“INSIDE” SENTENCE STARTERS
( Bo Burnham’s special ruined me so I decided to ruin everyone else too by putting my favorite lyrics into a meme, you’re welcome <3 )
“Interesting. Now leave me alone.”
“Sorry that I look like a mess.”
“[Name]’s been a little depressed.”
“I’m sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs.”
“I’m sorry I was gone. But look, I made you some content!”
“Here comes the content!”
“It’s a beautiful day to stay inside.”
“What the fuck is going on? It’s like everything happened all at once.”
“Um, what the fuck is going on?”
“The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about.”
“Should I leave you alone?”
“Really, who’s gonna go for joking at a time like this?”
“Should I be joking at a time like this?”
“I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it.”
“I fear that comedy won’t help, and the fear is not unfounded.”
“Should I stop trying to be funny?”
“Should I give away my money? No!”
“I’m making a literal difference, metaphorically.”
“Yes, most likely, they’ll pay me, but I’d do it for free.”
“I am healing the world with comedy!”
“I wake up at 11:30, feelin’ like a bag of shit.”
“All my clothes are dirty, so I’m smelling like a bag of shit.”
“I look in the mirror and say, ‘What’s up, you useless fuck?’”
“Are you feeling what I’m feeling?”
“I haven’t had a shower in the last nine days.”
“I’m staring at the ceiling and waiting for this feeling to go away, but it won’t go away.”
“Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit. A big ol’ motherfucking duffel bag of shit.”
“I’m not really feeling like I wanna get lit.”
“Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!”
“We’ve got mountains of content—some better, some worse.”
“If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first.”
“There’s no need to panic; this isn’t a test!”
“Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!”
“Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
“Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime.”
“If we stick together, who knows what we’ll do?”
“It was always the plan to put the world in your hands.”
“Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?”
“Don’t overthink this, look in my eye.”
“Don’t be scared, don’t be shy!”
“Come on in, the water’s fine!”
“We’re going to go where everybody knows.”
“Get your fucking hands up!”
“Get on out of your seat!”
“You say the ocean’s rising like I give a shit.”
“You say the whole world’s ending—honey, it already did.”
“You’re not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried.”
“I’m talking to you, get the fuck up!”
“I’ll see you when I see you.”
“Do I really have to finish?”
“Do returns always diminish?”
“Does anybody want to joke when no one’s laughing in the background?”
“So this is how it ends…”
“I promise to never go outside again.”
“I’m slowly losing power.”
“Has it only been an hour? …No, that can’t be right.”
“How ‘bout I sit on the couch and I watch you next time?”
“I wanna hear you tell a joke when no onе’s laughing in the background.”
“Am I going crazy? Would I even know?”
“Am I right back where I started all those years ago?”
“Wanna guess the ending, if it ever does?”
“I’m finished playing, and I’m staying inside.”
“Call me up and tell me a joke.”
“Oh, shit. You’re really joking at a time like this?”
“Well, well, look who’s inside again.”
“You went out to look for a reason to hide again.”
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