Laugh at Yourself

Indie Human!Mickey Mouse RP OUAT OC, selective, multi-verse, multi-ship / mun & muse 25+ / nsfw will be tagged ☆art credit: by chacckco☆

[nyctoheart]

   “I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing,              that it was all started by a mouse.” - ᴡᴀʟᴛ ᴅɪsɴᴇʏ

Send me "What happened?!" to find out what state your muse found mine in.

Use a Random Number Generator to find out!

Bruised and beaten up

Passed out somewhere

Extremely happy about something

In the ER

Suddenly only 5 inches tall

Running away from someone or something

Bouncing off the walls hyperactive

In their underwear on your muse’s doorstep

Bought way too much stuff at a store

Completely lost

Very late to a meeting

Extremely frustrated with a pair of chopsticks

Showing up after disappearing for a week

With a stray or injured animal

Mun’s choice!

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[plumbobbunnyy-deactivated201608]

Reblog if your blog is safe for the LGBTQIA community.

[thereal--ones-deactivated201701]

especially during this time

[jpinkman]

This blog is a safe place for LGBT+ youth and closeted youth

In the midst of Orlando’s shooting I’m here to say that I’m here for anyone who needs support in this dark time. If you want me to send you pictures of puppies I will. If you want to scream in my inbox that’s totally alright. I’m here for you.

[ofmouseears-archive]

♝ holding hands

send one for a kind gesture;

Michael gazed at the beautiful view of Marmoreal with Valerie by his side. He glanced at her with a grin, happy to see her content at last. He reached out, grasping her hand and intertwining fingers, glad to share such a serene moment with her.  

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Just a simple PSA

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

[adachifag]

they both destroy ships tho

[parenyzia]

Did you just

[ofmouseears-archive]

Starter for @strxngandbrxve

It had been days since Michael had first stepped into Wonderland. He rather enjoyed his time there, he could not help but stay longer. After all the kindness the people of Marmoreal had given him, one girl in particular, he could not help but want to help them out. He had offered his services to the Queen, thus had been appointed to help tend the gardens. As he was careful not to cut too many of the roses, he could not help but glance at the girl who looked like she was training with the Queen herself and that Hatter fellow. Oh, how he wished he could join them. However, this was his task and he was happy to help out in anyway possible. 

[ofmouseears-archive]

I think that you're seriously amazing at portraying mickey! tbh I really enjoy reading your threads and I think you balance his sweetness well with a hidden strength and that's really enjoyable to read. I'm really glad that I have the opportunity to write with you!! :)

[ofmouseears-archive]

Casual stop in to say that you are a brilliantly written mickey who I adore seeing on my dash. You're a great writer, and great mickey all around, so keep it up. You rock the dash with this quality!

[ofmouseears-archive]

You're bloody fantastic ❤!! This message is being sent to you because someone wants you to know you're awesome, and doing a great job. Keep it up!! 👀 👌👌

[ofmouseears-archive]

@strxngandbrxve || continued.

§ Valerie was very HESITANT to accept what the other was saying, not that she didn’tBELIEVE him, but the cuts and slashes on his body told her otherwise, and so, though he might FEEL okay, she should attend to him, if even for her sake to feel USEFULL.

Giving a deep sigh, she STRETCHES and arises from the ground, getting onto her knees to RUSTLE through her threadbare bag she carried with her everywhere, just in case.

Silently, she takes out a RAG which she uses to wipe the blood away from the areas where it POOLED and began to travel down his skin, slick with MOISTURE

Making sure the leg was clear of ALL blood, she then gets the ANTISEPTIC and some cotton to use to blot the area. She would do so GENTLY so she didn’t cause the other too much HARM.

“ There, that should help a bit. The antiseptic will clean the wound much more EFFICIENTLY then I am able to. It might take a while, but you SHOULD be good as new. ” she speaks GENTLY almost as if talking to someone quite SKITTISH. She smiles at the boy and unconsciously takes in how…. STRIKING he looks. She never would admit that however. §

Mike looked up at the girl and caught himself staring a bit. Snapping himself out of it, he realized she was tending to his wounds. It was awfully kind of her. Taking care of a stranger. A stranger as stubborn as himself. He sat still for her, bracing himself to feel more pain if she were to use that liquid to clean it. However, it did not sting at all. It was rather a cooling sensation, as if the pain was subsiding. “Wow! That actually feels really good. Normally that liquid would sting me but... wow. Where did you get that stuff?” 

[ofmouseears-archive]

"Since it my birthday today there only one thing I want from ya and that is an hug!!" He chipped happily with his arms open wide

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOOFY!! *TACKLE SNUGGLES*

[mxrmoreal-archived]

One must always play by the rules…

                           But that doesn’t mean you can’t bend them.                                                                                     A little.

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“What am I feeling…”

[ofmouseears-archive]

“I have no idea. My stomach just growled so I think you already know what I’m feeling.”

[ofmouseears-archive]

i love your presence on my dash. i love how passionate you are about your writing and your rping and that you always keep going no matter what. i love mickey replies with other people like it I'm talking to the actual mouse himself anyways you're great and remember I'll always admire you

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Ⓐ for ofmouseears

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous ||impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic ||talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends ||good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[ofmouseears-archive]

“ we haven’t kissed “

Not yet! C’mere!