, and so was this new town. “Misery loves company,” she teased, withdrawing her hand and reaching for the bottle of bourbon on her coffee table. “Another drink?” she asked.

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Disney’s Hercules Sentence Starters

❝ A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. ❞

❝ Giving up is for rookies. ❞

❝ I’m a big tough girl. I can tie my own sandals and everything. ❞

❝ Thanks for everything, ___. It’s been a real slice. ❞

❝ I know every mile will be worth my while. ❞

❝ I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. ❞

❝ I can go the distance! ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like I really don’t belong here. ❞

❝ I’m an action figure! ❞

❝ People do crazy things…when they’re in love. ❞

❝ Get yourself another girl, I’m through! ❞

❝ No chance. No way. I won’t say it. ❞

❝ I have often dreamed of a far off place. Where a hero’s welcome would be waiting for me. ❞

❝ Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you. ❞

❝ He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness. ❞

❝ At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love. ❞

❝ If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I think I’ve already won that. ❞

❝ there’s some things you just can’t change. ❞

❝ I need somebody who can handle him as a man. ❞

❝ Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hooky this afternoon? ❞

❝ You go, girl. ❞

❝ When I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone. ❞

❝ Indoor plumbing…it’s gonna be big. ❞

❝ Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous! ❞

❝ Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine. ❞

❝ Will you forget the head-slicing thing? ❞

❝ Aw ___ don’t be such a stiff. Join the celebration. ❞

❝ I’ve sworn off manhandling. ❞

❝ Look, I’ve learned my lesson, okay? ❞

❝ They can’t keep their hands of me. ❞

❝ Wonderboy, you are perfect. ❞

❝ You know how men are. They think ‘no means yes, and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me I’m yours’. ❞

❝ You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend’s life. And how does he repay you? By running off with some babe. ❞

❝ Aren’t you…a damsel in distress? ❞

❝ You know, when I was kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. ❞

❝ My friends call me ___. At least they would if I had any friends. ❞

❝ How do you know what I’m like? ❞

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“You’re wasting your time,” Mirage drawled, watching someone pushing the coffee shop door when they should’ve been pulling. “Want to know why?” she asked, not waiting for them to answer before continuing, a cocky smile on her face. “Because you clearly can’t read.” The woman pointed to the sign, then pushed the door for them. “You’re welcome.”

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[ofmirages]

Is that [Dichen Lachman]? No, that’s [Mirage] from [The Incredibles]! [She] appears to be [32]. She has the abilities of [high intelligence] and they work as [secretary assistant] 

Ayo! L is here with a bad bitch who had a lovely redemption arc! Love to see it! 

\(👁️👄👁️)/

Mirage woke up in New Fantasia a few weeks ago and questioned all of her life choices that may have led her to this moment. There’s a lot.

She’s fully aware that she isn’t from this place, but she’s vibing tbh. A woman as intelligent as herself can’t let this opportunity to gain knowledge about a possible other world go to waste. 

She’s working as a secretary assistant and trying to stay outta trouble. Doesn’t want to be choked by Mr Incredible again. 

Mirage is super curious about this place. After trying to leave a couple of times, she quickly realised that she wasn’t going to get very far. All it did was give her a nasty headache and send her back to the town square. There’s obviously some kind of magic behind whatever is going on. She’s just got to figure out whose, then use it to gain an advantage. 

Boss bitch with a seductive smile. Also has a soft heart if you can reach it.

Uhhh, I think that’s it for now! If you wanna plot, I’m down to clown in DMs.

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